Right. I know there has been a thread like this sometime back in the day, but everyone should have some new ones by now, and I am sure the old stories are good as well.

My best one is: My friend threw a party after being gone for a year, so everyone was there. This party was while his parents were there, so they organized the people who were staying the night into guys in the living room, and girls in the attached guest bedroom. Gay, I know, but oh well.

Anyways, one girl was into me, and I was blitzed off of straight vodka, so I had no idea what the hell I was doing. I ended up in this room with her in one bed, and two other girls in the bed across from us. The other two girls, I completely ignored, despite the fact that they were awake and talking, and the light was on.

Cut to me trying to undo the button on her pants. There was no zipper, it was just buttons, which resulted in me yelling at the button for not undoing, and me yelling at her for wearing stupid *drunk-proof* pants.

Cut to her on top of me. Yeah, I passed out. Woke up later and started walking around with no pants on, and waltzedinto the bathroom where another couple was going at it so I could get a drink......
Yeah, fun night.

okay it was me and 2 friends, a guy friend and a girl. she had a bf in another state at the time. I'm fairly close friends with both the guy and the girl. We all decide to drink at my house, after a hour or so of talking and games we're all fairly drunk, at this time my friends call me and asked if i could take care of a friend for a night, i said fine, and they dropped off a drunk chick at my place, we dropped her on the bed and gave her a bucket. Anyways, me and we'll call her jane, were on a bed just talking and she said " you're such a good friend' and kissed me on the cheek, i kissed her back. Then she kissed my cheek back, and i kiss her cheek again, you get the idea...

Anyways, my drunk passed out friend starts to stir and wakes up looking really dazed and asked where the restroom was. I directed her to the restroom, at this time jane is sucking on my fingers. I didn't know what to make of this, and before if knew it, (i didn't know what we were doing, but i was too drunk to care) we were making out and her hand was in my pants jerking me. after a little more making out she said "fuck it" out of no where, and took off my pants and proceeded to suck on my cock. Well, this was really weird at this point because i was feeling less drunk, so when she was done, i felt kind of ashamed and evil. in a way she took advantage of me, but i shouldnt of let her because she had a bf.

well, yeh... lame i know.

My number one moment was last week infact.

me and 2 mates (guys) were all drinkn at my house, one of my friends had met these to chicks earlier on that day a my work, they were drinking and eating with the owner after a while the owner started to sleaze at them a bit to hard and they decided to come and hang out with us.

So before they came round i was allready well on my way to being rotten drunk, few bourbons and vodkas..

then the arrived and we hit the beers and wines and played a few drinkin games.. now heres where my memory goes a bit fuzzy. Somehow i ended up fucking one of them on my bathroom floor (well trying to) my dick didnt really want to work, when i finally got it started i realised i was too drunk to feel anything and that my knees and back were very sore from fucking on the tiles, some thing else happend ad i ended up at her apartment across the other side of town and fucked her for quite some time when we both realised that i was too wasted to cum and that in my wasted state the was no point continuing.

in the morning i was surprised she was actually hot not like the normal swamp donkys i normally manage to pull when im in such a state, plus she was 25 so i win... somehow

I fucked my x in her shower and broke a wall of it. We kinda fell through it. It was one of those rectangle ones so I fucked her on the side with the wall on it. We were drunk as fuck and I took a buncha morphine and passed out on her pool table. There were a buncha people there too.

Her dad never asked but he could've killed me.

