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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-09-26, 03:55
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Spoiled ass American bitches...
Wow, I was doing a little experiment and the results were apalling but not at all surprising.
On my quest to find effective ways to get easy pussy I tried something new.
I went to my campus with a big ass book bag full of roses that I got for free (robbed the flower truck, long story), anyway....
I went to the part of the campus where there were many forgein students and foreign student programs etc...
I passed out 12 flowers over there...one rose a piece and ALL of them gladly accepted, all these girls were super hot and they glady provided me with their phones #'s,names and I listened to what they had to say and made VERY good coversation with all of them and almost perfect conversation with 2.
Now, I go to the regular part of the campus where there are nothing but regular american kids like me. I go to 12 different girls and do the same as with the foreign students.
9 of them accepted the roses. 3 of them said they didnt like them. But ALL of them walked away extremely fast (conversations lasting 2 minutes at most). One actually took the rose and threw it on the ground in front of me and said "you kidding me honey?!" then walked away and got on her sidekick.
I walked up to this other girl who thought she was hot shit but she seemed to like my little gift...until her freinds all laughed and she got all rude on me so I left whilst saying "no wonder your all together with no guys with you, your laughs sound like retarded pigs"
I found one rose in the garbage in the cafeteria.
Wtf is wrong with american girls? What makes them think there too good for my stolen roses lol.
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#2
 2007-09-26, 04:05
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
your laughs sound like retarded pigs.
lulz
Wtf is wrong with american girls? What makes them think there too good for my stolen roses lol.
Don't know how it happened but it pisses me off how the "girl power" fad of the 90's with the spice girls etc. turned in to "bitch power" sort of thing. I mean, like for example I call a chick a bitch and they respond with somthing along the lines of "and damn proud of it", even more so when they do that fucking retarded pose right after, that "what cha' gonna do" pose where they stick there face up etc. Makes me want to malk up and get a really good punch in right at their chin while they have it out. I know I am ranting here but I am sure you get what I am trying to get across.
- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
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#3
 2007-09-26, 04:10
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
lulz
Makes me want to malk up and get a really good punch in right at their chin while they have it out. I know I am ranting here but I am sure you get what I am trying to get across.
- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
Amen brother.
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#4
 2007-09-26, 04:13
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Don't know how it happened but it pisses me off how the "girl power" fad of the 90's with the spice girls etc. turned in to "bitch power" sort of thing. I mean, like for example I call a chick a bitch and they respond with somthing along the lines of "and damn proud of it", even more so when they do that fucking retarded pose right after, that "what cha' gonna do" pose where they stick there face up etc.
That's why you use the word cunt. I've never met a female that won't turn into a raging lunatic after being called that. "Bitch" is the grown up version of "you meanie!"
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#5
 2007-09-26, 06:07
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
That's why you use the word cunt. I've never met a female that won't turn into a raging lunatic after being called that. "Bitch" is the grown up version of "you meanie!"
Yea, chicks sometimes get up me for useing that in convo but it's kind of a normal word in Aus so they don't usualy take offence to it.
- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
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#6
 2007-09-26, 06:22
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Foreign girls are just far more romantic than American girls, plus they're not used to being spoiled and accept whatever you give them with joy.
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#7
 2007-09-26, 06:35
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
you got to think though if thows american girls were over sea's and some guy walked up to them with a rose and talked to them they'd probably respond the same way the foreign girls here did.
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#8
 2007-09-26, 07:18
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Terror Alert you must follow up on this expermient with the following one I just came up with in my head. Get the same number of roses and also print out some cards/invitations to a party. Now I want you to do the same experiment, but tell them they can have the rose, or the invitation. If they take the invitation they into some huge, wild, (allbeit bullshit/made-up) party for free and drink for free.
This interests me because I know American girls are, for the most part, at best a Fleshlight with a pulse. And I can assume most will take the invite.
But I want to know how foreign girls react to the same situation.
Anyway, I thought it would be cool/interesting.
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#9
 2007-09-26, 08:56
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
lulz
Don't know how it happened but it pisses me off how the "girl power" fad of the 90's with the spice girls etc. turned in to "bitch power" sort of thing. I mean, like for example I call a chick a bitch and they respond with somthing along the lines of "and damn proud of it", even more so when they do that fucking retarded pose right after, that "what cha' gonna do" pose where they stick there face up etc. Makes me want to malk up and get a really good punch in right at their chin while they have it out. I know I am ranting here but I am sure you get what I am trying to get across.
- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
I've never experienced this. Women aren't as different to men as they're made out to be.
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#10
 2007-09-26, 09:13
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
The foreigners go to America looking for a better life and grade of education and expect all the guys to be Steve Stiffler knock-offs...Then lo and behold, a dude comes up to give them a rose and engage in conversation with them like a gentleman. Even though we all know the truth eh?! ;)
Roll over to the Yank chicks...
The chicks you went for were hot yes?
They are the types used to this sorta shit. They probably went through secondary school (high school) with dudes wanting them and fawning over them and willing to kill their own grandmothers for one sniff of the gusset of their sweaty, crud-caked knickers.
So a dude coming to give them a rose is nothing new...They're college girls now. They are expecting a whole new type of approach...They're expecting some big, burly dude to come rolling up in an expensive car that directly reflects his lack of penile length, outright tell her she's getting in the gay-mobile and they're going to go get wasted and fuck like a pair of special education kids in those sumo suits because he's got balls (figuritively) and money.
Face it dude...Go for the foreign ones...They tend to be hotter all round (looks, personality, sex etc) than the Yank chicks who, sooner or later, will get fat and ugly and sit and wish they hadn't wasted their time on big mouthed midget-cocks while you're happily settled with a nice Russian chick who's gonna be making you some good borsht (sp?) and pancakes and shit.
I miss russian food.
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#11
 2007-09-26, 10:04
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
^i really don't think i can say anything that hasne already been said so its a simple: true that, true
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#12
 2007-09-26, 10:10
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
I mean, like for example I call a chick a bitch and they respond with somthing along the lines of "and damn proud of it"
You're forgetting the extremely important letters. F...A...T
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#13
 2007-09-26, 14:13
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Thats kind of weird. I'm an american but I definitely wouldn't be a bitch about it. Thats a sweet gesture, especially with the roses being stolen and all. ;)
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#14
 2007-09-26, 14:19
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
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Originally Posted by Khepri
Thats kind of weird. I'm an american but I definitely wouldn't be a bitch about it. Thats a sweet gesture, especially with the roses being stolen and all. ;)
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But you're a totsean; we're talking about the "World Revolves Around Me" bitches.
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#15
 2007-09-26, 14:21
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
But you're a totsean; we're talking about the "World Revolves Around Me" bitches.
Oh, yeah. Those cunts. They don't deserve roses. 
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#16
 2007-09-26, 15:21
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Without Trying 
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
To be fair, it was quite a dorky thing to do. In English speaking countries at least, with the amount of romantic cheese we get pumped into us through hollywood which makes it difficult for us to take things like 'a rose for you my darling' seriously.
And by 'foreign' I will assume you're talking about non-native speakers who don't have the same culture. They may not think that roses are so cheesy, and also they may have been brought up to be more polite. Perhaps on the inside they were thinking the same as the american girls, but just didn't have the self confidence to outright reject you.
Although to be honest, a lot of hot girls (american especially) have a definite aura of 'stay away from me untill you can prove that youre not a creep' kind of thing going on. So they may not be bitches.
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#17
 2007-09-26, 15:57
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
There are lots of girls out there that don't like flowers.
I've never understood it. Flowers are nice.
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#18
 2007-09-26, 17:48
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
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Originally Posted by Terror Alert
Wow, I was doing a little experiment and the results were apalling but not at all surprising.
On my quest to find effective ways to get easy pussy I tried something new.
I went to my campus with a big ass book bag full of roses that I got for free (robbed the flower truck, long story), anyway....
I went to the part of the campus where there were many forgein students and foreign student programs etc...
I passed out 12 flowers over there...one rose a piece and ALL of them gladly accepted, all these girls were super hot and they glady provided me with their phones #'s,names and I listened to what they had to say and made VERY good coversation with all of them and almost perfect conversation with 2.
Now, I go to the regular part of the campus where there are nothing but regular american kids like me. I go to 12 different girls and do the same as with the foreign students.
9 of them accepted the roses. 3 of them said they didnt like them. But ALL of them walked away extremely fast (conversations lasting 2 minutes at most). One actually took the rose and threw it on the ground in front of me and said "you kidding me honey?!" then walked away and got on her sidekick.
