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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-09-28, 01:20
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grove, tx
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To post my penis and have people tell me if it's ok. I think it's small, but not too small. I'm insecure and I need someone to tell me. Guys I'm not trolling.
 #2 
Old 2007-09-28, 01:26
TeenMachine TeenMachine is offline
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permission granted
 #3 
Old 2007-09-28, 01:27
Khepri Khepri is offline
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permission granted

12345
 #4 
Old 2007-09-28, 01:27
cooldarkknick cooldarkknick is offline
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Do what you want.
 #5 
Old 2007-09-28, 01:35
Hoboh Hoboh is offline
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Now I get to see if mine is small :D permission granted even though I'm sitting in class
 #6 
Old 2007-09-28, 01:47
bored_teen bored_teen is offline
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this has potential for epicness.
 #7 
Old 2007-09-28, 01:54
Hoboh Hoboh is offline
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Get some more replies in here so the OP makes with the goods.
 #8 
Old 2007-09-28, 01:58
theIG theIG is offline
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Of course! I'm sure most (if not ALL) of totse will give you some constructive criticism if you post a picture of your penis.
 #9 
Old 2007-09-28, 02:16
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East end
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Not to sound like a poofter...But I'm intrigued as to where this one's gonna go!

Post away but be aware if it starts getting stupid, I'm closing this shit!
 #10 
Old 2007-09-28, 02:19
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second star to the right.
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DICKS.......EVERYWHERE!!!


yes, post your dick, it'll be fun.
 #11 
Old 2007-09-28, 02:20
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Quote:
Originally Posted by psycho_8b
Not to sound like a poofter...But I'm intrigued as to where this one's gonna go!

Post away but be aware if it starts getting stupid, I'm closing this shit!


Me ol'china yer about as far from being an iron as it gets....

OP, you ARE, of course, 18+.
 #12 
Old 2007-09-28, 02:28
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East end
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Me ol'china yer about as far from being an iron as it gets....

OP, you ARE, of course, 18+.

He had better be! Or I'll hunt him down and take pictures of his broken legs!
 #13 
Old 2007-09-28, 03:33
Hoboh Hoboh is offline
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Needa keep this topic rolling...You can do it. *encouragement*
 #14 
Old 2007-09-28, 03:43
slacker431 slacker431 is offline
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go for it man... i'm curious to see if mines smaller...
 #15 
Old 2007-09-28, 03:45
Hoboh Hoboh is offline
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Exactly what I'm thinking, the curiosity is killing me because the OP hasn't replied. Troll or real question?
 #16 
Old 2007-09-28, 17:33
Wmupilot Wmupilot is offline
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Let me tell you the responses, without even seeing the pics;

OMG SO SMALL

YOU FAIL OMG!!!!11!!
 #17 
Old 2007-09-28, 17:48
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within the subliminal
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Ok... I have a confession to make... ... I draw dicks!
 #18 
Old 2007-09-28, 18:12
Syphon Syphon is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Diesel
Ok... I have a confession to make... ... I draw dicks!


Dicks? Like... Man dicks?
 #19 
Old 2007-09-28, 18:46
graphite graphite is offline
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permission granted

This should be good.
 #20 
Old 2007-09-28, 19:04
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...Sure why not. If you post and state that you're above 18 as I know you are, then it wouldnt be illegal. Though I'd be tempted to move any 'rate me' type thread to set the style... :D
 #21 
Old 2007-09-28, 19:45
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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Please post pictures of your penis, constructive critisism will be given...lol, how can one constructively critisize another person's penis. There isn't much construction that can be done.

Post it anyways.
 #22 
Old 2007-09-28, 22:26
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grove, tx
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Me ol'china yer about as far from being an iron as it gets....

OP, you ARE, of course, 18+.

Sure, I'm 18 ;)

I'll show yall later tonight as I sit alone, grounded.
 #23 
Old 2007-09-28, 22:42
Crack Man Crack Man is offline
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Wow, I have'nt seen so many people crave penis since....

ehh I got nothing =(
 #24 
Old 2007-09-28, 22:50
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Postthafuckincockalreadywtfbbq
 #25 
Old 2007-09-29, 00:04
Otsego_Amigo Otsego_Amigo is offline
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Postthafuckincockalreadywtfbbq

lol45

ps i don't want to see his penis, I just want to see totse's comments about it. lol
 #26 
Old 2007-09-29, 02:46
Running Free Running Free is offline
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Alright, I'm all for this...... the comments, that is.
 #27 
Old 2007-09-29, 02:52
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Alexa > IRC Goon Squad
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InB4BelAir
 #28 
Old 2007-09-29, 02:56
Crack Man Crack Man is offline
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InB4BelAir

*waits for it too*
 #29 
Old 2007-09-29, 03:44
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grove, tx
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Little red handkerchief. hangin out the right side.
 #30 
Old 2007-09-29, 03:48
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East end
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Either you post the pics so I can read peoples' funny comments or I'm closing this.

