Enjoy

1. Choking the chicken:
another word for masturbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Jeff Hunter

2. Bell end:
The head of the male penis. The glans.
Do you wanna see my bell end?

3. Up the dirt track:
the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

4. Lost watch:


5. Donkey punch:
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

6. Dog in bath:
Bathing the dog is where you shove your balls in someone's asshole. The reason this maneuver is called 'bathing the dog' is because it's as difficult as bathing a dog.

7. Spit roast:
Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.

8. Cream pie:
A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

9. Tradesmen’s entrance:
The arse.

10. Painters are in:
The girl is having her period

11. Spiderman:
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."

12. Tea-bagging:
The act of dipping a man's ball sack into another person's mouth with the intent of sexual gratification.

13. Hand shandy:
Jack Off?

14. Shag:
1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. to have sexual intercourse. 3. an act of sexual intercourse.

15. Pearl necklace:
the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.

16. Pork sword:
a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.

17. Space docking:
When a man shits into a womans vagina.

18. Head:
Slang term used for a blowjob.

19. Old scrotie:
Two or more scrotums

A plethora of musculocutaneous sacs that enclose the testes and are formed of skin, a network of nonstriated muscular fibers, cremasteric fascia, the cremaster muscle, and the serous coverings of the testes and epididymides.

20. Beef curtains:
the resulting low hanging, loose, flappy labia from muliple bangings of the female genitalia

"I was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees."

21. Potting the brown:
to pot the brown is to ram your penis up somebodies arse

22. Tony Danza:
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

23. Map of Tasmania:
Somewhat dated slang term for the female pubic region

24. 69:
Simultaneous oral sex. Can be practised by M+M, M+F or F+F.

25. Dirty Sanchez:
When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache

26. Ron Jeremy:
a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat

27. Meat sandwich:

28. Rusty trombones:
A simultaneous rim-job/ hand-job.

I am hijacking your thread:D

slang terms for the shocker:

2 in the pink,1 in the stink

2 downtown, 1 in the brown

2 on the clit, 1 in the shit

2 in the hoop, 1 in the poop

add on people...

I am honestly trying to understand, do these things actually happen? I've never heard of any stories where a girl let someone do most of this stuff to her. To punch someone in the back of the head?? Who comes up with this?
I'm assuming alot of this happens in porn only.

brain=head

Incognito Mosquito - Cum in a girls ass, then suck it back out with a straw, then shoot it out at her face.
Tony Danza is funny as shit

Two in the goo, one in the poo.

The hodini:
bang a girl from behind and just before you cum remove your penis and spit on her back she will assume your done but will get a rude awakening when she turns to look at you and you unleash your seman with your hand into her eyes... priceless



actually i have attempted to perform that, but its really hard to get the timing right

It's a guy thing

Muddy Donkey:

A girl laying on her back is giving oral to you while you kneel over her. When you orgasm you shit on her chest and then immediately stomp on it, splashing shit all over her body.

My personal favorite

Bucking Bronco:

Take a girl doggy style. Partway through, whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" or some other STI/STD, and see how long you can hold on.

sounds fun, gotta try it

that's genious

4. Lost watch:

The Pulp Fiction


fixed

do I need to explain why most guys won't even try this??

guys, dont forget to yell out 'THIIIS IIS SPAARTAAA'

Im sorry, but the whole "shocker" thing is seriously fucking stupid.

"Hey guys!!! Im cool I can wave the shocker when someone takes a picture of me!!! No one has ever done this before, Im gonna get laid for sure now!!!!"

Riding the wave:
-When your fucking a fat chick on top slap her in the stomach and ride the waves of fat.

Mashing some downtown down-brown:
-To have sex with a downsydrome nigger that you found downtown.

www.urbandictionary.com

Also, you don't pluralise "slang".

The Wolfman: Jizzing on a girl's face after shaving your pubic hair, and then flinging your gathered pubes at her in such a way that they stick to the patches of semen.

I think " spanking the monkey" is as far as most of you have ever been.

And thats a dry wank at best!