I'm afraid I have become boring. I don't wanna bore you with a long ass post but this is it...

1.I can talk to girls and be confident but I'm no different than
most guys conversation with girl = boring!!!!

2.I even bore myself. EDIT (I mean when I hear myself talk to girls)

3.I must find ways to NOT be boring OTHER than lying 100 percent of the time. I want to be able to actually keep track of the bullshit I spew so I'm not caught lying.

do something new / different everyday. even if it's only something little. I dunno, get out and make a life?

I'm not sure either. I'm pretty boring too.

Are you worried for yourself about being boring, or are you worried that others will see you as boring?

Try to take up some new activities, and talk about them passionately. Allthough dont overdo it.

Are you worried for yourself about being boring, or are you worried that others will see you as boring?

As for myself, no I don't care If I'm boring because I can quite easily amuse myself. Most people (especially girls) are not that simple so I need to at least appear to not be boring so I can talk to them well enough to build an attraction.

Basically, I need ways to not be boring with girls. My sense of humor is rather morbid so I'm only funny to sick bitches but those are no good. :(

Try to take up some new activities, and talk about them passionately. Allthough dont overdo it.

Oh and thanks thats good advice.

I already have lots of activities it's just that I don't talk about them because I can't express how much I like to do those things.

I might need acting classes or something lol.

I get bored constantly. I'm the type of person who would rather have things go catastrophically wrong than nothing to happen at all.

On a 1-10 scale, Good Events = 10, Bad Events = 8, Boring = -27.

What you need to do is something no one will expect of you, especially when concerning women. Become a man whore. Or if you find yourself not able to pull that off, just do ridiculous things. There are a lot of girls who will go for a guy who can just let go of their concerns and get in a certain amount of trouble. I'm not saying trouble with police (drugs, crime, etc...), but other things.

I got bored my first semester as a senior in high school, so I decided I would drive over to the next school district where I had a couple of friends. I asked my friend, who was in their marching band, about what sort of uniforms they wore. I was able to dig up some matching things from the costume shop and I was on my way. I simply dressed the part, stayed near my two friends, and got on their band bus on the way to an away game. It was crazy. It was the beginning of the year so none of the lower classmen knew that I wasn't just someone who they hadn't noticed (it was a big band). Long story short, I got a homecoming date out of it with a girl who was so damn impressed with the balls it took to pull it off. I even got to have my way with her.

So seriously. Pick something that seems ridiculous and do it. It may be scary, but it will never be boring.

I think people think I'm boring, too. I have to resort to extreme exxageration, which sometimes makes me look like an asshat.

Simple. Just say, "I am sexually curious. Would you mind taking me home with you so I can accept your instruction how to best please you with cunnilingus?"

Err don't be stupid and just realize when someone is bored and change the subject or get them more engaged in the conversation. If you're coked up, you may not care. But I'm assuming you're sober or drunk or stoned or something, so just put a little attention towards the other person while you talk.

Just lie and keep track of things. Not that hard.

Get a couple new hobbies.

That way you're learning things and you have something new to talk about with people.

Like myself and guitars..It's fun seeing the reaction I get when I'm explaining how great it feels when you hit that ending note on a solo making it screech and your face is contorted into something resembling a kick to the face whilst having the best orgasm of your life...That usually gets some laughs.

Whereas if you're explaning the intricacies of WoW, you'll probably be regarded as a boring loser...Never talk WoW (or any other game for that matter) with women.

Whereas if you're explaning the intricacies of WoW, you'll probably be regarded as a boring loser...Never talk WoW (or any other game for that matter) with women.

WTFBBQGUINEAPIGLOL!?

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Thread starter, do you think you have aspergers? Some of them tend to find it difficult to talk to people in general. What's wrong with sick bitches?

Whereas if you're explaning the intricacies of WoW, you'll probably be regarded as a boring loser...Never talk WoW (or any other game for that matter) with women.

QFT! Women dont understand and dont care about games, electronics, how things work etc. They just want to talk about MTV, shop for clothes, have fun, eat, and have sex. They dont like to think or use logic. They are simply objects with low IQs.

Let her do the talking if you think what you say is going to bore her

My solution: Start doing stupid things. Such as train-hopping, building scaling, cop-running, you know, good stories. Become a bit of a pyro, and a bit of an adrenaline junkie. Then you can always have the fallback of "did I ever mention that time i was skydiving with 32 roman candles when the cia saw me???"


And try to get them to talk. Girls like that.

it doesnt have to be true. just make up stupid funny bulshit stories, which are obviously made up, and keep a straight face when saying them. youll get laughs. and everyone likes a funny guy.

and everyone likes a funny guy.

The Geordie speaks the truth.

Everyone I work with or hang about with loves being around me because I'm a funny guy.

However, don't try to make them laugh...You'll come off looking like a prat. Just make them laugh.
Also, don't make them laugh too much before making a move on them...Do so and you'll be regarded as a friend or at least someone they don't want to fuck up with. They'll want you around for friendship and entertainment and that's your chance gone buddy. Trust me on this.

And to Yoyo...I apologise for slandering WoW and/or games in general...I forgot there are some cool chicks out there who you can actually talk about stuff that you enjoy without them thinking "geek"

Although I'm glad I did...Seeing that "WTFBBQGUINEAPIGLOL" thing made me laugh!

Guinea pig...Hehehehehe.

QFT! Women dont understand and dont care about games, electronics, how things work etc. They just want to talk about MTV, shop for clothes, have fun, eat, and have sex. They dont like to think or use logic. They are simply objects with low IQs.

I'm female, and I play games all the time. MTV sucks, I hate shopping, and you sound boring/anorexic/asexual. :)

I'm female, and I play games all the time. MTV sucks, I hate shopping, and you sound boring/anorexic/asexual. :)

Could you girls start a fashion movement where you all wear something that lets guys know we can safely talk to you about games, electronics, etc without thinking "Am I coming off as a geek?" and not have to worry about taking you shopping or getting stuck in front of shitty MTV with you?

Maybe a star or something...Like a yellow star of David...Wait a sec...Scrap that idea...Anti semitism is bad...Wear something else. You decide.

im just gonna elaborate on my point a bit. about making up bullshit stories and teling them as if they were real, something like "wanna know why there called kellogs corn flakes? well there was once a man called mr kellog who was a cornfarmer, with extremely flakey skin. one day he planted a skin flake and the cornflake ws born"

but tell it with a straight face and use you hands and be enthusiastic, emphasising it as you see fit. a silly story gets em everytime unless they have the personality of a cotton sock.

Dude what do you do with your life? Anything that is a hobby/interest can be easily talked about. And as long as it isnt something gay(etc world of warcraft), and you can talk about with a 'known' knowledge the girl will pickup on w/e u want to call that, your intelligence?

that's what I do