Just sit there?
Walk away?
LOL

HJ? A thread hijack?

Speaking of hijacks, if you were on a plane that gets hijacked, what would be your actions?

HJ? A thread hijack?

Speaking of hijacks, if you were on a plane that gets hijacked, what would be your actions?

lulz.

Speaking of hijacks, if you were on a plane that gets hijacked, what would be your actions?

Counter-hijack the plane and fly it into the West Wall...you know, to get revenge for them perpetrating 9/11.

Counter-hijack the plane and fly it into the West Wall...you know, to get revenge for them perpetrating 9/11.

Hey, the Wall's not just for the towel heads.

Hey, the Wall's not just for the towel heads.

Don't stray off topic...The wall could be a good target and thats a good excuse!

I put my pants/boxers back on.

This Is A Communique From The Moderators Popular Resistance Black September Peoples Committee Army Faction:

WE DEMAND YOU PUT DOWN THE TOTSE IN THE NAME OF THE WORKERS AND BACK AWAY FROM THE PC.

I had a bit of a chuckle

I don't care what anyone says, I have no reservations about making out with a girl after I cum in her mouth, provided she has either swallowed or spit my shit out. If she's willing to suck on my cock after her pussy juice is all over it, then why should this be any different?

On a more hilarious note, I've had a girl suck me off, and then kiss her husband shortly after.

Um... i don't get handjobs. Fuck that shit. Op, are you like 13? 'cuz if you're any older...

Girlfriend thought it would be funny to keep it in her mouth after I came.

If that's not an abuse of trust I don't know what it.

-F☺rd

While I support your first statement, I think you're a fucking prick for the second. Just so you know.

Handjobs can be quite relaxing if she knows how to do it right. Maybe you should talk about your feelings? lol

I normally hit her. A quick and unexpected (for her) hook to the jaw avoids a post-ejeculate anti-climax.

what and just let the terrorists crash the plane while you fiddle with your belt? what kinda person are you?

I ask my dad if I can go outside and play now

Bwahahaha, best post. I dunno why I love father/son/sex jokes :/

So this is what you get up to when you're not in Gearheads? My opinion of you has changed somewhat.

I once shouted my own name during sex as a joke. She didn't find it too funny. I also started chanting 'up down up down up down' when the same girl was giving me head. She got me back by biting my arm so hard that I got blood all over my sheets.

I tend to give serious advice to good threads, and troll stupid threads. It's the mans way.

Demand a fucking sandwich.

After recieving a HJ from a donkey, by law you are supposed to start stroking its dong.

Ask myself why I didnt get her to give me head or fuck the shit outta her!?!

I've never actually had a handjob before. At least not until completion. It always just leads to sex. What's the point of a handjob, anyway? Unless you're like, in a movie theatre or at Thanksgiving dinner with family or something...

Girlfriend thought it would be funny to keep it in her mouth after I came.

If that's not an abuse of trust I don't know what it.

-F☺rd

While I support your first statement, I think you're a fucking prick for the second. Just so you know.

Hahahaha, that's fucked up man, I'd be pretty pissed if my girl did that to me.


And how am I the prick for my second statement? It's not like I planned it or anything... It just kinda happened that way. Sure I thought it was hilarious, but so would anyone else.

I usually just get a blowjob while the missus is wanking me off aswell, and when that's over with and she's swallowed I make out with her for a while and then lead into foreplay with her and then am ready for actual sex by the time I've finished fingering her and eating her out.

You should probably return the favour.

Circle-jerk.

This image is priceless.

Take a piss, have a smoke, check my fantasy football numbers online....then settle in for the second half of the game!

gold.

I usually shoot semen out of my penis.

Get an icepack for my balls like at least 50% of the time.

I had a bit of a chuckle

this quote gave me a bit of a chuckle

Pay.

Hey, the Wall's not just for the towel heads.

I wasn't talking about the Arabs... (http://www.rense.com/general21/was911mossad.htm)

Suprise Secks!!!

i give her a pearl necklace.

(shoot it on her chest)

or if im feeling like a dick i give her a candycane.

(shoot it on her face and punch her nose)

demand a blowjob because handjobs are stupid

This.

Ask her what she is makin for dinner.

Any man who lets a woman into his kitchen to do anything more than make him an Après Bonk Sammich is hankering to find his good knives blunted and his pans scratched!

The best handjob is with your mouth.

The best handjob is with your mouth.

You suck your own dick often?

Well... last time I handed her a box of tissues. She was covered in man goo.

I dunno why I love father/son/sex jokes :/

They remind you of your childhood.