I've done it, anyone else?

It's not as serious as you think. Just a simple game of pocket pool. Most guys are guilty I imagine. Early morning class, a little boring, I sit there yawning my brains out and I still suffer from that lingering morning wood. I've got strong boner muscles so an erection creeping its way down a pantleg is really quite uncomfortable. So I reach into my pockets and adjust it so it's pointing up and not down. This task usually takes a good ten minutes (to do it covertly) because I wear remarkably tight jeans.

Ha, good story: my friends all call me a "Pocket Pool-Shark".

I tend to think of it as Pocket Snooker - longer cues, larger playing areas.

And no, I've never 'skeeted' in class. But you could just bust all over the underside of the desk, it wouldn't be a big deal.

Haha. Holy shit. I hope your not serious. Anyway school library is wear its at. Just open up a book and close it for easy clean up.

I had a friend who tried to do it on the bus. He was amazed at how sneaky he was and was telling me about it. Later at lunch one of my friends told me she was on the bus and saw him. Keep that in mind.

Lol fuck that. It would be too noticeable in most of my classes anyway.
I aint gonna tease my dick like that either. It either blows the load or it doesn't.

This one kid I went to school with sat in the back of the room behind this girl and he was beatin off back there and grabbed the chicks purse from under her desk and blew a huge load in it. He told a couple of his friends and the word got passed around and eventually made it to her and then the principal. Yeah, he got expelled and that was like the big topic around school for like a month. After that the attention went to the kid that got caught shitting in a girls sock in the girls locker room. Now that I think about it we had some fuckin weird ass kids at our school.

Oh man I've whacked on the bus man.. Most rewarding shit ever. It was cold, so I had my hands in my sweater kind of "taking a nap" But nope. The hot mexican chick next to me had no idea I was staring at her perfect legs as I busted a nut all in my sweater. Most thrilling thing ever. But yeah, I whacked a few times just bored on that same bus.

I never want to meet any of you in real life.

I've never jerked it in class, I've scratched/rubed and stuff.
I have although jerked it in the bathroom on the shiter a few times (who hasnt?) And I would usually jack it al least once a week on the bus ride home.
Hey, my bus ride was like an hour and a half, what else is there to do?

My old neighbors used to have a hot daughter, who slept on the ground floor, her room was on the side of the house, they had no fence, etc. So one night I'm out and I see her laying there watching tv in tiny boxers and a bra, so I sit down near the window and beat off furiously.

Actually, that happened once before as well with someone else. And I've jacked it in my car when I had to kill some time. And I hid behind some boxes at work one day and jacked it. And in the bathroom at school. And in every room of my house if I remember correctly.

Yeah...Same here mate.

I have a question for all the guys out there. Do you get boners in class frequently? Cause in a typical 50 minute class I get two boners, each boner spanning approximately 20 minutes. Now, having a rip roarin' erection fighting against some tight ass jeans is really fucking painful thing. Usually I just try and forget about it and focus on the class but I find that boners won't go away unless they're in a good position. Something to do with restricted bloodflow. My optimum position is pointing towards my face. So I have to spend a good chunk of time wrestling with my Burmese trouser python to turn him a full 180 degrees so he's pointing north.

And I'm sure a corollary to the rule "More than 2 shakes and you're playing with it" is "wrestling with a boner for more than 5 minutes is playing with it". This makes me guilty as charged for masturbating in class.

I just don't fucking understand why I'm poppin' wood 2, sometimes 3 times per class. I mean, integral calculus is pretty sexy but not on the level that gets me hard! There aren't any chicks in my class and I'm not homo so I don't know what's going on.

Can anyone help me, or at least let me know I'm not the only one out there with this debilitating problem?

there was a rumour that a guy in my science calss got a boner in our sex ed video
but thats all i know of masturbating at school
and thats not even masturbating
its just getting a boner

haha i did it in a bus too. but i had 2 lesbians by my side doing it with too. it was kinda on a dare... i came though and showed everybody.... good times...

Can anyone help me, or at least let me know I'm not the only one out there with this debilitating problem?

Naw, its perfectly normal to pop boners throughout the day at highschool age etc.
two easy options are:
1 stroke off before going to school in the morning, or
2 when you get wood in class, cause yourself pain somewhere and your brain will shift its focus and your wood should turn back into a sapling in no-time.
a constant pinching on the arm works best I find.

LOL! I used to pop wood ONLY in math classes, too! For no reason either, really...

lawl i think i avoided sweat paints in school for that reason. no i've never jerked off in public or school. we had this one kid who shit his pants in 5th grade, passed out in 6th and used to rub his dick constantly. he was honestly playing pocket pool all day.

I tend to think of it as Pocket Snooker - longer cues, larger playing areas.

Nice.

oh man i would kill to go to your school

Dude.... when u crack one in class... if it becomes a problem that u ever have to get up and dont wanna show it... do wat i do... wear baggy hoddies with the pockets... than just walk around with ur hands in ur hoodie pockets pulling the hoodie forward and covering ur erection haha works a treat...

Man you guys are strange. Wacking off in class..... I'm glad I'll probably never meet any of you guys in person.

