Has anyone here ever done so? I was watching LA ink and this one hot shorty came in and it made me wonder what she does for a living(midget pr0n)?

Ever since I first saw Willy Wonka and the Choc. Factory, I always had a fascination with the dwarven kind! I used to play pool with one(he's a guy so no go)! I never actually met a female one b4.

I wonder if they are super tight. Can they bear children? Where can I meet one?

--KP

I haven't looked at a midget the same way since the south park episode came on with the midget motivational speaker.

"HEEELEEEEN DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT"

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/543849/tiny_mom/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/543849/tiny_mom/

watching her go down the stairs was the funniest thing i've seen in awhile.

Well, you could say I once fucked a midget.

She wasn't really a midget, because she didn't have the body frame of one, but yeah, she was really short.

I was 14 and she was 15 at the time. I was 5.8' and she was like... 3.4'...?


It was awkward at the beggining, because I was too tall for her, but eventually it went smoothly.

All your questions are answered, right here.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_midget_story.phtml

Bridget the Midget.

Look her up.

I'm under 5ft, so am seen as a midget to most boyfriends.
No complaints currently, except sex in shower proves impossible unless I stand up on a footstool.

I was 5.8"

5.8" is about the size of an average mans hand.

5.8" is about the size of an average mans hand.

Leave him be, he's just a lonely midget looking for love.

Ah, yes, improper grammar. Thank you for pointing it out =)

Apparently if you're over 16 and (I think) 4'11" or under you're legally a midget.



And yea, midgets can have kids but apparently it's really hard for them to conceive. When me and my family lived in a pub we knew a midget couple that were trying for a kid. Don't remember what happened to them... They were tiny...

I like girls shorter than me...Not midget sized but shorter than me (I'm about 6 foot).

I dunno why.

But yeah...What Rykoshet said...Look up Bridget the Midget...You won't be disappointed! ;)

I like girls shorter than me...Not midget sized but shorter than me (I'm about 6 foot).

I dunno why.


Ill tell you why:

1. You feel superior and more manly being bigger/taller.

2. You love the fact that when she hugs you, her mouth is in perfect position for mr johnson.

Ill tell you why:

1. You feel superior and more manly being bigger/taller.

2. You love the fact that when she hugs you, her mouth is in perfect position for mr johnson.
Head doesn't rest there. I'm 5'1" and often hug guys 6'3"+. Head rests on their chest/ under arm which they find hilarious. *hates being short*

There's a Amistead Maupin book about a midget called Cadence roth. It's a heartbreaking story, in some ways.

That's hot.
I sympathize with the OP, I prefer short girls as well. It makes for easier cuddling.

But yeah...What Rykoshet said...Look up Bridget the Midget...You won't be disappointed! ;)Rykoshet never posted in this thread, motherfucker, that was me

That's hot.
I sympathize with the OP, I prefer short girls as well. It makes for easier cuddling.

This I don't understand. How is it any easier to hug short girls? I've been told many times it's odd/ different/ fun/ interesting to hug people significantly shorter.

I never said hug, I said cuddle. When you are lying in bed, and their figure is perfect so that their head is right underneath your chin, and...... bah it's bloody hard to explain. If you have cuddled short girls, you'd know what I mean.

You actually believe this guy? He talks a lot of bullshit, his stories aren't really plausible.

True or not, either way they're funny as hell.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/543849/tiny_mom/

anyone else think her 'fiance' is a perv with a fetish?