Fucked another girl at someones place and she wanted me to sleep with her and I bounced at like 4am to do coke or somethin stupid and said "I'm leavin knock yourself out or somethin" She hated me after that and helped contribute to the general consensus that I was a cokehead.

probly other more interesting ones I'll try an think of em.

this is the second time i ever told anybody this, and the first time was on totse a few weeks ago. i've never actually spoken this out loud to anybody.

mine is regarding losing my virginity while, you guessed it, drunk.

i actually didn't want to have sex with the guy i lost my virginity to. he was on top of me and fingering me, and i was too drunk/his dick was too small for me to notice that he had put it in. i only realized he was fucking me because he commented on how tight i was, which i thought was weird since he was fingering me...

i looked and saw that both of his arms were up by my head, and i thought 'hey, shouldn't one of them be in between us?,' so i said 'that's not your hand, is it?' and he said 'no.' really romantic, right? haha.

so anyways, i let him finish was because i didn't want to tell my friends that i didn't know if i was a virgin or not because i had had a dick in me but i didn't actually have sex, so i let him finish, which took about 5 minutes from start to finish.

Once after breaking up with my girlfriend I got slightly drunk and made out with a fat chick. She was well into it too, necking me and stuff. THEN SHE TOLD ALL HER FRIENDS THAT I POUNCED ON HER I felt so bad man I thought we bonded:(

When I was 17 I was doing a 21 year-old, and I was pretty proud of myself for that, drunk as I was. Then we nearly got walked in on, and I barely got my pants on before everyone was up the stairs...they were all coming up to the loft to hang out. Well everyone was giving me strange looks for awhile while I was walking around, and then I later realized that it was because my belt was undone and there was just a little bit of a condom sticking out of the zipper.

A girl who's a friend of mine was drunk at my place one time and we started going at it.

I didn't have a condom, so she told me to just pull out. I've known her for a while and she's a clean girl so I agreed.

After about 15 minutes she was really into it and started screaming, "CUM INSIDE ME BABY!!!" In the end I pulled out because that's what we had agreed to in the first place.

She then slapped me and told me never to disobey her again. Girls are weird.

As I told my friend last night, who promptly laughed at me, I've fucked more than my share of chubby/uglier girls while drunk.

I'd never fuck anyone that was too ugly/fat but when you're drunk, you seriously start to lose your sense of right and wrong.

And I'm not talking a beer and a half drunk, I'm talking about 16 beers drunk.

Me and my friend were smoking some weed at his place. His dad came home and he brought this chick with him and they were both drunk. We drank some of their alcohol and they smoked some of our weed.

Anyways this chick was all over me and shit and later she dragged me into my friend's dad's bedroom. I was completely out of it, so I was just laying there. She ripped off all my clothes and started fucking me while I just laid there.

After that I passed out and when I woke up the next day to find out from my friends dad that the bitch was married with 4 kids. Oh and btw, this was my first time.

Well about a month later, my friend that was there that night told my brother, who told my mom. Well my mom was fuckin pissed. She went to the police station and filed statutory rape charges against the chick I fucked since technically I never gave her consent. A couple weeks later she was arrested and she is now in jail.

So thats my story about me getting raped for my first time lol.

That was the most badass story up until the last 2 paragraphs.

Now you're the biggest pussy I know.

you told this story before right? I remember hearing it and her crying or something after she found out it was your first time.

your bro isnt cool for telling your mom, wtf? and how did your mom prove to the police you were raped?

lol, u got told.

This happened earlier this year, lost my virginity on this occasion too, but I've been told by a mate that I was so drunk/stoned that I fucked a chick on a parkbench that I later woke up on the next morning. I can't recall any of it, which sucks, but still, a parkbench outside a pub while completely blind ain't bad. The worst part was the hungover stumble back to my mates place. On that day I decided I'm cutting back on the alcohol.

Lol, ive got a couple good ones, me and this girl were fooling around once in her room (shes now my gf (going on 2 years)) when no one was sposed to be home for a few hours, anyway, im lying there on her bed completely naked, with her leaning over me sucking my cock, now, i was a little bit drunk (not totally smashed, but still not able to drive) and she was too, she takes off her pants when we hear footsteps comming from outside her room. both of us startled as shit, jump out of bed, i grab my clothes run in to her closet, she quickly puts pijamas(sp?) on (its like 1 in the afternoon btw) and goes out of her room, turns out it was her mom comming home early for work, i scramble to get my clothes on, but i forgot to pick up my boxers on the way to the closet. I walk out of the room, and her mom kn ew something was going on, the only excuse for being at her house that i could think of at the time was that i wanted to borrow a cd... Lol... Oh and to this day i still cant find thoses boxers.

