Im in college RIGHT NOW. Im in the computer lab and there are scores of hot chicks on this campus.

Whats the best way to get a cheap laugh but actually have a 2% chance of meeting my soulmate.

Im bored. What are some conversation starters/semi jokes to seem like an over confident asshole?

Get high on datura and let ur soul guide ya.

Walk up to one of them and say "y halo thar".

Job done.

I just tried it to the girl next to me. She gave me an odd look and now im typing.


I can tell shes uncomfortable now.........

Shes packing up her things.......

Shes looking at what im typing.....


She's leaving.


Anything else

Lmao why the hell do I suspect a troll?

I get sick of hearing this question, basically you're asking us how you can be funny.

You either are or you're not.

You can't throw a joke out randomly it has to be done at the right situation and probably relating to what's happening aswell.

Each girl finds diff things funny.

Just talk to her if she talks to you or asks you for help, or start off by helping her if she needs anything.


Then again you said only 2% chance of meeting your soulmate and 98% teh lulz, so chuck coke over her t-shirt and then offer her yours to change into ;) and flash your 6 pack off all day if you have one.

I just tried it to the girl next to me. She gave me an odd look and now im typing.


I can tell shes uncomfortable now.........

Shes packing up her things.......

Shes looking at what im typing.....


She's leaving.


Anything else

No. That is all.

Start singing High school musical 2? idk

actually, being serious say;

"hey can I get your opinion on this" (show her some art or photo or some bullshit you've done)

Or/Then in a ghey voice;
"Hey guurl, you seen HSH2 yet! OMG, its the best thing evar!@ whats your favourite song???!?!."

yea for teh lulz of course.

I like your style.

I just tried it to the girl next to me. She gave me an odd look and now im typing.


I can tell shes uncomfortable now.........

Shes packing up her things.......

Shes looking at what im typing.....


She's leaving.


Anything else

bahahahahahahaa...

Im in the computer lab

That's your problem right there.

Leave.

Go find some hot chick, kick her in the cervix, and say "well, you're useless now, might as well come with me".

Trust me, once you do that you're in.

Problem solved.
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