I have a strange case of jungle fever right now and I'm trying to get into this girls pants who I think wants to fuck me. She invites me to all her parties even though we hardly speak and lets me get away with stuff all the time. She's not amazing looking but she's black with a big fat ass. She's not ghetto or anything :( just a preppy brainy type who likes to dance and grind smoke and drink alot etc...

Anyway, I've sent her a message on myspace like "hey, i had this weird ass dream wanna hear about it?" and shes not on so she wont respond till tommorow since she always gets back to me. I have this prepared for her "yes tell me"

"I was smoking a blunt and went to sleep right after. Mind you I NEVER dream and the few times I do I don't remember that well.

Anyway, I find myself in a black room with green strobe
lights sort of like a long hallway. I kept walking down cuz I heard music so I walked over there, music getting louder with every step.
I open the door and I see a single leather sofa so i take a seat.

So I'm chillin on the seat and the music stops. This one HOT banging ass girl comes out and she's pretty much a 10 physically. Nice long, great tits, nice ass and
legs and black hair...you know the works for me. She has weed and cocaine and we start getting fucked. She gets naked takes out my dick and rides me but it's not so good. I then take another look and it's YOU riding me and
it automatically felt soooooooooooo damn GOOOOOOD. It really felt like i was fucking some nice real wet pussy.
The harder we fucked the crazier and faster the lights got.

So me and you are fucking and doing everything you can imagine. Kissing, fucking,sucking,licking...touching caressing. The sofa is getting mad sweat on it but we just keep doing the freakiest things. I remember as I was
pounding you from the back the beat from the music got louder with every stroke.

I wake up and check the time to see if i really went out and all this happend. So real yet so strange. Just a very,very good dream.

I just had to tell you because it was so weird. I trust you'll keep this between you and me and it's no big deal right?"

I'm hoping this will get her to open up. Ideas, suggestions??? comments?

and that wont freak her out?

well umm id ask her round for a smoke or drink or whatever but umm that might work....

but seriously i wouldnt recommend it

If a guy told me this I probably would never talk to him again. Plus it's obvious you just made it up to try to fuck her. If she's a brainy-ish preppy type try BETTER flattery. Use words like beautiful and gorgeous instead of 'bangin'. And NEVER tell girls what you would rate them on a scale of 1-10. Even if the number is high it kind of makes up feel like objects?

On second thought, send her the email, she'll be all over you.

at first I was thinking of getting her to chill when I got my licence and pick her up or whatever and charm her and get her drunk under the pretext that "I can't drink and drive"

then I'd have her pay half for the motel or all (depends on how drunk she is) and say "thats the only place I can start drinking and chill until im good to drive" then we take it from there

. And NEVER tell girls what you would rate them on a scale of 1-10. Even if the number is high it kind of makes up feel like objects?

On second thought, send her the email, she'll be all over you.

she rates her self lol.

....I'd run away far far far away from you if you send me that kind of crap.

at first I was thinking of getting her to chill when I got my licence and pick her up or whatever and charm her and get her drunk under the pretext that "I can't drink and drive"

then I'd have her pay half for the motel or all (depends on how drunk she is) and say "thats the only place I can start drinking and chill until im good to drive" then we take it from there

Yeah i guess that could work.. i think she'd probly see through it though. women are tricky critters mate

if you're gonna use the 'i had a sex dream about you' thing, at least make it realistic.

she rates her self lol.

Just because she does doesn't mean you can. Woman are tricksy.

And if you want to have sex with her, charm her. Don't make her pay for the fucking motel room. I wouldn't even take her to a motel to obvious/cheesy. Can't you just take her home or something, or even to her house? Sudgest you two watch a movie or something.

This is just sad. You want some girl, and the best idea you can come up with is to tell her you dreamed about fucking her? And in just about the most ridiculously creepy way possible, too.

Please go through with it and post your results. You certainly won't get her, but the next time you meet a nice girl you'll know better.

Don't even tell her. Get her drunk one time and start feeling her up. Go from there.

If you can't pull that off, might as well rip your balls off right now.

And NEVER tell girls what you would rate them on a scale of 1-10. Even if the number is high it kind of makes up feel like objects?



Since when the fuck are women not objects?!?!?!?!?!

/fail


Here's you new scheme.
Go party with her.
Have fun.
Say "Lets have sex"




inb4youfailfornotsayingPROFIT

at first I was thinking of getting her to chill when I got my licence and pick her up or whatever
there

hahaha...not 16 i guess

dude high school pick ups shouldn't b that fuckin complicated
if she invites you to highschool parties and doesn't talk to you, then ur chances are lower. mayb dont wanna b seen in public wit you???? anyway either make ur drunk move or LEARN how to pick up girls. if i tell a random girl i like that i had a dream bout screwin her, she'd b creeped out, and i wouldnt b shocked

p.s. are you def gonna rent a hotel room?? or would you need parents permission first :-D

oh and...IF you manage to close the deal, remember to scream out at the end... THIIISS IIIIS SPAAARTAAA

first off are you saying you like long tits?
and second of all i never knew you could get fake pussys put in

sorry but this whole story struck me as stupid. youre telling her that you had a dream you fucked her...to be honest that has never gotten a guy anywhere with me im sure shell be flattered she's in your dreams but seriously
do you need to tell her all the details?
you could just say i had a dream i was fucking this chick and when i realised it was you i felt heaps better!?!

I really want to move this thread...Because it's a fucking bad idea.

I'd be freaked out to be honest.. just ask her if she wants to get some coffee sometime. If she's into you, great, if she's not, atleast you didn't tell her about how you dreamt of fucking her.

you could just say i had a dream i was fucking this chick and when i realised it was you i felt heaps better!?!
This. If you're really serious about the whole dream thing don't be such a creeper about it. Just be like "ha! Funny story, I had a dream I was fucking some chick and turns out it was you. Crazy huh?" But know that from this point on she'll know you're just trying to get into her pants, so this method with only work if she actualy already wants to fuck you.

gkljhglrkejgh doesnt matter kljfhnklejngg

im serious.. where the fuck are all these G's coming from... king G, me, Gthe, some other G, and now the big g.

inb4youfailfornotsayingPROFIT???profit

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read. You should definitely do it. In fact, make it even weirder. Say the woman was your mother, and then turned into that girl you fancy.

if she invites you to highschool parties and doesn't talk to you, then ur chances are lower. mayb dont wanna b seen in public wit you????

no she speaks to me in public and makes it a point that I notice her. I meant that we dont speak outside of those parties often since I never really her.

Ouch dude. That is NOT gonna go over well, she'll be freaked out by it and I don't know if it will ever be possible to play it off or recover from it.

im serious.. where the fuck are all these G's coming from... king G, me, Gthe, some other G, and now the big g.

It's like your all breeding.

I'd go with this option, OP.

But really. You've already fucked this shit up by making it so complicated.

ALSO: Who the fuck remembers that much shit from a dream. In most people's dreams, people rarely have clear facial features.

ADDITIONALLY: Creepy. <-----You/Your Dream.

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she got back to me and I lied lol

I said I was tripping off shrooms and sent random e-mails.