Story 2: Again me and my gf are in her room having some fun, im completely smashed off about 12 shots of vodka (no tolerance, i smoke not drink) and i had taken 3 grams of good shrooms that morning, again its about 1 in the afternoon, and me being in my completely fucked up state that im in, drag her to her room (even though we have other friends over) and try to get her to suck my dick, she finally starts, but i couldn't control my laughter, i guess i was still tripping a bit, i just couldn't stop laughing. Till this day my friends think i laugh when i have sex, because no matter what we said, they still think we were fucking.

ha, ok to revive this thread..


New years, 2007..Me and my buddy is at a huge hall party, we get wrecked, pick up 2 chicks and bring them back to my buddy's appartment.

Cut to the chase, we both took a girl with us...THe one I had was a virgin, I popped her cherry and BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE, all over my hands, all over the sofa, all over the fucking blanket...IT WSAS FUCKED

but, to say the least, my friend walked in and took pictures of it all. I wish I had them still, because it was fucking hilarious

When I was in my Army medic training, we started getting free weekends at week four. I hadn't drank in a while, so I planned on getting shitty drunk. My tolerance was way down, and I drank entirely too much. I ended up running around naked, doing army exercises, and after they took me to the hospital they shoved a tube up my dick. Ouch.

I've read this before...

ha, ok to revive this thread..


New years, 2007..Me and my buddy is at a huge hall party, we get wrecked, pick up 2 chicks and bring them back to my buddy's appartment.

Cut to the chase, we both took a girl with us...THe one I had was a virgin, I popped her cherry and BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE, all over my hands, all over the sofa, all over the fucking blanket...IT WSAS FUCKED

but, to say the least, my friend walked in and took pictures of it all. I wish I had them still, because it was fucking hilarious


Liar.

BAHAHA sounds like you fucked a girl on her period who didn't wanna tell you whilst drunk.

not being able to get it up with a girl i work with. im 17 so thats quite awkward.

It's a child-support trap. Should've finished in her butt, then everyone would be happy.

Gotta say, I've never slept with anyone while drunk, had the chance to, but meh, I'd rather remember it and not regret it.

nothing awkward ever really happens to me when i go out drinking... then again i dont drink all that often so there haven't been too many opportunities..

anyways, the most awkward experience would have to be when my friend kissed me last week. This sounds fine, hot even considering we're both chicks... but firstly, i was completely sober and secondly, her boyfriend was sitting right next to us when she first kissed me... he didn't really mind, but god its a weird feeling having your best friend sucking your face off while her boyfriend just sits there as if nothing is happening

nah it's gods honest truth..


I didnt even realize i had blood everywhere until I started to roll a joint...

My friend shined a light oni my hand and it wsa covered in blood..
it was fucking GROSS

Ahhh, you're missing the 'drunken' failsafe.

It goes, if you drink too much, your pee pee won't work properly so you can't fuck someone you shouldn't.

This is of course when you're paraplegic drunk, when you blink while walking and suddenly you're at the other end of the room, and can't feel anything below the belt, so it doesn't matter anyway.

Was drinking with a boyfriend and a few of his friends one night, got horny and asked him to come upstairs with me. We got on the bed, I unzipped his pants and started going down on him. (He was laying down, I was straddling his legs, sort of on my knees with my head down) About 5 minutes into it I fell asleep and woke up in the same position with my head on his tummy.

He refused to tell me how long I was out.

Gang Bang *cough* *cough*

You are a gigantic faggot.

