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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-09-30, 02:47
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was i justified? (i just got owned)
BACKGROUND INFO: ok, so this girl i met is a total slut. ive met her a total of four times and about 20 minutes ago i fucked her. she even mentioned how she usually doesnt wait so long to fuck a guy, whatever i dont care. shes not all that attractive. id say a 5 out of 10.
THE FATEFUL EVENTS: were just laying there and she wants me to go get her purse from the car and i do because i wanna hurry up and release the gyser of a nut. i come back from the car and shes wearing bra and panties. shes slightly thick in the thighs so it wasnt all that pretty a sight. we get to kissing and im about to start with the foreplay and she just gives me the condom and takes her panties off. a lil forward but i continue. im fucking her and i hate using condoms because they always stick wierd and shit. on top of that shes a lil large so i cant really aroused fully. all in all unpleasant. oh oh oh i forgot the worst part; she had "old school beav" as in full bush. so far its not enjoyable and it only got worse. i get sick of the condom and throw it in the toilet. i come back and lay down on my bed and tell her i could still finish if she goes down on me.
THE REDICULOUS PART: when asked to suck my dick she says, " i want to but i cant because i dont even really know you."
she was dead serious. so i tell her to get out and she gets dressed and as shes about to leave she says, "call me" and all i said was "no" and opened the door for her. she gave me a wierd look and then left.
i was completely justified in kicking her out and in refusing to call her right? i mean, the sex sucked and i didnt even finish. tell me totse what would you have done and if you have any fucked up sex stories; share them.
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#2
 2007-09-30, 02:52
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Running Free 
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
Ahahaha, you fuck fat chicks who don't shave. You probably should get checked for crabs, eh?
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#3
 2007-09-30, 03:08
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
lol that made my day. What a bitch.
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#4
 2007-09-30, 03:12
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
http://tinyurl.com/yo6nqh
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#5
 2007-09-30, 03:16
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
haha, good one.
on the bright side, you didn't get the herpes that you probably would have gotten had she gone down on you.
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#6
 2007-09-30, 03:55
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
did you finish the job yourself?
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#7
 2007-09-30, 04:21
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
Heh, yeah, your totally justified man. I don't see why you fucked her in the first place though.
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#8
 2007-09-30, 04:24
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
Damn. What a fucking bitch. I'd say you were doing her a favor by letting her go without pimp slapping her. Since when is sucking someones dick more personal then fucking them?
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#9
 2007-09-30, 07:46
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
Should have told her "Try not to [fuck] any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
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#10
 2007-09-30, 07:52
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
i just broke into her house and put my dick in her mouth while she was sleeping. when she woke up, i slapped across the face with all 4 of my gold rings, OLD STYLE and then yelled, "how well do you know me now?!!?"
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#11
 2007-09-30, 08:53
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
Haha
How the fuck did you keep a straight face when she wouldn't go down on you?
That was hilarious man
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#12
 2007-09-30, 10:17
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
dont be stuck on the things they say now you know its a nasty worlllld
i aint fuckin wit cha anyways cuz i know your a nasty girrrrl
i aint never gonna spread my name so let me compliment your eyyyyes.
them twinkies got your ass gettin fat fat
them cookies got your ass gettin fat fat
in the gym i see your ass up on the stair master bitch you got it on level 2 bitch go a little faster....
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#13
 2007-09-30, 10:28
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
Why would you fuck someone you dont even find attratctive?
Just,what the fuck are you? You're certainly not a man.
Go back to porno for a few years kid, then try again.
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#14
 2007-09-30, 10:54
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
Why would you fuck someone you dont even find attratctive?
Just,what the fuck are you? You're certainly not a man.
Go back to porno for a few years kid, then try again.
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Mhm thats a given *smokes pipe* now ye got three seconds to get off this here land o' mine before i shoot this here buckshot into yer face, ye here?
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#15
 2007-09-30, 14:12
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
Why would you fuck someone you dont even find attratctive?
Just,what the fuck are you? You're certainly not a man.
Go back to porno for a few years kid, then try again.
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He was taking blowjobs from the fat hoe. Then she suprise sexed him. Get ur facts strait.
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#16
 2007-09-30, 14:28
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
You should have pulled out, removed the condom, said "Fuck this, I'll do it myself" and masturbated.
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#17
 2007-10-01, 00:11
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There's a NEW Mexico?
