Mods if this is more appropriate for BI, I totally hear ya. But since the story does contain "deh c0cks", I figured if nothing else its good for the lulz.

So I just walked in the door from collecting the bond for my wife's nephew, since today was his sentencing hearing. He got 10 days back in Country for "probation violation". He was on probation originally for a few alcohol violations to begin with, and this is what the fuckin misfit does one night. Him and a couple buddies are wasted drunk, and for whatever reason the cops are rousting them for unruliness and littering. In the middle of being questioned by the cops my drunken idiot nephew starts getting especially belligerent with the mid 20's female cop. Not one of them butch dyke manly cops....but one of the rare cute ones. So in the middle of this exchange he pulls out his cock and says....."oh just come over here and suck this already". Cuffed and stuffed in a cop car, his other friends get let go. After spending 11 fuckin hours in the drunk tank he STILL breathed a .125.

I'm gonna log off here, cash my bond check and restock my fridge with liquor. The wife and I made sure he spent the night so we were certain he would make it to court tomorrow and we get our $500 back. Of course being the gracious host and cool uncle that I am, basically said "go ahead, drink up" considering he believed he coulda been looking at 6 months. I go to bed at 2 a.m. and he proceeds to drink every last drop INCLUDING the pissant wine coolers some broad brought in here like 2 years ago. He never sleeps and spends the entire night boozing and surfing the net watching anime until my wife wakes up to take him to court. ROFLMFAO!

Kids these days....I tell ya.......

His liver loves him.

This dude is my hero I cnat wait till I tell a popo to suck it easy haha