Blah blah blah, handjob, blah blah all over tits (Not as hot as it should be... Maybe if she was begging for it it woulda been hotter.)

Anyways: the ejaculate looked as if it had seperated, like yellowish and whitish beads all mixed together. Sorta like if you had a bit of olive oil and some milk, and shook it all up. So, question: Is that just urine mixed with semen? or.... Also, if it matters, I don't masturbate, so it might have been waiting a while before it came out.

Thanks!

Ehm.


w0rd.

you can't pee when you come it one or the other.

aids!

I'll be the first to give a serious reply here :)

That's nothing to worry about. Since I suspect you hadn't blown your load in quite a while, that yellowish stuff was "old" sperm.

If I remember correctly, of course.

Thanks. Just wanted to make sure, I dunno, my balls hadn't rotted off.


And it's not aids, marine corps made sure of that.

Yeah you're fine.

Gross. I wonder if it's possible for a half-dead sperm to fertilize an egg? Leading to, well, any number of problems.

I don't masturbate,

Lies!

I think the first time I came from masturbating I had the same thing. It grossed me out, but afterwards was fine.

taste it.

was she disgusted

or did she take it well

And it's not aids, marine corps made sure of that.

So they give out condoms now?

She liked it... less so when it started running down her neck / towards her hair, but apparently she liked me cleaning her off and wiping her down. And it's much more enjoyable, she said, than catching it in her hand. Which I agree with, 'cause this way I was still clean afterwards.

And it's not aids, marine corps made sure of that.


And will continue to do so yearly.

And will continue to do so yearly.

Well, they would. But I dropped, so.... I don't think they care anymore. I'm having a hard enough time getting my last paycheck out of them.... That would be pretty disturbing though, if they just sent some corpsman to track me down and jab me with a needle.

Don't worry about it dude, the same thing happens to me if I haven't jacked off in like a week.

urine and seamen cant come out at the same time... something to do with the prostate. So if it is urine and seamen... you might have a problem.

ill go ahead and say prostate cancer.

Smeg? Dirty penis tubes?

Half-dead, zombie, flesh eating babies!! omg noez!

urine and seamen cant come out at the same time... something to do with the prostate. So if it is urine and seamen... you might have a problem.



http://www.ohiobarns.com/othersites/treecarvings/nj/ttc30-10seaman.jpeg

That is a seaman.

We are talking about semen.

http://www.ohiobarns.com/othersites/treecarvings/nj/ttc30-10seaman.jpeg

That is a seaman.

We are talking about semen.

Dude, I laughed so hard I came, shat and cried at the same time.

Dude, I laughed so hard I came, shat and cried at the same time.


:) That just made my day.

http://www.ohiobarns.com/othersites/treecarvings/nj/ttc30-10seaman.jpeg

That is a seaman.

We are talking about semen.

I nearly choked to death on ciggy smoke when I saw that!

Good on ya man!

http://www.ohiobarns.com/othersites/treecarvings/nj/ttc30-10seaman.jpeg

You guys have gotta look at this picture stoned, I can't stop laughing.

You guys have gotta look at this picture stoned, I can't stop laughing.

=p The fisherman!

You guys have gotta look at this picture stoned, I can't stop laughing.

Every time I see one of your posts I laugh. :D

I've now got that picture saved to my computer for further giggling. Plus, it might just come in handy for a future thread. But I'm sober at the moment and it's still getting a bit of a chuckle outta me.