I had a bi gf with whom I lived, we had gone to my guy friend's apt one night. He was hanging out with this girl he'd just met who lived in the same complex. We drank a bit at her place, then decided to go down to the pool area. It was way too cold to swim, and we didn't have swimsuits anyways so we just sat at one of the tables and drank more. We eventually thought it would be a good idea to get in the spa, but it wasn't working very well and was like half full. I got down to my boxers and the girls in their panties. My friend went running back to his apt to get towels, the girls and I were freezing so we went to the shower next to the pool and it was nice and warm. The three of us started making out, then they went down on me. Then my friend came back and his girl went down on him and my gf on me. Then we figured out we were all naked next to a public pool at an apt complex and decide to go back to the apt. We went to the shower in his apt, which was not nearly big enough for the 4 of us. I, being drunk, thought the shower curtain pole would hold me; it was one of the cheap telescoping poles and I fell flat on my back on the floor. We all laughed our asses off, then toweled off and went into my friend's room. There I ate out the other girl, while my gf sat on her face and went down on my guy friend. After awhile of that me and my gf started getting sick from the alcohol and my friend and the other girl went to her place. Good times

when I was 16 I was fucking my gf at her house when he parents werent home in her room. Im fucking her brains out and she is lovin every minute of it screaming loud i couldnt hear shit. So her mom walks in on us fucking and starts yellin at her daughter so I just grab my pants and leave and went to my house(I lived 2 houses down)

After that her cunt mother made her break everything off with me and stop talking to me. This my most akward moment, I fuck alot when im drunk but never caught up from some cunts mother

U let your gf suck other guys off?

U let your gf suck other guys off?

she let me eat out the girl it's only fair. and I was drunk lol. and it was only that one time, every other time someone else was involved it was another girl. those were fuckin awesome lol

she let me eat out the girl it's only fair. and I was drunk lol. and it was only that one time, every other time someone else was involved it was another girl. those were fuckin awesome lol


Ya thats true, I just couldnt do that, im too much of a jealous fuck.

I didn't much care for it after the fact, but whatev it was good times and we had a half dozen FFM threesomes together so she had more girls putting my cock in their mouths than in hers haha

I just pulled a noob mistake and wasted about 30 bucks on getting a waitress drunk.

Stupid, yes, but I lost 3 matches today (eng vs. SA, tor vs. chi, UFC) and I got smashed for 10 hours.

I feel stupid now wasting so much, and I didn't even get laid.

But my good friend fucked a chick a week after I almost fucked her (sobered up by the time we were gonna fuck). It was a funny story to hear.

my ex bf was one of my "aquantances" friends, you know, one of those people you know but would never call. anyways, it was my bday and my friends took me out to hooters since i had done a literary journalism project on it that year. i was drunk and decided to call him, and luckily he was with my best guy friend, one other guy i had previously fucked, and a couple other guys. so we all decided to hang out at my house. we got intteenssllyyy trashed and me and my ex(this was before we had gone out) started fucking. that was the day he lost his virginity at 19 years old. that day ended up TWICE my mother walking in and skreaming at me while he was pounding me, and i was too drunk to basically even notice. fianlly i went upstairs and talked to my mom. my family is very conservative btw. so i showed my ex out the door, first giving a blow job while my friend sat on the stairs and counted down 2 minutes till he had to leave, then walking in as right when he was cumming. later I heard that all the guys at my house were watching from my porch through my window us having sex.
that was my beautiful 17th birthday.

You do your name proud.

I dont know why but that got me hard

One of my mates has gotten into the habit of sleeping on my floor after parties. He doesnt mind sleeping (or passing out) in the same room as me and my gf long as me and her don't do anything dodgy. Well now every friday or saturday me and the girlfriend have sex with my mate a couple of feet away. The intensity of the situation, making a move during the night, trying not to wake the sleeping guy, trying to be as kinky as possible gives us the most extreme orgasms that it feels like a good habit to have

you're lucky im not your friend, kuz i'd just try to gas up the biggest fart i could and give you guys that was a warning.