But she has a boyfriend, and she's not THAT into him, or so I think... How can I get her to break up with him?

Also, I might be taking her to dinner this weekend, any suggestions after that other than a movie?

Errr i'm not gonna touch this one.

Photoshop a picture of him licking your penis, then take him up for sexual assault.

She will fall into your hands!!!

I am good at photoshop...

Dude that's fucked up. She has a boyfriend, lay low for now.

Real advice: Don't try and talk him down to her, just worry about making yourself look better.

Totse advice: Kill him.

Flirt with her and talk to her like she doesn't have a boyfriend. Make her be more interested in you then she is in her boyfriend. Then rape her shitter.

Karma dude...

Karma

get to know her and be nice, but still give her shit. DON"T GET LABLED AS A "FRIEND"! Give it time, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

Wrong wrong wrong. Let her know who the man is. Tease her enough but still be somewhat "nice". It's good to be a little jerky when you're still trying to pick up on her. But remember there is a fine like between being jerky and being a complete dick. Don juans like myself know the difference. You will learn in time. Other than that stick it in her pooper when she's sleepin'.

real good advice: wait for her to break up
real bad advice: wait for her to break up and grab her while she's fragile
Interwebz advice: kill him and grab her while she's fragile

Is this girl worth getting your head kicked in?

Plus, Karma/Wyrd

Real advice: Don't try and talk him down to her, just worry about making yourself look better.



That's what I'm thinking..
I'm looking pretty good right about now. I brought her Cinnabon while she was working, she gave me her number, and now she's coming over this Saturday to my house for a party I'm throwing... :)


Karma is definitely a thought in my mind, but women are all whores anyway so, whatever. ;)

but women are all whores anyway so, whatever. ;)

"This type of thinking could do us in"

You've just been Chevelle'd!

Plenty of flirting and backhanded comments. Do NOT let yourself be labelled as a friend.

Develop your Austin Powers-like mojo and she'll be all yours.

Forget about the chick. Grow bonsai instead.

http://www.shop.wsbonsai.com/images/bonsai/personal/odb-003.jpg

Who doesn't like bonsai?