..and I'm not gonna get one by sitting here, so I made a plan. It's really simple. Next Monday, probably. I'll get up around noon and go find a nice spot to sit down outside a specific school. With me I'm taking some coffee, an iPoo and the translation of Parsifal. After finding my seat, I'll pour myself some coffee, put on my headphones and play Parsifal while reading the translation. But here comes the vital point: While enjoying myself, I'll keep one eye off the papers and look around the school grounds and analyze all the girls. Here I will have to depend on a little luck, but hopefully some patience will be of great assistance, my goal is to spot out a girl I can imagine as looking perfect tied up on my bed. If this succeeds, I'll have a girl (or perhaps more) marked as prey, or romantic interest, whatever you prefer to call it. The next step would be to approach the prey and make sure it doesn't get away, preferably getting a way of contacting the person later or an arrangement to meet later. "Excuse me, little lady, would you care for a cup of coffee after school?" would be the general idea, but I'll work more on that when the time comes.

What do you think? Are there any flaws in my plan?

Does the school have grades all the way up to 7 or just up to 6? In other words, will the 'little ladies' be 11 or all the way up to 12 or even 12.5?

Sir, are you accusing me of child molestation? 16 is as low as I can go to avoid any trouble in my neighborhood.

ur plan will fale lol

ur plan will fale lol

Explain why! NOW!

Sir, are you accusing me of child molestation? 16 is as low as I can go to avoid any trouble in my neighborhood.

It's a funnier read to picture you hanging around the e-school. :)

'Specially with the 'little lady'. I don't imagine the juniors 'n up will fancy actually being called 'LL'? "So, liddle lady? Yer a-grad-u-a-tin' next year. You know you'll be too old fer me manly ways then 'n I'll have to drop you & get me 'nother fine LL."

You've forgotten a lasso!

Everyone knows that if you lasso it, it's yours!

My name is mecha troll. Im a troll.

I think you've got a point... If'n yer cuttin' a calf outta the herd, you need a lasso. A hot iron too. So's you can brand her flank & mark her a yer own. Then you can mount her with impunity.

Explain why! NOW!

becaue you're a goddamn troll fool.

It's a funnier read to picture you hanging around the e-school. :)

'Specially with the 'little lady'. I don't imagine the juniors 'n up will fancy actually being called 'LL'? "So, liddle lady? Yer a-grad-u-a-tin' next year. You know you'll be too old fer me manly ways then 'n I'll have to drop you & get me 'nother fine LL."

Um. Could someone translate this?

because you're a goddamn troll fool.

Then you think he might best pick a school near a bridge? Where he good hang around where girls might cross it & lure them underneath?

>>>^^^No wunder youse has got to lurk around the schools: yer probably as funny lookin' as you are inept with the ladies.

The laws of my country doesn't seem to state that.

The laws of my country doesn't seem to state that.

Its more of a cultural thing.

Its more of a cultural thing.

But in the end, the law usually have more power than the culture, does it not?

Creepy creepy creepy!

Most high school girls arent going to be like "oooh that guys edumacated and intulectual, he must be good in bed!"

Maybe hang around by a uni instead. Or perhaps a big central library.

Or perhaps not pretend to like stuff you dont really and be fake. If you pick up a girl who digs your 'tastes' and finds out that you were just bluffing, things will not go well.

Creepy creepy creepy!
Curses! I have to do something about that.


Most high school girls arent going to be like "oooh that guys edumacated and intulectual, he must be good in bed!"
I don't intend to show it off. If anyone asks me what I'm reading, I might be a bit more proud when telling them than I should be, but I'm trying my best to not be a show-off.


Maybe hang around by a uni instead. Or perhaps a big central library.
The only library in my town sucks and I hate the literature of my country. And regarding unis, I don't really like ..older women.


Or perhaps not pretend to like stuff you dont really and be fake. If you pick up a girl who digs your 'tastes' and finds out that you were just bluffing, things will not go well.
I guess it could seem that way, but I'm not really bluffing. I admit I'm no expert in classical music, I'm just simply trying to get into the music of Wagner because it seems interesting. Hell, I don't expect to meet anyone who likes that kinda stuff at all.

If a girl looks the modern conceived version of perfect, she probably isn't interested in the play reading sophisticat.

You should look for intelligent crowds, then work out who is beautiful in that group. Excuse me lady care for coffee probably isn't going to cut it. Perhaps a little more cockyness and teasing.

If a girl looks the modern conceived version of perfect, she probably isn't interested in the play reading sophisticat.
Well, my tastes in girls aren't exactly mainstream. If I go to the most popular single girl in school, there's a big chance I wouldn't find her attractive. Besides, we all know Hitler loved Wagner, and I bet he'd get a lot of girls if he tried.

You should look for intelligent crowds, then work out who is beautiful in that group.
I kinda dislike people who label themselves as intelligent, intentionally or unintentionally.

Excuse me lady care for coffee probably isn't going to cut it.
I'm starting to realize that.

Perhaps a little more cockyness and teasing.
Open for suggestions.

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Go join some community organization such as the theater or Improv troupe or band or some shit like that. The communal atmosphere and the fact that because these girls are involved makes them a little more receptive to relationships makes it a good place to find girls.

Nobody ever said that relationships are easy, and they aren't easy to come by, either.

I'm dead serious, by the way.

Or, scope out the local jobs in your town/city and see where the cute and funny chicks are. Flirt with the cute ones at the counter, and try to get hired.

I'm a firm believer that you have to have to be acquaintances first. I'm not saying that you have to be friends first, you could flirt with them from the start, but I'm not sure just walking up to people and asking them if they want to go out will work so well. Come to them, but don't make it so obvious or they will find it creepy.

Womens of totse, mirite?

Go join some community organization such as the theater or Improv troupe or band or some shit like that. The communal atmosphere and the fact that because these girls are involved makes them a little more receptive to relationships makes it a good place to find girls.

Nobody ever said that relationships are easy, and they aren't easy to come by, either.

I'm dead serious, by the way.

Or, scope out the local jobs in your town/city and see where the cute and funny chicks are. Flirt with the cute ones at the counter, and try to get hired.
I don't have enough time to put that much effort into it. If I find that I have to invest that much time in it, I would no longer have a wish to do it.


I'm a firm believer that you have to have to be acquaintances first. I'm not saying that you have to be friends first, you could flirt with them from the start, but I'm not sure just walking up to people and asking them if they want to go out will work so well. Come to them, but don't make it so obvious or they will find it creepy.
Believe me, I won't come over to anyone and be like "lol hai, i expect to have you chained in my basement by the evening", but I could use some suggestions on how to approach someone without making the intention seem creepy.

Goddammit. Fucking rape them all. Wait inside some bushes. As they walk by, jump out and use the chloroform. Then force them to swallow some rohypnol just in case. Rape the fuck out of them. Do this about 14 times or so. Get on americas most wanted. Taunt them. Send them letters saying they suck dick and your the shit. When they finally catch you, murder/suicide via molotoving everything after huffing raid.