is it possible to make a bitch cum with a 3 1/2 inch erected penis?

any experiences before i practice on the tijuana hookers?

Learn the secrets of oral and digital sex.

Wahahahahahahahahaha

*trolls*

i didn't know CarbonB had a second account...

You're fucked man.

*trolls*

i ain't trollin' you stupid bitch

Just stick your cock in the vacuum for a few hours. It will grow a few inches at least.

And to answer your question, a 3" dick wouldn't please most women.

And to answer your question, a 3" dick wouldn't please most women.What about 4.5"?

Not for me, of course... I'm just asking for a friend... Yeah, a friend.

The best thing you can do is take it out on your parents with their weak genes.

You better hope you find someone who TRULY loves you. You won't make it in bed.

You won't make it in bed.

that just straight up hurts... :(

that just straight up hurts... :(

Just learn to eat girls out really good.

I lol'd

Move to asia?

Seriously though, I don't know. I've got an average sized dick (tehnically slightly above average, if you want to get technical) but I never much cared about it. I doubt I'd be much happier with a 10 foot one than I am with mine right now. Maybe surgery, or try jelquing?

Either way, you shouldn't let it stop you from doing what you love. I've seen people with no feet breakdance, so you can still have sex with a small penis. No reason not to.

And yes, here's the vid: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eam3ZHrGqT4

And yes, here's the vid: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eam3ZHrGqT4

That was inspirational.

Penis pump + hot midget.

This...

What about 4.5"?

Not for me, of course... I'm just asking for a friend... Yeah, a friend.

*Phew* I didn't think you'd get my email...

i ain't trollin' you stupid bitch

He is being truthful. He actually posted pics once.

Poor little thing.
:(

If I had that small of a penis, I would get a vaginoplasty.

When you masturbate, does your penis come out the other side of your hand?

Wow what great advice.

lol, you'd better hope you have big, meaty fingers or a good tongue

Learn the secrets of oral, digital and analogue sex.

fix'd.

I can always come to SandA for a laugh or two.

If you can reach the girl's G-spot you're fine... You fingers can reach it, let's hope your penis can too.

PS: You'd have better luck tucking and hitting on lesbians.

This thread is usless withoutpics.

please no.

Just search for "micropenis" on Google Images. All the pics you could ever want.

Lol!!!!!

The best thing you can do is take it out on your parents.

Oh please no.


But sure, it's possible. Just rely on the magic solution: Foreplay! Scads of it.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/78/smilinbobsv0.jpg

Ouch, zing! From the...insecure...bitch...figures?

You might want to stop reffering to them as bitches. As for size, sure. One of the most intense orgasms I've ever had just involved a large nail, no other stimulation.

You're fucked man.

lollerskates

Having a 3.5 inch microdick and calling women bitches is not going to get your pathetic ass laid.

I think he was using "bitches" as a term of endearment.

Bitch <3

One of the most intense orgasms I've ever had just involved a large nail, no other stimulation.

Nine inch nail?

I don't like the sound of that one bit.

Bullshit Nig! I be bettin that muh-fucka gets bitch snatch like I be gehin green. Bitches be all li- leh me get on yo dick fo' assertin yo manliness and callin me a bitch! Then hi' horse schtick send dat hoe to the clouds.

Fo' r e a l.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/78/smilinbobsv0.jpg

I lawld.

For serious, I did.

I don't like the sound of that one bit.
Was a bit under 3 inches. Why do you dislike the sound of that?

Was a bit under 3 inches. Why do you dislike the sound of that?

... A nail?

... A nail?

A nail!

Oh, and a Tiajuana hooker probably isn't going to come with anything much smaller than a horses dick.