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
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Originally Posted by agronox
i just broke into her house and put my dick in her mouth while she was sleeping. when she woke up, i slapped across the face with all 4 of my gold rings, OLD STYLE and then yelled, "how well do you know me now?!!?"
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Oh yeah? Wadja do after that, huh? Huh?
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#18
 2007-10-01, 00:34
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
http://tinyurl.com/yo6nqh
I lol'd.
To OP, that sucks... why are you concerned again? I mean, it was just some chunky slut who rents out her pussy in a vain hope that penises will fill the emotional void that an unfulfilling childhood has left on her, right?
So why are you pondering this? Go masturbate, you'll be alright.
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#19
 2007-10-01, 01:01
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Mr. Stabby 
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
Try and find hotter and less retarded people to have sex with. That way you might not have such shitty sex?
Just a thought.
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#20
 2007-10-01, 18:56
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
Your just a quitter. If you closed your eyes and imagined Jessica Alba, switched positions, and had the patience to walk her through oral, then you probably could have pimped her out and made a grand or two off the slut.
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#21
 2007-10-01, 19:37
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
shes slightly thick in the thighs so it wasnt all that pretty a sight.
Thats not good to say. Thick thighs are   :D:):p;)
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#22
 2007-10-02, 07:12
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
Since when is sucking someones dick more personal then fucking them?
you'd b suprised. i kno girls who'll blow and what not, but wont hold hands unless they're datin the guy
OP...how bad are u wit girls that u got 5/10? i mean that combined with the old school beav and thighs shoulda clicked sometin in ur head that says...waaaaallkkk awaaaayyyy
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#23
 2007-10-02, 09:59
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
I woulda whacked a porno on and beat off like mad until it was time to give her the money shot right in the boat race! :D
"Cop hold o' that darlin'!"
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#24
 2007-10-02, 11:18
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Duck In Fog 
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
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Originally Posted by agronox
BACKGROUND INFO: ok, so this girl i met is a total slut. ive met her a total of four times and about 20 minutes ago i fucked her. she even mentioned how she usually doesnt wait so long to fuck a guy, whatever i dont care. shes not all that attractive. id say a 5 out of 10.
THE FATEFUL EVENTS: were just laying there and she wants me to go get her purse from the car and i do because i wanna hurry up and release the gyser of a nut. i come back from the car and shes wearing bra and panties. shes slightly thick in the thighs so it wasnt all that pretty a sight. we get to kissing and im about to start with the foreplay and she just gives me the condom and takes her panties off. a lil forward but i continue. im fucking her and i hate using condoms because they always stick wierd and shit. on top of that shes a lil large so i cant really aroused fully. all in all unpleasant. oh oh oh i forgot the worst part; she had "old school beav" as in full bush. so far its not enjoyable and it only got worse. i get sick of the condom and throw it in the toilet. i come back and lay down on my bed and tell her i could still finish if she goes down on me.
THE REDICULOUS PART: when asked to suck my dick she says, " i want to but i cant because i dont even really know you."
she was dead serious. so i tell her to get out and she gets dressed and as shes about to leave she says, "call me" and all i said was "no" and opened the door for her. she gave me a wierd look and then left.
i was completely justified in kicking her out and in refusing to call her right? i mean, the sex sucked and i didnt even finish. tell me totse what would you have done and if you have any fucked up sex stories; share them.
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If you'd just met a girl you wanted to fuck, would you go down on her so she could cum? I doubt it. So why the fuck should she? She's hardly obliged to do suck you off.
It's weird being able to fuck someone when you don't know them but not being able to suck them off, yea, but still, it's not like she *had* to do anything and I'm really doubting you'd lick out some girl you didn't know just to give her something.
Since when is sucking someones dick more personal then fucking them?
Well, it is a very personal thing.
I mean I can't understand why you get girls that suck off guys they've just met in club toilets. I wouldn't, why the fuck would I wanna pleasure someone I don't even know? Orals a pretty unselfish act (unless it's for a selfish gain I suppose).
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#25
 2007-10-02, 11:42
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Re: was i justified? (i just got owned)
You are 100% justified.
However, you should have finished first. You shouldve just pounded that pig in 2 minutes and then tell her to GTFO.
She wouldnt go down on you? WTF? Shes a fucking fat chick! When is the next time she will ever get sex? She fails. She shouldve done anything you asked of her. Its her loss man.
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