So I've had it w/ my baby's momma. I'm trying to make a better life for us and our daughter by going to college for my associates degree in applied sciences and she's always making me take care of the baby, which interferes with my homework! She don't understand that after 2 years, I'll have a college degree! Just so ya know, she is kinda mental. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my daughter, but there's a certain time of the week for that, for I am far too busy on my homework to wanna deal w/ all the drama. Not only that, she(my gf) is a total cunt! Plus her family h8s me!

I freaked out my last gf to the point where she got a rest. order against me! Success on that one. My gf knows what a sick bastard I am and despite that, continues to hound me! What does one gotta do to turn a girl off?

On a good note, my GF IS NOT preggers!!!!!!
--KP

Tell her a story about you accidentally poisoning a kid via him drinking X liquid at your supply

lol lyke i dunno, maybe make her h8 u 2?

u could lyke fucc some otha bytch n make her jelus n shytt.

Tell her about that horrible rash you got running up the insides of your legs and all over your cock.

Do you type like an idiot on purpose? Trying to troll me into flaming you?

Screw making her hate you, how is that solving the problem? she will just complain even more. Just scare the hell out of her.

Do you type like an idiot on purpose? Trying to troll me into flaming you?

yes, i did type like that on purpose. i was trying to type in a way that the op would understand.

i couldn't care less if you flamed me or not.

yes, i did type like that on purpose. i was trying to type in a way that the op would understand.

i couldn't care less if you flamed me or not.

I think he or she was talking about the OP.

No, it's because you're just a fucking moron. As his Homoh(that is NOT a typo)

Forgot to mention, her uncle and her cousin are both cops :( Plus, I'm abhorrent of violence!

My choices are looking like this: Ben Franklin or Walt Whitman
--KP

Tell her graphically how you raped your daughter.

Dude, you made it, you gotta deal with it.

If she's completely unreasonable, you're fucked. It sounds like you've already tried to explain that you're doing this to improve all of your lives, so that might be the case, but keep at it. If you can't make an impression on her you're just gonna have to deal. Good luck, man.

Also, Hoboh, he's trying to get his shit together, give him a fucking break.

Immediately stop washing. Don't wash again untill she leaves.