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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-10-03, 06:54
Yoh Yoh is offline
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Default Getting a girl pregnant

I just got back from messing with my friends with benefits and I don't know if it was the lube, but it felt like I came a bit. Then I pulled out, got the condom, then fully busted my load 10 min later to an orgasm. Even if I came a little, would it be enough to get her pregnant if she is not on the pill or anything?

Also, if I did get her pregnant, is there any way they can trace that shit back to me? I know this isn't TV detective shit where they got a file cabinet with semen samples....but idk
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Old 2007-10-03, 07:08
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I jumped to this thread from your getting someone drunk one.

You're an idiot.
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Old 2007-10-03, 07:10
Crack Man Crack Man is offline
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pre-cum contains small amounts of semen so yes she could be pregnant, but most likely she isnt.

But just in case...

Quick kill her, babys can't gestate in dead bodys!
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Old 2007-10-03, 07:30
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Dude, really, unless you fucking nut like shit and/or have potent fucking seed, if you didn't feel shit that hard your first round and than strapped on a sleeve, you're most fucking likely good. Unless shit broke you're probably fine... But really man, it's not the drunken sex at night, it's the hungover fuck in the morning that fucks you.

Unless you've impregnated a chick with a broken condom or not cumming, 'cuz that's just my experience.

Hey, you could have superman sperm. Who knows! Just relax. Bad shit happens when you're tense.

Worst case scenario: She tests herself soon, you split payment for an abortion. If she doesn't agree, file a case with the ACLU and negotiate shit.
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Old 2007-10-03, 13:19
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totse
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inb4lock.

stop fucking posting these threads!
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Old 2007-10-03, 14:25
jca- jca- is offline
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Dude, really, unless you fucking nut like shit and/or have potent fucking seed, if you didn't feel shit that hard your first round and than strapped on a sleeve, you're most fucking likely good. Unless shit broke you're probably fine...

The likeliness of a freak pregnancy is inversely proportional to the IQ of the couple. As Yoh is quite clearly a fool, I'd guess his girl could well be too and thus the chance of pregnancy is pretty high.
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Old 2007-10-03, 14:39
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Default Re: Getting a girl pregnant

Jesus Christ on a guinea pig with wings.

IF YOU HAD CONDOMS WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ENTER HER UNPROTECTED AT ALL?!

The 'Pull out' method of contraception is not a form of contraception!


If you're in any doubt at all, if there's any risk of pregnancy at all, get her to a doctor! And dont be so stupid next time!


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