But I am not like a normal human. It seems most people are attracted to the opposite sex, or even the same sex in some cases, but I am not attracted to humans at all. I have a different sexual desire. I like fruit. I get sexually aroused at the thought of fresh fruits, and have sexual urges involving fruits.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!

I don't get why I am a such a freak! Girls don't turn me on (I am a guy), and neither do men! WTF! I have never even heard of anything like this before, and I am pissed off.

I don't choose to be this way, its just the way my brain works I guess... Porn... I stay limp. An orange juice commercial.... I have to run to the bathroom (exaggeration).

Is there any way to fix this?? I just don't understand why guys likes girls more than fruit. To me, fruit seems like the ideal companion. It never cheats on you, it doesn't talk back, it can't deny you sexual pleasure. Bright colored fruits turn me on the most, like watermellons. It just feels SO good to have sex with a heated watermellon...

I know thats not normal... But I don't know why. Can anyone else relate?

And before everyone says troll, I am being serious. I have had girl friends before, but it never lasts long... I can't even get a boner with a naked girl unless I close my eyes and imagine having sex with banana's or a cantelope.


help...?

This is seriously fucking up my life. Its making me depressed, and a few months ago, I got so depressed I contemplated killing myself :(

why god why....

So, are you into necrophilia too? Rotting fruit? Mmm.

http://img.search.com/thumb/9/99/Rotting_fruit.jpg/220px-Rotting_fruit.jpg

I know your joking, but I will answer anyways. Not really, I like fresh fruit the most. When its in its prime.

Thats part of the arousal for me. You get a prime piece of something. So beautiful and simple. It will only be like that for a short time... and that time is yours. You can do whatever you want with it, and then you just go get a new one. Like a perfect system, where you get to choose your mate every time. Like a king selecting the prettiest women in the nation. Expect I am the king, and the women are fruits.

Hmm..


He's from Orange County too.. last I heard there are a lot of fresh Oranges there.. mmm fresh oranges. I just love peeling back the skin and slowly taking out a piece. Squeezing the juice into my mouth is so wonderfull, dripping orange..mmm. Then, I take a big bite out of it and enjoy it with almost orgasmic sensation.

Mmm oranges.

if this is not a trolling attempt... WTF? I've never heard of this, your a freak.

Does anyone have any real advice? I want to be sexually attracted to women...

Is there anyway to change the wiring in my brain? I was thinking maybe drugs, or an existing therapy program? Like listening to tapes in your sleep, or getting brainwashed/hypnotized by someone...

I want to be able to have a girl friend, and feel normal about it. Not imagining that shes a giant banana while having sex.

Well its different but why's it a problem?

You dig fruit, so what? Don't sweat the small stuff.

At least an apple ain't going to stand you up or cheat on you with a banana is it?

Fruit and sex have always been closely associated anyway...ever seen a Bosch painting?

Next time you get with a girl then suggest some 'fruit play'. I don't mean sticking bananas in her (not til you know her real good) but eating strawberries off her tummy kinda thang.

You could do that.

Or find a girl who feels the same as you.


Ugh that reminds me, I just love peeling back a banana and chomping onto the tasty innards. I sometimes lick the banana too, it's a different taste.

I did a little research but I can only find fruit fetish info. Like people that involve fruit in their sex lives and shit. I couldn't find anything about people solely attracted to fruit...

Some people like rape, animals, same sex, bi sexual, clowns, and many other sexual fetish's.

I will always like fruit in a sexual way, but I also want to be sexually attracted to a human. So I can have a real relationship. I just don't feel anything for guys or girls.. Like the opposite of bisexual. Its weird...


jackketch: I want to have some type of relationship... I am not really sure why... maybe thats just society forcing its will on me. But none the less, I want to feel something sexual for a person... I guess I am curious what all the hype is about.. but it doesn't make sense to me :(

It's aliveupboy, of course it's a troll attempt.

I did have a friend that fucked a cantaloupe once though. :)

-F☺rd

I will admit that I trolled for a little bit, but if you recall, my trolling was more like this.

dun mak me clap u or il....

I am not trolling right now, I am being dead serious. I also admitted I was a troll a while back in SG and promised to stop doing it.

E: I first joined totse to troll it, but it grew on me, and now I post real shit here. I am stuck with this account because of the closed reg.

http://www.glbtminneapolis.org/glbtminneapolis/images/fruit.jpg

Fruitcake.

tell the girl that nothing turns you on more than seeing her eat a banana.

99% of girls will understand the connotation and will think it's normal.

I am the king, and the women are fruits.

OMG. You are so getting randomly quoted in unconnected and inappropriate occasions until the end of time. SRS. Take comfort in the fact that, 50 years later, people will still blurt that shit out at random for no reason.

...anyways...

I'm with ketch here. Okay, congrats, you're a fruitfucker, deal with it 'n learn to accept yourself. "Turning gay" and "turning straight" are two things that, historically, have never, ever worked... so your hope of "supplementing your fruitfucker life with the add-ons advertised in the market" 'n such probably won't work if you keep insisting on tying sex to it.

