Well, here's something you haven't seen yet...I have a girl friend......yes thats right, beta has a hot freaky girl friend, she likes sex...........allot, almost more than me. Al tho she is not a skanky bitch, she has had 2 boyfriends in the past and i was the one to "break" her in.

I have one question for you tho, If you where given 60$ to spend a HUGE adult megaplex, what would you spend it on?

she asked me that question after I fingered her, and I just said stuff like kinky had cuffs and allot of lube with sex dice, and a maybe a cool costume. So she gave me 60$ and told me to come back this weekend and we will rent a hotel and use what ever I find.

But lets see something crazy good that you have experience with...not something random, something you're girl friend liked allot.

here's what i would get:
-stuff to numb your throat so i can actually deep throat
-handcuffs or some kind of tie thingies
-flavored lube
-porn
-maybe a sexy flight attendant costume if i could afford it, since my boyfriend's #1 fantasy is to fuck a flight attendant while in the air. that way i could at least fulfill part of it.

You're a badass.

Everyone could always use a few more anal dildos.

those places arent that cheap... the one around here anyway.
a collar and whip went for about $20 each.

-maybe a sexy flight attendant costume if i could afford it, since my boyfriend's #1 fantasy is to fuck a flight attendant while in the air. that way i could at least fulfill part of it.

Flight Attendants are highly overrated. I work with them a lot, and MANY MANY of them are old/ dumb/ just plain annoying. We're trying to talk to Center (time critical) and she's asking us about if we'll keep this plane after 2 flights (we don't know).

I know maybe 2 flights attendants that I might touch if I wasn't married, and I am an Airline pilot for a living.

Go up to her and tell her that you spent the $60 renting a blow up doll in the back room

EDIT: Or just say your spent $60 and buy some more stuff

I would buy $60's worth of pornographic material for when she's fallen asleep and I'm left awake unfulfilled. Nobody wants blue balls.

Or some sex toys so I can watch her use them while I jack it.

I dunno really...I like to improvise...Handcuffs? Fuck that, there's stockings to tie you up with! Dildo? Can we say "cucumber"?!

Lube, if you've only one pair of handcuffs, get another, and poppers (or, altneratively, desenstising spray) If you have all those, go nuts. Nothing they have at most XXX stores is more than novelty.