My pregnant gf and I were sitting on her bed. She begins giving these scenarios, so I contribute one, something to the effect of this: "Could you imagine Marilyn Manson chewing his way through your stomach to devour your fetus, while shoving a crucifix up your ass. Then taking his fetus blood covered tongue so far up your pussy as to sip the placenta fluid. Afterwards removing the crucifix to make room to fuck you in your bleeding stretched open ass, then licking out the cum, blood and shit that is free flowing from the hole. To finish he would take his shit covered teeth and shear off one of your bleeding pussy lips, as for you to be considered 'deformed'. Well, at least you can join the morbidly obese people in this country and get good parking."

Seriously, is that really disturbing? I personally dont think so...but then again she is the same freak that thinks its disturbing for her ex best friend to eat her out while sucking me off...waht the hell is wrong with her, right???

jesus Christ jackhammering
Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on
Santa Claus's tummy-tum

Now THAT'S disturbing!

the second parts not too bad but Damn man the rest's a bit ... well sick

I like consensual sex in a missionary position.

http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/troll.jpg

That's not disturbing...That's just retarded.

Lemonparty was disturbing.

http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/troll.jpg

Fap.
'Cause someone had to.

http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/troll.jpg

Oi! Thats *MY* troll posting, I even converted him into blackface!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/ComradeAsh/screaww.jpg

It's fucking weird. I'd be put off if I was pregnant and my bf was on about stuff like that. Weirdo.

*vomits*

that's better, now you gotta stop thinking like that.......dirty cunt lol

But seriously, what kind of weird fucker are you?

Your lack of creativity is disgusting...

Bloodhound Gang wins every time.

Your lack of creativity is disgusting...

Let's see you do better.... well?

Let's see you do better.... well?

Let's see me do better? No, how about we see you shut the fuck up.

Your lack of creativity is disgusting...

Hahahaha.

:D

Let's see me do better? No, how about we see you shut the fuck up.

Yes, let's see you do better. You made a comment about lack of creativity, now back it up. :)

Yes, let's see you do better. You made a comment about lack of creativity, now back it up. :)

Lol...I think I would of fell for that trap if I was oh...8? Look fag, you and I both know that you're a retard. All the smiles, giggles, good times, and horrible jokes...yeah, they should come to a close..like now.

The Aristocrats!

The Aristocrats!

Lol,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEEF1t_FJOY

Stop trying to be hardcore. :p

Lol...I think I would of fell for that trap if I was oh...8? Look fag, you and I both know that you're a retard. All the smiles, giggles, good times, and horrible jokes...yeah, they should come to a close..like now.

Trap? I am glad you aren't an English major... possibly a Twinkie major though, Mr. Man-tits... I was actually going to let this die, but then I saw you in the gallery, while looking for an old friend. You are quite the smart ass, but now I know why...I suppose you were bullied as a kid by all of the preps, and made a bitch of by the chavs and niggers, so you decide to become the introverted , fatass version of the 'American Hardass'. Seriously man, why in the hell would you dare take off your shirt without a fucking bra??! And even flex? What, do you think, you actually have muscle? Man, I cant believe you would call ANYONE a fag looking like that...shut the fuck up, go fuck a twinkie, and get off this site .

Trap? I am glad you aren't an English major... possibly a Twinkie major though, Mr. Man-tits... I was actually going to let this die, but then I saw you in the gallery, while looking for an old friend. You are quite the smart ass, but now I know why...I suppose you were bullied as a kid by all of the preps, and made a bitch of by the chavs and niggers, so you decide to become the introverted , fatass version of the 'American Hardass'. Seriously man, why in the hell would you dare take off your shirt without a fucking bra??! And even flex? What, do you think, you actually have muscle? Man, I cant believe you would call ANYONE a fag looking like that...shut the fuck up, go fuck a twinkie, and get off this site .

Awww, you were looking at my pictures? How cute! Chavs? Niggers? Preps? Lol, thanks for exposing your ignorance. Should I laugh now, or cry later? Oh wait, I am having trouble typing this...with no muscle.

Awww, you were looking at my pictures? How cute! Chavs? Niggers? Preps? Lol, thanks for exposing your ignorance. Should I laugh now, or cry later? Oh wait, I am having trouble typing this...with no muscle.

I find it amusing how people try to insult you based on only those pictures.

I find it amusing how people try to insult you based on only those pictures.

I do too. However you seem to be the observant one :P How should I go about getting it across to these girls?

I do too. However you seem to be the observant one :P How should I go about getting it across to these girls?

You probably understand other girls more than I do. I usually don't bother talking to them at all. :p

You probably understand other girls more than I do. I usually don't bother talking to them at all. :p

Lol, good point :)

Lol, good point :)

Talk about 'smiles, giggles and good times'....

Just curious, how do you get a girl? Seriously, you must live in the Midwest...all of the Amish bearded women to choose from...

Thats hot.

Seriously man. Marilyn manson can do some freaky shit. Id do it if it was possible, but the chances are unlikely. Plus im a guy, so shoving things in my pussy is a bit....well...impossible seeing as i dont have a pussy unlike half of the fags on totse.

Talk about 'smiles, giggles and good times'....

Just curious, how do you get a girl? Seriously, you must live in the Midwest...all of the Amish bearded women to choose from...

Lol, you're funny.