...find a very small circle of very close friends whom you love very much, fuck a cantelope, live together in a large commune, and enjoy your life. It is, after all, what one chooses to make with it, this life thing... sieze the day.

I want to be sexually attracted to women...

.Why?

Rolfcopter!!! I've wated for a thread like this to appear in S&A for ages. There has been a shortage of them.

Or find a girl who feels the same as you.

http://www.yunchtime.net/misc/miranda_sm.jpg

What can I say, I'm a matchmaker.

Dude take advantage of your situation. You can get as much sex as you want anytime you want and never have to deal with all the bullshit that goes along with realationships. If you want to have a realationship with humans make it a friendship. Have friendships with people and fuck fruits no need to have a human person to fuck. Realationships are nice but they cause lots of trouble and pain. As jack said its not like the bananas going to run off with the watermelon and have sex behind your back.

Fruitcake.

Sounds pretty fruity to me, too.

I want to be able to have a girl friend, and feel normal about it. Not imagining that shes a giant banana while having sex.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Dancing_Banana.gif...... ohh yeah...that's REAL sexy right there:p....

LMFAO:D


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Proud Delphinic ζoophile-3 years running

Thanks for the advice everyone... I guess I can't change who I am. It would be refreshing to feel normal though...

Maybe I can start up my own support website for people with my... .... wtf is someone solely attracted to fruit called?

There must be more people with this condition.. I hope.

Why not go both ways? ...like have your thing and get a girl too? That'd be a little more reasonable.......

Im pretty sure they call this "fructophilia"......I've seen allusions to it on other sites, but always thought it was b.s........

....guess I was wrong:p




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Proud Delphinic ζoophile-3 years running

Best. Troll. Ever.

It would be refreshing to feel normal though...

It's as refreshing as vacuum cleaning your house, just plain boring and mundane. You're not missing out

Ok. Odd but I'm weird enough myself. Try imagining a girl's vagina as a sliced open peach or whatever your fruit of choice is. If you get a serious girlfriend, have her say stuff while having sex. "Yes, screw my peach" etc... that sounds reasonable, asking her to scream screw my bannana is just creepy.

Sorry my friend, you've chosen a limited fetish. Sit a watermelon beside the bed where you can see it while having sex.

I have a pregnancy/impregnation fetish. If I see a woman with a pregnant belly, my dick gets rock hard and I have to hide it. I've researched and still don't understand it, do some investigating if you want to solve your problem of not being attracted to girls.

An apple a day keeps the psychiatrist at bay.

Bananas.. don't underestimate them

\m/ \m/

I was going to say that there is no strange on totse but that actually was rather out of the ordinary.

So go fuck one (a woman). Get drunk first if you have to.

ok, what you have to do, is call love line. but be sure to post on here to tell us what day your going to call. and have fun trying to convince dr. drew that you serious.

Fruit are tree babies, so you're really a pedophile.

wow...fruits...wtf?
but like someone said...imagine her 'peach'
but since your a guy....i would say stay away from cucumbers, bananas and other such objects.

k now im in the mood for a peach...the fruit type that is
prolly my fave fruit?? i dunno

I've heard about sexual reprogramming of the brain before. Have you ever had a moment/situation where you were really happy, and there was some random unrelated thing there at the same time; now whenever you encounter that thing, it makes you happy, for no reason at all? Same deal. If I'm at the mall or whatnot, and some girl smells like my girlfriends moisturizer, I can't help but smile and think of her.

Basically, next time you jerk off/fuck a fruit, have a picture of a naked girl handy, or play porn int he background. If you do it for long enough, your brain should make the connection itself. Do it enough and even though you don't like women, your brain will get pleasure because it correlates it with fucking fruit.

If you are that serious about it, might as well give it a shot.

Bad troll, bad, down boy.

http://www.healthyactive.gov.au/internet/healthyactive/publishing.nsf/Content/script1

your very own porn site!!

Best. Troll. Ever.

You reckon?




Thread Starter, I feel you should get some psychiatric advice. NOT to deal with your attraction to fruit, just to understand it.
You say how you like fruit because 'It never cheats on you, it doesn't talk back, it can't deny you sexual pleasure' ect..
This to me sounds as though you've had some bad experiences with girls in the past,and the shock and pain of it pushed you into this new and strange attraction.


I feel your pain. And whatever the outcome, totse is here for you.

You reckon?




Thread Starter, I feel you should get some psychiatric advice. NOT to deal with your attraction to fruit, just to understand it.
You say how you like fruit because 'It never cheats on you, it doesn't talk back, it can't deny you sexual pleasure' ect..
This to me sounds as though you've had some bad experiences with girls in the past,and the shock and pain of it pushed you into this new and strange attraction.


I feel your pain. And whatever the outcome, totse is here for you.

Interesting, I'm not trying to jack this thread but that may be a reasoning to my pregnation fetish. I know that pregnant woman cheating on their lovers/husbands does happen, but generally speaking it happens much less often (I would hope to believe).

As I was saying to the OP, do some research first and see what might cause this, I understand talking to someone about screwing fruit isn't the easiest, but it may help.

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