Took her on a first date at the movies, which went well, kissing etc. She's into me and I'm into her, so suggest the next place to take her. Also I don't really care if people post smart-alecky responses, so long as they're actually funny.

Take her somewhere where it'll be easy for her to get inebriated thus making it easier for you to get that poon tang.

Pic-nic :)

bring wine.

-F☺rd

The backseat of your mom's Subaru.

*eyes glaze over*

Picnic's probably the best idea. Or just invite her over and make really strong appletinis with a squeeze of lime and it'll go down like juice.

Stay at home and invite me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awUHtbUE0q8

Heh, I don't necessarily want sex. Don't give a fuck when I get it to be quite honest. As for getting her drunk goes, she's a bit of an alky she's probably got higher tolerance than I do :P.

Then it' settled...

Get drunk and see what happens.

RUN FOR THE HILLS BRO!!!


Shes an alcoholic.

Alcohol is a reppressant

Any girl who is an alcoholic isnt worth dating

She drinks alcohol cause she has mental issues. She wants to cover them up.

Please allow me to demonstrate a timeline of your relationship.

.................................................. ......

Month #1- Great sex. First "I love you's Will come" She will explain how your unlike any other guy shes dated.

Month #2- Things are great. Spening ever waking moment together. Shes now Sleeping in your bed every night. And your still being a good boy friend, HOWEVER its starting to build up in your subconcience that you want some alone time

Month #3- You want some alone time. However you caint get it. Shes beggining to show you her true self. Only now do you notice how much she drinks and it gets you to have some introspective thoughts about your relationship.

Month #4- YOur starting to get pissed. You guys fight on a weekley basis. YOu no longer chill with your friends as she drinks her life away trying to cover up her abondonment issues. By now you have probally endured 5 druken rampages....which brings her closer to you because she realizes that she has found a guy to put up with her shit.

Month #5- YOu will either leave or you will get her pregnant on accident. Your drama in your life has increased by 40%.......you have been fucked


Any questions?

I think the beach is always a good idea, depending on how close you are to the ocean.

Month #1- Great sex. First "I love you's Will come" She will explain how your unlike any other guy shes dated.

Month #2- Things are great. Spening ever waking moment together. Shes now Sleeping in your bed every night. And your still being a good boy friend, HOWEVER its starting to build up in your subconcience that you want some alone time

Month #3- You want some alone time. However you caint get it. Shes beggining to show you her true self. Only now do you notice how much she drinks and it gets you to have some introspective thoughts about your relationship.

Month #4- YOur starting to get pissed. You guys fight on a weekley basis. YOu no longer chill with your friends as she drinks her life away trying to cover up her abondonment issues. By now you have probally endured 5 druken rampages....which brings her closer to you because she realizes that she has found a guy to put up with her shit.

Month #5- YOu will either leave or you will get her pregnant on accident. Your drama in your life has increased by 40%.......you have been fucked


Fucking hell man!

You just fucking descriped my situation!!!
But Im the alcoholic one!!!
I started drinking about 1.5 months ago I think, about when school started. (things just seem to work out better when I drink)
Maybe I shouldn't drink, but its not a problem unless its actually problematic now is it?

^ ^ Having a Scotch or three makes women much more manageable.

I've heard worse excuses to drink
SKAAAL!
*drinks

Fucking hell man!

You just fucking descriped my situation!!!
But Im the alcoholic one!!!
I started drinking about 1.5 months ago I think, about when school started. (things just seem to work out better when I drink)
Maybe I shouldn't drink, but its not a problem unless its actually problematic now is it?

1.5 months isn't alcoholism. Thats just a binge. I've been drinking everyday for about 7 years now. Thats when you have to start bringing up your drinking habits to a girl to see if shes ok with it. Trust me, lost plenty of gf's in the past, and some say they'll never date me unless I got it under control.

Luckily now I have a wonderful girlfriend who drinks almost as much as me and we've been together for over 6 months now with no problems. *knocks on wood*

Anyway, back to the original question, pic-nic is a good idea, and be as cliche and tacky about the pic-nic as possible. She may laugh at you or something, but she will find it endearing I'm sure.

Go to the gym.