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 #1 
Old 2007-10-04, 23:20
Just Insane Just Insane is offline
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Default I just dont know whats going on (long)

Okay ladies and gentleman of sex and affection I what I am about to present to you is my life as of this school year. All of this is the truth however names have been changed to protect the innocent. The reason for this is beacause I want to get laid however im pretty dumb in the subject of seducing girls. So help would be appreciated, read below for a short version if you wish.

Okay I am a Junior at school I am 16 years old and I am horny as fuck. I play soccer for the school and I am the captian of the team. My name is always in the announcements for scoring the most amount of goals and what-not so I guess you could say im fairly popular.

I have a large number of girls in my grade and in grades below me (mostly below) that constantly flirt with me and complement me on my facial features and how strong and smart I am, so I know that im fairly good looking and attractive (although maybe not the best but defenately in the top 10% in my grade.

Since the school year is still young I have a number of girls in my classes that I still dont know, There is one particular one who is just gorgeous and we've been exchanging glances for the past couple of days and smiling at eachother but I havent gotten the will to talk to her yet. Also I have a friend who is a girl who tells me "such and such likes you" and "why dont you guys go out" and shit like that.

I have been ignoring all this attention over the past few months because I thought maybe school and sports were more important (which they are) but I now realize on all the pussy im missing out on. Its all there infront of me but I dont know really how to approach girls well. I havent had a girl friend since middle school.

Also the other day I was talking to one of my friends about this same predicament and I told him I was a virgin and he was like "oh im not surprised (almost jokingly)". I dont understand what seperates the sexually active from the non sexually active. I have looks and talent yet still slobby defensive linemen on the football team get laid more than me. I just dont fucking understand please help me out totse.

*Short Version*
I am an attractive teenager who is horny as fuck yet I think due to my personality im unable to get any pussy. I am a hard working student in school and take sports seriously. I know lots of girls that share an attraction with me yet I dont know how to approach them to ask them out yet alone have sex with them.


Thanks in advance (prepares to get flammed)
 #2 
Old 2007-10-04, 23:23
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Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

Try to find out if this girl that likes you is a virgin too. Then if you two were to go out it would be less awkward. Plus, a lot of girls think its kind of "cute" if you are a virgin, expecially if that girl is a virgin herself.
 #3 
Old 2007-10-04, 23:31
Just Insane Just Insane is offline
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Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

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Originally Posted by K Scott
Try to find out if this girl that likes you is a virgin too. Then if you two were to go out it would be less awkward. Plus, a lot of girls think its kind of "cute" if you are a virgin, expecially if that girl is a virgin herself.


Well most girls that like me are virgins although Im pretty sure atleast 4 or 5 of them have sucked a dick but the majority are virgins.

If your talking about the Gorgeous one who I always exchange looks with, im pretty sure she is a virgin because shes really quite and the only person she talks to is her overweight freind. She is from Lebanon by the way so I think shes still adjusting to the culture or something but shes really shy.

I havent even approached her yet, I dont even know her name, but I cant think of any good approaching methods that wouldnt give it away that I just want to jump into a relationship.
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Old 2007-10-04, 23:33
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Just find some way to talk to her, any way at all. If you guys talk once then you will probably start talking on a regualr basis. Once you find out if you really like her and if it seems like she does like you, then just ask her out on a date.
 #5 
Old 2007-10-04, 23:53
Just Insane Just Insane is offline
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Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

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Originally Posted by K Scott
Just find some way to talk to her, any way at all. If you guys talk once then you will probably start talking on a regualr basis. Once you find out if you really like her and if it seems like she does like you, then just ask her out on a date.


I think I have a way to talk to her but that dosnt solve my initial problem. I am horny as fuck (atleast right now) and want to fuck almost every girl who is the slightest bit attracted to me. I am so close, I have everything infront of me yet, Im so far away I havent really talked to any of them about our interests. Just retarded awkward small talk.

I just want to be like "Would you like to fuck this weekend?" And she'll be like "Sure!" however I know its not possible. How the fuck does it happen? How do you get someone to have sex with you from scratch?
 #6 
Old 2007-10-05, 00:01
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longyearbyen
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I just want to be like "Would you like to fuck this weekend?" And she'll be like "Sure!" however I know its not possible. How the fuck does it happen? How do you get someone to have sex with you from scratch?

