so my girl gave me some nice hickeys
anyone know how to get rid of them

1) put a spoon in the freezer and let it get really cold, then put it on the hickey

2) comb it. i heard something about the bristles from the comb spreading the blood out and therefore making it less obvious.

those are the only two i know.

This is the same as asking how to reverse a bruise basically...
There's really not anything to do but wait.

If you don't want it to be visible, put some makeup on it, wear a turtle-neck, etc. Concealing is about all you can do.

Oh and why are you trying to hide the thing?
If you really don't like it you should pull her off you before it gets too bad and it won't linger.

Jesus Christ do you not have Google in Southern California?

well its a burst capilary, so the best remedy i know of is just to taker a bottle cap, or any kindof flat cap and rub the area affected till it goes away. doesnt take more than 5 mins.

Haha, I have the same problem...I've just been telling people that it's razor burn. Works for me.

Dont be embarassed by it. Flaunt it.

Go up to everyone you know and brag about it. Feel good about it. Make it cool. Dont hide shit like that. It makes you seem like an insecure closet fag.

try to spread the blood out

but really the best thing to do is when she is sucking on your neck like a leech, pull away before it gets bad

I've heard that putting toothpaste on it makes it go away. Seems kind of shady though.

I have never understood why people want to hide hickeys. Fuck, having a girl sucking on your neck is something to brag about, you fags.

I know right?
Wtf.

Wear the hickey loud, and wear the hickey proud! (what?)

Really, lots of hilarity ensues when you walk into class 10mins late with a fucking wonderful blooming hickey on your neck.
My friends had told the teacher I was at the optrician.

Some guys where like, "Hehe, you've been to the optrician huh? That hot..."

My auto teacher asked me if I was rubbing trees haha

"Far, they must have some big mosquitos where you come from"

COMB MOTHERFUCKER! Do you use it?

well you don't want to show it off if it came from an ugly chick