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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-10-04, 04:31
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Default Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

As times goes on, the more women I look at. The more women I look at, the more I want to fornicate with them. I dont think this is a natural thing...atleast I dont think regular dudes want to fuck as many women as I do. I have had sex with 16 women so far, and its not enough.

For instance I go to the gym 5 days a week. On a usual time that I pick to go, there are around 10-25 women in the gym. Some are old, some are middle aged, and some are young, and some are really young, and shouldnt be there.

95% of the middle aged women and 99.8% of the young women I would love to take outside and fuck. Like, it becomes distracting. At the mall, at wal-mart, at a restaurant, anywhere. I havent noticed this before, but as time goes on I want to have sex with more and more women.

Any help?
 #2 
Old 2007-10-04, 04:33
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New Orleans
Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

Three possible causes:

1. You are 12

2. You need to jack off more often

3. Nymphomaniac

Replies/Help:

1. Kill yourself

2. See corresponding cause.

3. You are very lucky, best of luck, and nail as many as possible.
 #3 
Old 2007-10-04, 04:36
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D!cks are for my friends
Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

Holy fuck that was the mother of all fast responses. Good job.

I am 21.

I have sex everyday with a woman; if I dont, I jack off.

I dont want to kill myself, I dont want to kill others.

#3 is hilarious, and thank you for the good luck wish.

Edit: The age period in which I would jack off 10-20 times a day is long passed. I dont feel the need to jack off more than once a day, but I wouldnt mind having sex more than once a day, with different females.
 #4 
Old 2007-10-04, 04:44
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Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

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Originally Posted by almightyares
Holy fuck that was the mother of all fast responses. Good job.

I am 21.

I have sex everyday with a woman; if I dont, I jack off.

I dont want to kill myself, I dont want to kill others.

#3 is hilarious, and thank you for the good luck wish.

Edit: The age period in which I would jack off 10-20 times a day is long passed. I dont feel the need to jack off more than once a day, but I wouldnt mind having sex more than once a day, with different females.


Hmm, I would suggest prostitution, as it seems to be the only option left, unless you're really good at getting into a woman's pants.
 #5 
Old 2007-10-04, 05:19
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

Sometimes I feel the same way. Although I don't want to have sex with every man I see, it's more that I want to have sex with a good proportion of the men I know. Almost every man I know has at least one quality that I find sexually attractive, be it physical or otherwise. I've fantasised about fucking almost all of my male acquaintances at one point or another. Right now I'm stuck on a coworker. He must be almost 40, he's completely grey and he's not particularly good looking (definitely not ugly though). But he's really nice and funny and I imagine that he'd be wild in bed.

I feel bad for my boyfriend that I have these thoughts, but it's not like he doesn't find other girls attractive. I think I feel like this because I'm super horny and because I'm inclined to see the good in people. I guess these traits combine and make me want to sex alot of men, lol.

OP, I don't know how to answer your question. Maybe we'll grow out of it?
 #6 
Old 2007-10-04, 05:23
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

are your balls shrunken? thought so, must be takin steroids. Shit fucks you up....
 #7 
Old 2007-10-04, 06:11
Thrice420 Thrice420 is offline
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are your balls shrunken? thought so, must be takin steroids. Shit fucks you up....


AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
 #8 
Old 2007-10-04, 06:17
Angiospermicidal Angiospermicidal is offline
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Yeah, that happens when I get busy with school and things and forget about girls for a few weeks. Then I'm like, shit, I forgot about the important things, must...get...laid. In high school I worked at a grocery store in suburbia and when I carried out groceries for soccer moms I always wanted to just push them into their minivans and fuck their brains out. Like an impromptu BangBus. Never happened though, there were plenty of coworkers and a stock room for that.
 #9 
Old 2007-10-04, 07:49
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

Shazam!
 #10 
Old 2007-10-04, 07:58
K Hole Gangster K Hole Gangster is offline
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Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

waht does fornicate mean?
 #11 
Old 2007-10-04, 08:06
D-Loc 1605 D-Loc 1605 is offline
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I have the same problem at the gym. I think the problem is being around so many hot women at once. If you just go out to the store or something, it's different(for me at least) because of all the fat and ugly people. You don't see many ugly people at the gym. Most people are fat because they are ugly and figure why even bother trying to stay in shape? "I'll just find some other fugly person, god bless America."
 #12 
Old 2007-10-04, 08:27
Mantikore Mantikore is offline
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waht does fornicate mean?