I prefer to do it in privacy alone/with gf. Other than that I've only ever wanked off at my old workplace when i was working a 12hour shift and hadnt had my daily morning wank. The work was bad enough as it was without having to deal with my friend going all over the place.

at my old work one of the buildings had a sort of dissused office sort of on a raised platform with frosted glass so you could see people coming from miles away, there was a filing cabinet which had loads of porn in it.

it was probably put there by the management so people could go and "relieve themselves" so they wouldn't get stressed out at work.

also, to get to the toilets you have to walk through this dissused conference room, they have a white board set up in the middle of the room so people can anonimously write some complaint or bullshit on it, it was never spelt out as such but it was obvious what it was for.

it was an explosives factory so they don't want people walking around all frustrated with their feelings kept to themselves.

there was micro security cams everywhere hidden in cracks in the brickwork and in the vents so i never jacked it in that room and i only ever wrote vague shit on the whiteboard, i bet they did it as a honeypot to weed out the disturbed ones.

^ fireworks factories are really where they make all the "hidden camera" pr0n.

Name of company please. :D

i couldn't cum in class. I've stroked my dick, but i need to go fast if i'm to cum... i'm always in the last desk, in a corner, but even so... it's way too risky.

Icky icky! bad! BAD!

Good post.

Ha, good story: my friends all call me a "Pocket Pool-Shark".

That's just creepy.

There was a girl who used to in class. We called her "grave digger".

There was a girl who used to in class. We called her "grave digger".Did you know that the gravedigger's still getting stuck in the machine?

I've tried to cover up a boner in class before, but thats about as far as it goes.

lol didn't read the whole thread but wtf is with you guys. i haven't got a boner in a class since i was like 12.

lawl, priceless.

As far as getting boners hell yea I got them all the time back when I was in highschool. I usually wore pretty baggy pants so it was pretty easy to hide them. Ive never masterbated in class that would be to hard to cover up. I have jerked off at school though in the bathroom once. Had sex a few times got head ect ect thats alot funner then jerking off. But some weird places ive jerked off, gulf of mexico once I was swimming and got really horny and no one was around and yea, needless to say saltwater and masterbation isn't that fun. Ive jerked off in the woods on an FTX at basic training. Jerked off at basic training all the time. Jerked off at work in the bathroom. Jerked off at a girlfriends because I didn't want blue balls. Theres lots of other places but yea.

I've never masturbated in class, but I used to do it on the bus all the time. Those long rides get damn boring!

I used to sit next to a now ex boyfriend in classes a few years ago, we used to see how far we could go without being noticed. :p It was pretty fun.

Ive jerked off in the woods on an FTX at basic training.

my goal is to fuck my boyfriend at ftx. or at ldac, assuming i get that far.

it's funny, before ftx one time they split up the guys and the girls so they could talk to us about 'feminine hygiene in the field,' and they told us not to fuck guys there. my boyfriend told me that someone told all the guys that if any of them got laid at ftx that he would give them $10 because the girls get so dirty out there and you'd have to be desperate to fuck one of them.

my goal is to fuck my boyfriend at ftx. or at ldac, assuming i get that far.

it's funny, before ftx one time they split up the guys and the girls so they could talk to us about 'feminine hygiene in the field,' and they told us not to fuck guys there. my boyfriend told me that someone told all the guys that if any of them got laid at ftx that he would give them $10 because the girls get so dirty out there and you'd have to be desperate to fuck one of them.
Thats pretty funny. My buddy went to a co op basic training and he said most of the girls were big time sluts like all of them got fucked hardcore a lot. But I can imagine it being pretty tough to fuck a girl on an FTX. I know by day 3 I always am smelling pretty bad so I can't imagine how nasty a 4day old vagina would smell like.

Thats pretty funny. My buddy went to a co op basic training and he said most of the girls were big time sluts like all of them got fucked hardcore a lot. But I can imagine it being pretty tough to fuck a girl on an FTX. I know by day 3 I always am smelling pretty bad so I can't imagine how nasty a 4day old vagina would smell like.

4 days?! we're not that hardcore in rotc... we go out friday afternoon and do day/night land nav, then saturday we do stx lanes, and sunday morning we go home. so it's pretty much like a day and a half.

4 days?! we're not that hardcore in rotc... we go out friday afternoon and do day/night land nav, then saturday we do stx lanes, and sunday morning we go home. so it's pretty much like a day and a half.

Oh rotc? I thought you were talking about like real army stuff. Thats not that bad at all. But would still be pretty hot.

I'm with you on this one...

I did once, in 8th grade, sort of covertly, wearing a jacket, and rubbing my dick in my pants till I came, enjoying the short skirts and delicious legs of the dance team.

Mhm...yes....

Happened to me all the time.... in 9th grade. rather easy to hide, kind of a pain int he ass.

Though I was basically a recluse for years prior, so I blame just being in proximity to girls that are not related to me.

Also, get more sleep, I find the more tired I am, the easier I pop random boners for no reason.

thats a little to much for me. Would never think of doing that outside of my own home.