You have until 6am to comply (1 hour 15 minutes my time!)
 #31 
Old 2007-09-29, 06:15
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Alexa > IRC Goon Squad
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InB4 psycho returns from getting his watch repaired.

tick......

Tick.........

TICK..............

BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
 #32 
Old 2007-09-29, 06:31
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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i feel a little gayer after reading this thread.
 #33 
Old 2007-09-29, 06:57
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by genericwittyusername
i feel a little gayer after reading this thread.


6chars
 #34 
Old 2007-09-29, 07:01
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flashing red haze
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inb4lock
 #35 
Old 2007-09-29, 07:27
Miroba Miroba is offline
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inb4lock
 #36 
Old 2007-09-29, 10:05
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Groovy.
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Wait, give it some more time.
 #37 
Old 2007-09-29, 15:00
Splam Splam is offline
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If you gotta ask its to small. Some people think their penis is small after watching to much porn though.
 #38 
Old 2007-09-29, 15:11
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9th circle, round 4 of hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by psycho_8b
Either you post the pics so I can read peoples' funny comments or I'm closing this.

You have until 6am to comply (1 hour 15 minutes my time!)


I am going to suggest bump it to 6 hours please.

If not posted or replied when he can post it at then end of those 6 ours,

ZOMGWTFBBQTROLL!

NB4 B4/\/
 #39 
Old 2007-09-29, 17:11
tricky tricky is offline
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What are you thinking? Making this thread will make your penis SHRINK!
 #40 
Old 2007-09-29, 18:02
cooldarkknick cooldarkknick is offline
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inb4lock
 #41 
Old 2007-09-29, 18:03
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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40 posts, and 933 views.

Good going totse, good going.

Everyone just wants to see the OP's dick ;)
 #42 
Old 2007-09-29, 19:17
grungekid grungekid is offline
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Because I'm not a faggot I have absolutely no interest in this shit. But for the two girls, and the large amount of closet homosexuals interested I will bump this thread.
 #43 
Old 2007-09-29, 20:08
Mogli of the Jungle Mogli of the Jungle is offline
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You know he's just gonna post a pic of like Penis Bird or something
 #44 
Old 2007-09-29, 21:19
Khepri Khepri is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by grungekid
Because I'm not a faggot I have absolutely no interest in this shit. But for the two girls, and the large amount of closet homosexuals interested I will bump this thread.


I think its 3-4 girls. And the rest, closet homosexuals. :)
 #45 
Old 2007-09-29, 22:05
Miroba Miroba is offline
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I think its 3-4 girls. And the rest, closet homosexuals. :)

haha we aint closet homosexuals. we just like comparing sizes.
 #46 
Old 2007-09-29, 22:45
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Groovy.
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haha we aint closet homosexuals. we just like comparing sizes.

Yeah. We've got our cocks to look at if we want to anyway.
 #47 
Old 2007-09-29, 23:03
Crack Man Crack Man is offline
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I think its 3-4 girls. And the rest, closet homosexuals. :)

I just want to compare size, tis all.
 #48 
Old 2007-09-29, 23:43
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second star to the right.
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of course.....
 #49 
Old 2007-09-29, 23:54
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grove, tx
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I decided against it, being that I am 16 and my self-esteem would take a serious blow from people telling me I have a small penis, and then I would probably make a suicide note video, upload it to Youtube and throw my car over the High Five late at night. With marijuana in my system, it would be a large set-back to the legalization of marijuana, and I realized that posting my penis = 1 step closer to communism. So no. Peace <3
 #50 
Old 2007-09-29, 23:57
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Groovy.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Feds In Town
I decided against it, being that I am 16 and my self-esteem would take a serious blow from people telling me I have a small penis, and then I would probably make a suicide note video, upload it to Youtube and throw my car over the High Five late at night. With marijuana in my system, it would be a large set-back to the legalization of marijuana, and I realized that posting my penis = 1 step closer to communism. So no. Peace <3


You promised to deliver, but didn't.
 #51 
Old 2007-09-29, 23:59
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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come on, we all know what would happen if a girl pulled this bs with her bits.
get the pitchforks, etc.
 #52 
Old 2007-09-29, 23:59
Crack Man Crack Man is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Feds In Town
I decided against it, being that I am 16 and my self-esteem would take a serious blow from people telling me I have a small penis, and then I would probably make a suicide note video, upload it to Youtube and throw my car over the High Five late at night. With marijuana in my system, it would be a large set-back to the legalization of marijuana, and I realized that posting my penis = 1 step closer to communism. So no. Peace <3


You failed to deliver,

thats a week in the 4chan pit!

may Desu have mercy on you're soul!!1
 #53 
Old 2007-09-30, 00:11
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over here
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inb4lock
 #54 
Old 2007-09-30, 00:21
Miroba Miroba is offline
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If nobody will post their penis, i will.
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg
 #55 
Old 2007-09-30, 01:39
slacker431 slacker431 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miroba
If nobody will post their penis, i will.
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg


now i feel small... really small..
 #56 
Old 2007-09-30, 01:56
bored_teen bored_teen is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miroba
If nobody will post their penis, i will.
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg


he never said it was his penis. it's his mom's.
 #57 
Old 2007-09-30, 04:12
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over here
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miroba
If nobody will post their penis, i will.
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg


that looks heavy
 #58 
Old 2007-09-30, 04:19
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Back of the food stamp line
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miroba
If nobody will post their penis, i will.
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg


Too bad no one can give you head. Maybe a snake, they can dislocate their jaw.
 #59 
Old 2007-09-30, 23:32
courtesy_flusher courtesy_flusher is offline
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here's my cock
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd74/grr_3434/100_00851.jpg
 #60 
Old 2007-10-01, 05:50
Miroba Miroba is offline
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here's my cock
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd74/grr_3434/100_00851.jpg

my cock would eat your cock alive.
 #61 
Old 2007-10-01, 06:34
Crack Man Crack Man is offline
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here's my cock
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd74/grr_3434/100_00851.jpg

we have a weiner, this thread finally delivered
 #62 
Old 2007-10-01, 07:18
missing_cipher missing_cipher is offline
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This thread is preeeety gay.....
 #63 
Old 2007-10-01, 07:27
Flock Flock is offline
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I like the added touch of the surprised face on the wall..

Your cock is perfectly normal. Looks fine.
 #64 
Old 2007-10-01, 08:08
my_blacklung my_blacklung is offline
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small peepee!
 #65 
Old 2007-10-01, 13:04
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second star to the right.
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the OP isn't the one that posted that....
 #66 
Old 2007-10-01, 18:03
courtesy_flusher courtesy_flusher is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Awkibo
the OP isn't the one that posted that....


Yeah i was just bored at work and thought it would be funny.
 #67 
Old 2007-10-01, 19:49
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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inb4cock

Oh, wait..
 #68 
Old 2007-10-01, 22:57
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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http://www.burningangel.com/archives/pres_pist_home.jpg
 #69 
Old 2007-10-01, 23:00
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Groovy.
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http://www.burningangel.com/archives/pres_pist_home.jpg

Is he trying to seal her asshole?
 #70 
Old 2007-10-02, 10:03
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East end
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I forgot to close this...But seeing as there are some funny goings on happening.....Fuck it...It stays open.

I was at work when I posted the close threat.

Feds In Town...Stop being a pussy and deliver...Your public awaits you.
 #71 
Old 2007-10-02, 19:09
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Sydney, Nova Scotia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by psycho_8b
I forgot to close this...But seeing as there are some funny goings on happening.....Fuck it...It stays open.

I was at work when I posted the close threat.

Feds In Town...Stop being a pussy and deliver...Your public awaits you.


you're mildly famous, and will be forgotten in moments, so deliver to save your self from certain exile, and post your junk... noob.
 #72 
Old 2007-10-02, 21:10
Logically incorrect Logically incorrect is offline
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Damn pussey boy, even i have posted a picture of my penis on here. I'll do it again if your all so interested in seeing cock.
 #73 
Old 2007-10-03, 02:37
Miluardo Miluardo is offline
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and to think... there isn't any respectable places you can see a hot 16 year old cock anymore..

Maybe I'll make my suicide video too.
 #74 
Old 2007-10-03, 10:09
extermin8tor extermin8tor is offline
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You promised to deliver, but didn't.

dude its probably because he has an inverted penis, or simply doesnt have one and pisses out the ass.
 #75 
Old 2007-10-03, 16:26
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Back of the food stamp line
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Peer pressure! It's gotta work.

It's times like this I wish I had a penis so I could take pictures of it and post it on the internet.
 #76 
Old 2007-10-03, 17:52
Caoltan Caoltan is offline
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http://www.burningangel.com/archives/pres_pist_home.jpg

what the fuck is that alonside the ladder and how did it get there?

EDIT: 2 cocks and counting
 #77 
Old 2007-10-03, 18:27
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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It's the dude's foot.
 #78 
Old 2007-10-03, 20:04
Caoltan Caoltan is offline
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It's the dude's foot.


oh yeah...actually looked like a cock the first time. whatever lol!
 #79 
Old 2007-10-03, 20:40
burntoffering burntoffering is offline
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I'm gonna post mine.
ok?
you can rate mine.
 #80 
Old 2007-10-03, 20:50
burntoffering burntoffering is offline
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http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2696/photo18ck2.jpg
 #81 
Old 2007-10-03, 22:17
neeb neeb is offline
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this thread doesn't have enough boobs.
 #82 
Old 2007-10-04, 00:25
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by neeb
this thread doesn't have enough boobs.

Lol boobs (http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2696/photo18ck2.jpg).
 #83 
Old 2007-10-04, 00:48
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Back of the food stamp line
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Quote:
Originally Posted by neeb
this thread doesn't have enough boobs.


If you're looking for boobs I recomend looking somewhere other then a penis thread.
 #84 
Old 2007-10-06, 04:45
Miluardo Miluardo is offline
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I'd post my cock if I wasn't 17... wait I don't even have a webcam ahah.

Oh well you guys will have to wait a few more months.
 
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