Fornication, or simple fornication, is a term which refers to sexual intercourse between consenting unmarried partners. In contrast adultery is consensual sex where one or both of the partners are married to someone else.

The origin of the word derives from Latin. The word fornix means "an archway" or "vault" (in Rome, prostitutes could be solicited there). More directly, fornicationis means "of the archway"; thus an euphemism for prostitution.

Fornication is dealt with differently in various religions, societies and cultures.
 #13 
Old 2007-10-04, 08:57
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

Ima hit you in the face with a rock.
 #14 
Old 2007-10-04, 09:05
Dack9 Dack9 is offline
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Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

The answer is really quite simple.

You have a penis.

Part of the job description, really.

Seriously though. In nature, males are designed to want to fuck as many women as they possibly can. Spread the seed. Monkeys don't naturally choose one life partner, they shack up with anyone they can, whenever they can.

Only solution is to render yourself sterile. Get drunk and pay your friend $5 to get creative with some garden shears.
 #15 
Old 2007-10-04, 10:25
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Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

It's okay. One of my GuineaPigs was the same. He used to hump other (male) guinea pigs, shoes,coats,hats, scarves, pillows and oh god...fluffy slippers.

He was quite a randy little fucker. He mainly grew out of it allthough he had a weakness for fluffy slippers up to his dying day.



You'll probably grow out of it, I dont think it's such a bad thing really, aslong as you dont go out and start humping random people. Stock up on porn, maybe get a girlfriend, and GET OFF MY SLIPPERS! Mad
 #16 
Old 2007-10-04, 11:05
nincumpoop nincumpoop is offline
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Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

Soccer moms ftw!
 #17 
Old 2007-10-04, 20:08
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D!cks are for my friends
Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

No, my ballses aint have shrunken.

I really dont want a gf because I dont want to have sex with one person everyday, I want to have sex with multiple persons everyday.

I want to go up to every woman I see, and just ask if they would like to have sex with me. Im sure I will get a "yes" sometime or another. I know not every woman is a christian soldier who doesnt want sex. I know there are whores and I know some women DO want to get fucked by strangers.

I dont want to look at porn, I want the real thing, which I get right now, but I want more of the real thing. I dont know if I will grow out of it...Im 5-6 years past puberty, and it is getting worse by the month.

Anyone want to meet up for some fun? :)
 #18 
Old 2007-10-04, 21:26
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It's kind of weird, when I was 16 I wanted to bang every girl. I'm the same age as you now, and my urge to fuck is pretty much gone. I still chat up girls all the time and look at them as little sex pots but I don't have the ultimate drive to bone everything. However the feeling of attraction to them is a lot stronger... just I don't have to jerk off 5 times a day, that randy feeling is pretty much gone? Although if I take speed or stay up for 24 hours I get that insane horniness again. Fuck knows..
 #19 
Old 2007-10-05, 01:51
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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Default Re: Ok, so I want to fornicate with basically every fem around.

I have sex about 3-4 times a day on most days, but I still jerk off...its kinda weird I don't understand it
 #20 
Old 2007-10-05, 03:12
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Sydney, Australia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by almightyares
As times goes on, the more women I look at. The more women I look at, the more I want to fornicate with them. I dont think this is a natural thing...atleast I dont think regular dudes want to fuck as many women as I do. I have had sex with 16 women so far, and its not enough.

For instance I go to the gym 5 days a week. On a usual time that I pick to go, there are around 10-25 women in the gym. Some are old, some are middle aged, and some are young, and some are really young, and shouldnt be there.

95% of the middle aged women and 99.8% of the young women I would love to take outside and fuck. Like, it becomes distracting. At the mall, at wal-mart, at a restaurant, anywhere. I havent noticed this before, but as time goes on I want to have sex with more and more women.

Any help?


I think I can answer this in three words: you're a dude.
 
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