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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-09-26, 00:38
J*A*D*A J*A*D*A is offline
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they see a random girl leave your room in the morning? mine never say anything but it makes it more akward.
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Old 2007-09-26, 00:56
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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First time my parents met my last girlfriend, she was passed out naked on a couch in my basement. I woke up still drunk, it was a really fun seven o' clock in the mornng conversation.
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Old 2007-09-26, 01:17
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Never had a random girl; I wouldn't really know. But i knew that they disapproved a few years ago when I changed beds in the middle of the night on New Years.

I'm fairly lucky in that my girlfriend's parents like me a lot. The potential father-in-law is somebody who I can get drunk with whilst watching the rugby, and the potential mother-in-law is somebody who seems to think I am the son who she never had. It's awesome, she even gives me birthday money :D

I'm pretty sure that parents (either on my side or girlfriend's side) have heard us doing the business, but nothing has ever been said to us. They'll probably save it for a wedding speach or something.

Great.
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Old 2007-09-26, 01:23
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Originally Posted by J*A*D*A
they see a random girl leave your room in the morning? mine never say anything but it makes it more akward.



Posts like this give me the distinct idea I'm too old for this forum. What ever happened to the idea that if you still live with your parents, you're not really an adult?
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Old 2007-09-26, 02:42
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Posts like this give me the distinct idea I'm too old for this forum. What ever happened to the idea that if you still live with your parents, you're not really an adult?

you don't need to be an adult to have sex or express affection.
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Old 2007-09-26, 04:16
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My mum will normally make it kind of awkward by going silent for ages and then saying something like "Hope you used a condom".... no response..... quite.... Dad will just sit and smile and then eventualy crack somthing like "so, anal or what?", "how was she?", "nice rack on that one" etc.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
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Old 2007-09-26, 09:58
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My dad would say "Don't treat this place like a fucking knocking shop boy...Or you can move out"

I like it here...So I just do them at their place.
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Old 2007-09-26, 10:53
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My mother never had a problem with me having girls stay over. When I was in my teens, we lived in a bungalow and my door was constantly locked, so it was rare anyone would witness a girl coming or going. If everyone was still awake, I would usually go in and out of the window.

As I got older, and we moved house, it became a joke more than anything. Sometimes I would send girls downstairs on their own, telling them the wrong way to get out so they'd be forced into conversation with my family.

In recent years the majority of the girls staying with me have been girlfriends, and they've all got on really well with my family.


My brother is just under 3 years younger than me, making him 20 now. He never really had girls staying over while people were in the house. He claimed to have had a few girls over while he had the house to himself, but I could never be sure.

About 6 months ago my girlfriend and I woke to a lot of shouting. I opened my bedroom door and saw a girl running down the stairs, my mum shouting "This isn't a fucking knocking shop, you know!" and my brother shouting "Well how come Shaun can ride whoever he wants in the house?!"

I went back into my room and pissed myself with laughter for ages...
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Old 2007-09-26, 12:43
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what do your parents say when they see a random girl leave your room in the morning?

"You know you can go to jail for that, right?"
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Old 2007-09-26, 17:27
melissakittie melissakittie is offline
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I'd ask my parents what the hell they were doing in my house.
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Old 2007-09-26, 17:55
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I'd ask my parents what the hell they were doing in my house.


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