yesterday I was talking to this girl that I used to fuck.
eventualy conversation went to sex, our sex to be more precise. suddenly out of the blue she starts praising my manly endowment and my ability in the sack.
:D
Always good things to hear.
amirite or amirite?

Yeah you're right.

I was in a club talking to a girl and my playmate came over and said to her 'I see you're talking to Frink. He's not great looking but he gives fucking good head'

Classic moment

iss all a liee, she jus a gullldeeger

iss all a liee, she jus a gullldeeger

she ain't messing with no broke niggas

It's such a great feeling, knowing you can satisfy and deliver... and then go beyond that.

I get told im good in bed all the time.

Fuck hard, fast, and rub her clit fast while ur fucking them. Watch her squeel.

Lecture over.

umm, that doesn't always work.

not all women are the same.

I mean, what if all girls knew about giving head was you put your lips around it, move your head up and down really fast and touch it with your tounge a bunch of times.

kinda crappy blowjob.
amirite?

uisright! Its the feeling of pride you get when stuff like that is said. Makes me feel like mike tison biting off evanders ear, it just brings a wave of satisfaction

Not necesseraly - or how ever its spelt, for some reason the left side of my bell end is more sensitive than the right, id rather fuck her mouth than her try n give me a suck.

So why didn't you fuck her right then?

Did you in turn compliment her womenly ways and female endowment in the sack?

Did you mean it?

I love it when they tell people one of the things they miss most about you is the sex.

My ego grows like weeds!

whoah, hey Jim, haven't seen you in a while.

in fact i did tell her that she was good in the "sack" as well as giving stellar blowjobs. She started talking about how she thought she didn't look good so I told her she was "pretty"

and yes, I meant it.


reason why I didn't tap that;
1. we were in a park at 10:00 in the morning, plus she doesn't really do much unless she has some booze in her...


2.:p

it's all relative is the truth.

I mean, what if all girls knew about giving head was you put your lips around it, move your head up and down really fast and touch it with your tounge a bunch of times.

kinda crappy blowjob.
amirite?
No? Wtf?

When I think about it. Most people would lie

No? Wtf?

well look at it like this, you can't fuck a girl reall fast, rub her clitty constantly, ans bingo-bango she's orgasming, I mean.. come on!

And that has what to do with getting my dick sucked?

nothing, I was relating the dicksucking to fucking the way thAt guy described, and so instead of answering your question I appear to have rephrased my objection...

Bang Her

Bang Her

I think I just might, today she told me she wasn't wearing any panties under her skirt.

well look at it like this, you can't fuck a girl reall fast, rub her clitty constantly, ans bingo-bango she's orgasming, I mean.. come on!

I don't know what the fuck bingo-bango is but you can rub the clit while fucking fast. If it is missionary or something close to it then you can grind on her and that stimulates the clit. Otherwise you can rub it, all the while passionately kissing her and maybe holding her tightly, spanking her or something else she likes having done to her with your one free hand. It's all co-ordination my friend.

OMG!?!?! You're good in the sack? Jesus fucking christ! Let me whip my wallet out and fly you out here for a seminar...

OMG!?!?! You're good in the sack? Jesus fucking christ! Let me whip my wallet out and fly you out here for a seminar...

OMG thanks!!!

I'd love to teach you everything I know.

:)

Im not always sure if I belive it when I bitch says im good but im pretty sure they ALL can't be lying. Every girl ive fucked said it was amazing. And ive fucked a few older women to and im sure they knew what they were talking about. The last girl I fucked was 28 and after wards she was like "GOD DAMN you were fucking amazing you werent kidding about knowing how to fuck awesomely". I remember the best time was after I fucked my ex it was so good for her she was like stunned like she sat there staring blankly and when i said "whats up? somethign wrong?" She just said "no.... that was good.... that was REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY good holy fuck". I never get tired of making a bitch scream and having them tell me it was amazing. If it wasn't for the fact that every girl ive been with has told me I was amazing I would think they were just lying to make me not feel bad but im sure all 4 of them haven't been liars.


And so what if you guys where at the park it was 10 should have done it anyways. I remeber back in the day I fucked around with a girl in the middle of a BASEBALL Feild at the park DURING THE DAY. Fuck if it had been night a whole lot more then me eating her out and her sucking my dick would have happend.

it's a trick they use, called "massaging your ego"

it's a reward they give you in return for your attention.

think about it, she'd probably come WAAAAYYYYY harder being fucked by a massive wesley snipes with a 12 inch thick cock!

:(