I walked up to this other girl who thought she was hot shit but she seemed to like my little gift...until her freinds all laughed and she got all rude on me so I left whilst saying "no wonder your all together with no guys with you, your laughs sound like retarded pigs"
I found one rose in the garbage in the cafeteria.
Wtf is wrong with american girls? What makes them think there too good for my stolen roses lol.
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Very glad you pointed this out, something I have noticed a lot lately. American girls to me seem more insecure and have less to offer on average other than sex. No big deal, the ones who are stuck up, insecure, and rude will realize their life sucks....oh here in about 6 years.
Terror Alert you must follow up on this expermient with the following one I just came up with in my head. Get the same number of roses and also print out some cards/invitations to a party. Now I want you to do the same experiment, but tell them they can have the rose, or the invitation. If they take the invitation they into some huge, wild, (allbeit bullshit/made-up) party for free and drink for free.
This interests me because I know American girls are, for the most part, at best a Fleshlight with a pulse. And I can assume most will take the invite.
But I want to know how foreign girls react to the same situation.
Anyway, I thought it would be cool/interesting.
Not a bad idea!
Thats kind of weird. I'm an american but I definitely wouldn't be a bitch about it. Thats a sweet gesture, especially with the roses being stolen and all. ;)
I doubt you looked like the girls he was approaching.
To be fair, it was quite a dorky thing to do. In English speaking countries at least, with the amount of romantic cheese we get pumped into us through hollywood which makes it difficult for us to take things like 'a rose for you my darling' seriously.
And by 'foreign' I will assume you're talking about non-native speakers who don't have the same culture. They may not think that roses are so cheesy, and also they may have been brought up to be more polite. Perhaps on the inside they were thinking the same as the american girls, but just didn't have the self confidence to outright reject you.
Although to be honest, a lot of hot girls (american especially) have a definite aura of 'stay away from me untill you can prove that youre not a creep' kind of thing going on. So they may not be bitches.
No, just no.
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#19
 2007-09-26, 18:21
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Without Trying 
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
No, just no.
Be quiet, bitch tits.
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#20
 2007-09-26, 19:08
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
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Originally Posted by Without Trying
To be fair, it was quite a dorky thing to do. In English speaking countries at least, with the amount of romantic cheese we get pumped into us through hollywood which makes it difficult for us to take things like 'a rose for you my darling' seriously.
And by 'foreign' I will assume you're talking about non-native speakers who don't have the same culture. They may not think that roses are so cheesy, and also they may have been brought up to be more polite. Perhaps on the inside they were thinking the same as the american girls, but just didn't have the self confidence to outright reject you.
Although to be honest, a lot of hot girls (american especially) have a definite aura of 'stay away from me untill you can prove that youre not a creep' kind of thing going on. So they may not be bitches.
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excuses. and on top of excuses, you then go on to infer that theyre insecure!
looks like you just wasted some good roses pal.
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#21
 2007-09-26, 19:20
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
I miss russian food.
Don't tell me you moved from Russia as well!
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#22
 2007-09-26, 19:52
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Without Trying 
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
excuses. and on top of excuses, you then go on to infer that theyre insecure!
looks like you just wasted some good roses pal.
Maybe the girls are different where you live.
But where I live, girls are bitches to guys that come up on the street and do cheesy shit like offer roses, unless they're sure the guy is cool and not a loser.
99% of the girls I know are cool people, not 'spoilt bitches'. They just act bitchy to new guys because if they were to feign interest in the slightest, he wouldn't leave them alone.
So yes, I'm making excuses for them. I don't like it when people get the wrong impression.
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#23
 2007-09-26, 20:37
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Meh I would've gladly accepted it.. and said something along the lines of "Aww how cute, what do you want?"
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#24
 2007-09-27, 00:12
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
ahhh american women,
*shakes head*
too much liberation can be a bad thing...
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#25
 2007-09-27, 00:19
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Be quiet, bitch tits.
....still no.
Maybe the girls are different where you live.
But where I live, girls are bitches to guys that come up on the street and do cheesy shit like offer roses, unless they're sure the guy is cool and not a loser.
99% of the girls I know are cool people, not 'spoilt bitches'. They just act bitchy to new guys because if they were to feign interest in the slightest, he wouldn't leave them alone.
So yes, I'm making excuses for them. I don't like it when people get the wrong impression.
Didn't he say he was on a school campus? On the street is one thing, in an open environment like a college campus you are waaay off base.
ahhh american women,
*shakes head*
too much liberation can be a bad thing...