Invite her to coffee, talk her up a bit, build rapport, take her back to your place to watch a movie, proceed to sexing.

It's not that tricky if she's interested. At that point you just need to convince her a bit. :)

-F☺rd
 #7 
Old 2007-10-05, 00:04
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Well if the girl has any self respect she will not be fucking you anytime during the beginning of the relationship. It will take some time. Find a good relationship with a girl, and in probably a few months she will want to have sex if she really likes you. It will be a lot better having sex with a person that you really like or love than doing it with some random chick who you just asked to fuck.
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Old 2007-10-05, 00:13
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longyearbyen
Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

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Originally Posted by K Scott
Well if the girl has any self respect she will not be fucking you anytime during the beginning of the relationship. It will take some time. Find a good relationship with a girl, and in probably a few months she will want to have sex if she really likes you. It will be a lot better having sex with a person that you really like or love than doing it with some random chick who you just asked to fuck.


Bullshit.

My last girlfriend and I fucked before we ever started dating (the second time I hung out with her alone), which we did end up doing for a good five months.

Girl's like sex too. If you're not getting any it's probably because they don't like you a whole lot. My ex was far from a whore, she just felt really connected and comfortable with me.

-F☺rd
 #9 
Old 2007-10-05, 00:16
Just Insane Just Insane is offline
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Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

Bullshit.

My last girlfriend and I fucked before we ever started dating (the second time I hung out with her alone), which we did end up doing for a good five months.

Girl's like sex too. If you're not getting any it's probably because they don't like you a whole lot. My ex was far from a whore, she just felt really connected and comfortable with me.

-F☺rd

Yes this is what I want. I just realized I was in the growing minority of virgins in my school yet im one of the best looking guys according to most girls. I know a ton of girls who I could start a relationship with but right now im so horny I just want to fuck.
 #10 
Old 2007-10-05, 00:34
bizzender bizzender is offline
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Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

tl/dr


google david deangelo torrent

end of discussion
 #11 
Old 2007-10-05, 00:50
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Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

im so horny I just want to fuck.

hell yeah. There's a few bitches I would fuck and not tell ANYONE at all, that's how bad it is.
 #12 
Old 2007-10-05, 01:43
soro_one soro_one is offline
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Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

The best advice you could get is..

Girls are people too, not some weird freak of nature. Act like you would if they had a penis.
 #13 
Old 2007-10-05, 04:39
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longyearbyen
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Yes this is what I want. I just realized I was in the growing minority of virgins in my school yet im one of the best looking guys according to most girls. I know a ton of girls who I could start a relationship with but right now im so horny I just want to fuck.

Eh, I hate suggesting pua material but it sounds like you could use some skill building.

http://www.pickupguide.com/nmp.htm

http://www.fastseduction.com/youarenew/

-F☺rd
 #14 
Old 2007-10-05, 04:47
Bad_Intentions Bad_Intentions is offline
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Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

My advice would be go up to the girl you like and say:
"I've been thinking about this for a while and I think its time we have sex"
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Old 2007-10-05, 05:06
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longyearbyen
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My advice would be go up to the girl you like and say:
"I've been thinking about this for a while and I think its time we have sex"


I think that's a horrible idea.

You're (supposedly) a girl, ould that actually work on you? :)

-F☺rd
 #16 
Old 2007-10-05, 05:10
Bad_Intentions Bad_Intentions is offline
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Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

I think that's a horrible idea.

You're (supposedly) a girl, ould that actually work on you? :)

-F☺rd

supposedly? gee that makes me feel good
Well it would really depend on the situation, if its someone i dont really know, probably not, but under the right circumstances it might. I like it when someone is just blatenly honest.
 #17 
Old 2007-10-05, 21:30
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

dont make excuses for yourself...you are only holding yourself back.

its all about confidence and yeah david deangelo is what you need.
 #18 
Old 2007-10-05, 21:37
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Fuck yourself.
Default Re: I just dont know whats going on (long)

Find the sluttiest chick. Talk dirty to her/be a dick. Demand sex. Take her to your house and fuck her hard and fast. Then tell her to GTFO of your house. The next day, point to a random hotty and tell her "Shes next".
 #19 
Old 2007-10-05, 22:35
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bangor northern ireland
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when i read the title "I just dont know whats going on (long)", i was getting ready to link the mario and luigi puberty video
 
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