Please don't say something so ignorant. It isn't liberation of women's rights that is the cause of this. Most of these bitches I doubt even know about women's oppression in the past century and what still continues. Just look at the bitch on the beauty pageant. She is a fucking moron. That basically represents the majority of American "sluts".
Not all American girls are like this of course. I've met tons of funny girls that are very intelligent. They are still insecure though and it is rare to find confident women in America that don't perceive "confidence" as being a complete bitch.
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#26
 2007-09-27, 00:53
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
America
The good thing about our culture is that we produce cold and hardened men who are ready to kick some ass for the most part.
Bad thing is we also produce cold bitches who won't even acknowledge your existence if you don't kiss up to them, but think you're "too creepy" and treat you like shit if you try too much. And how much is "too much" is anyone's guess.
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#27
 2007-09-27, 00:56
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I doubt you looked like the girls he was approaching.
i was thinking the same thing
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#28
 2007-09-27, 08:11
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
I don't caaaaaaare i'm shallow.
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#29
 2007-09-27, 08:13
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Don't tell me you moved from Russia as well!
Nah mate...My ex was half Ruski...Sounded English as us but was half Ruski, half Ukranian.
Her mum used to make some wicked food...Soups, borsht, pancakes, salads etc...Damn that woman liked to cook.
The salad she made with fish, beetroot, onion, potato and mayonaisse was amazing man...Absolutely fucking great stuff!
I am part Polish though...Ya know...If you wanna bitch at a foreigner mate! :p
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#30
 2007-09-27, 08:18
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Nah mate...My ex was half Ruski...Sounded English as us but was half Ruski, half Ukranian.
Her mum used to make some wicked food...Soups, borsht, pancakes, salads etc...Damn that woman liked to cook.
The salad she made with fish, beetroot, onion, potato and mayonaisse was amazing man...Absolutely fucking great stuff!
I am part Polish though...Ya know...If you wanna bitch at a foreigner mate! :p
All russian women love to cook; it's just an undeniable fact :p.
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#31
 2007-09-27, 11:59
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Nah mate...My ex was half Ruski...Sounded English as us but was half Ruski, half Ukranian.
Her mum used to make some wicked food...Soups, borsht, pancakes, salads etc...Damn that woman liked to cook.
The salad she made with fish, beetroot, onion, potato and mayonaisse was amazing man...Absolutely fucking great stuff!
I am part Polish though...Ya know...If you wanna bitch at a foreigner mate! :p
Nah, I'm half Ruski myself, so not really in a position to bitch about foreigners. :P
One good thing about eastern europe that I miss is that they actually cook proper meals for lunch as well; unlike lazily grabbing whatever eatable you can find to cope with the hunger till dinner like we tend to do here in England :)
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#32
 2007-09-27, 12:27
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Giving a rose to a girl in a group with her female friends isnt the best idea. Unless you know how to work the group, just talking to one and only one girl out of that group is going to end in a failure. Cause the girl prolly liked the gesture than saw that she was looking bad in front of her friends and decided to showoff.
Depends on your approach too, to these white girls. If some random girl was giving out free hugs(seen it at my campus) to me and she didnt look with a damn id pass on that in a heartbeat, because of first impressions.
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#33
 2007-09-27, 14:18
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Nah, I'm half Ruski myself, so not really in a position to bitch about foreigners. :P
One good thing about eastern europe that I miss is that they actually cook proper meals for lunch as well; unlike lazily grabbing whatever eatable you can find to cope with the hunger till dinner like we tend to do here in England :)
ZOMG I'm 3/4 Russian! :)
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#34
 2007-09-27, 14:21
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ZOMG I'm 3/4 Russian! :)
Lol, no shit. If you can't compliment a girl in that language, then you aren't Russian.
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#35
 2007-09-27, 15:26
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I would quite like a stolen rose.
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#36
 2007-09-27, 15:36
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I would quite like a stolen rose.
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Then again, you're not american.
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#37
 2007-09-27, 17:21
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i love being european :)
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#38
 2007-09-27, 17:38
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Sounds about right.
Unfortunatly.
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#39
 2007-09-27, 19:46
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
You should've laced the roses with ricin and/or cyanide.
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#40
 2007-09-27, 20:06
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Re: Spoiled ass American bitches...
Then again, you're not american.
..and you wouldn't have known that the rose was stolen either. 
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