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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-09-23, 23:10 |
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 Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
You work at a deli, it's not the greatest job in the world, but it pays well and has it's rewards. You take orders, clear tables, make sandwiches, the normal deli such and such. You're anywhere from 17 to 21, here to make some cash to use as spending/gas money.
Now, you've been working here a month or so, at this hypothetical deli in this hypothetical busy shopping center, with nothing really exiting happening to speak of. Then, one day, you see a family consisting of a 50 year old father type, a girl of about 12, and a male around the ages of 17-20ish. They order their food, sit down, and begin to eat. You continue taking orders at the register, and 10 or so minutes later, the teen from the family walks up to the register to ask for a pen. He looks like this (except with a shirt on...)
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4062/wettymg1pe5.jpg
He then smiles and says (noticing the nametag you're wearing),
"Hi, Rachel right?"
"Yea"
"You're really cute, mind if I have your number?"
You say...
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#2
2007-09-23, 23:14 |
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Back of the food stamp line
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Well first off, try it again but without the whole family. If you seem nice, I'd give you my number.
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#3
2007-09-23, 23:15 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Holy shit.
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#4
2007-09-23, 23:17 |
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Seems like hes using oldschool tactics, thinking that some random girl is going to give him their number just asking for it. That shouldnt make the girl nervous or anything, thinking wtf is this dude doing.
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#5
2007-09-23, 23:24 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
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Originally Posted by xxombie
Well first off, try it again but without the whole family. If you seem nice, I'd give you my number.
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Family was sitting back at the table, behind a pillar.
I asked because she was cute and because I couldn't really spur a conversation while she was busy. So... I just asked! |
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#6
2007-09-23, 23:42 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
and the results?
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#7
2007-09-23, 23:44 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
and the results?
Oh, she said she had a boyfriend.
I'm trying to mull over whether it was ture or if she said it to make me go away. :(
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#8
2007-09-23, 23:48 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Oh, she said she had a boyfriend.
I'm trying to mull over whether it was ture or if she said it to make me go away. :(
Who gives a shit, at least you asked. If you ask every cute waitress, one will eventually say yes. If you don't ask any of them, you'll never get a date.
Kudos to you man.
And your game needs a LOT of work.
But kudos on having the balls to at least try.
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#9
2007-09-23, 23:57 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
But kudos on having the balls to at least try.
Thanks man, as the first of many I've spoke to today to say that, you made me feel quite abit better. :)
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#10
2007-09-24, 00:00 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Who gives a shit, at least you asked. If you ask every cute waitress, one will eventually say yes. If you don't ask any of them, you'll never get a date.
Kudos to you man.
And your game needs a LOT of work.
But kudos on having the balls to at least try.
Yeah, seriously. You might get turned down, but never knowing's gonna kill ya.
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#11
2007-09-24, 00:20 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
i'd probably give you my number and then never answer if you called because i'd feel too bad saying 'no.'
but now that i have a boyfriend, i just tell people that.
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#12
2007-09-24, 00:26 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Never ever mull over why a girl turned you down. If she says she has a boyfriend, she has a boyfriend, if she says she's busy; she is going with her husband to visit her entire dying family in hospital. She is not turning you down because she doesnt like you, or because she thinks you are ugly, she's turning you down because she is NOT AVAILABLE.
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#13
2007-09-24, 11:43 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
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Originally Posted by DogBoy
Never ever mull over why a girl turned you down. If she says she has a boyfriend, she has a boyfriend, if she says she's busy; she is going with her husband to visit her entire dying family in hospital. She is not turning you down because she doesnt like you, or because she thinks you are ugly, she's turning you down because she is NOT AVAILABLE.
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This works, but I prefer to think of it in terms of "she's into chicks". |
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#14
2007-09-24, 11:58 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
This works, but I prefer to think of it in terms of "she's into chicks".
Ya, well that would probably just further motivate me.
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#15
2007-09-24, 14:37 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
For some reason I made a mental picture of a whole fucking Mafia clan walking into a cafe, along with the Godfather, just to escort you so that you can ask that chic out  |
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#16
2007-09-24, 14:50 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Oh, she said she had a boyfriend.
I'm trying to mull over whether it was ture or if she said it to make me go away. :(
I would go the Manny Ray way (Scarface)...
"Lesbian!"
At least you asked dude...You don't get if you don't ask. Good for you buddy. Keep cruising.
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#17
2007-09-24, 14:54 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
If you really wanted to meet her, you shoulda went stalker style. Start following her around, find out what she does and who she hangs out with, then try to accidentally cross paths with her in a dark alleyway!! |
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#18
2007-09-24, 16:25 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
You say...
RRRAAAAAAAPPPEEEE!!!! OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEE!!!!!
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#19
2007-09-25, 01:11 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
And your game needs a LOT of work.
What would you have done?
SRS QSTN. I often see/flirt with cute waiters and the like but have no idea how you'd take it any further.
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#20
2007-09-25, 11:50 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
What would you have done?
SRS QSTN. I often see/flirt with cute waiters and the like but have no idea how you'd take it any further.
I wouldn't have asked for a number. I'd have flirted, done some kino escalation (hard when you've got parents with you) such as hand holding, etc, then, when she seems comfortable enough with you, I'd have done a time-bridge, where you literally say "Wow, you seem so interested in "topic", there's an "event" taking place tomorrow/day after tomorrow, you should totally check it out.
If she says sure, ask her when she gets of work tomorrow, and say, great, let's meet here at "time".
Phone numbers suck because you still have to arrange a date, and a lot of your novelty has worn off by that point. It's a lot easier to skip the get-to-know-you date and just bounce to a nice location where it's easier to seduce her with by being flirty/childish/friendly/sensual.
(thanks to Mystery)
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#21
2007-09-25, 20:00 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Actually, David D suggest you ask for her notepad, say "huh, that's interesting" and get her curious about it, then tell her you're great at analyzing handwriting to tell deep into a person's soul or some shit. She'll get intrigued, want you to examine her.
So you get her to write down something on a piece of paper, and then you bust out "actually, let's get some numbers in there too, why don't you write down your phone number".
To me that's a tad creepy, and I hate phone numbers anyway, so I wouldn't do it, but hey, if he says it works, it probably does.
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#22
2007-09-25, 20:19 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
Actually, David D suggest you ask for her notepad, say "huh, that's interesting" and get her curious about it, then tell her you're great at analyzing handwriting to tell deep into a person's soul or some shit. She'll get intrigued, want you to examine her.
So you get her to write down something on a piece of paper, and then you bust out "actually, let's get some numbers in there too, why don't you write down your phone number".
To me that's a tad creepy, and I hate phone numbers anyway, so I wouldn't do it, but hey, if he says it works, it probably does.
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I don't think walking up to a random person and asking them to give you their notepad is going to work. |
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#23
2007-09-25, 22:53 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
I don't think walking up to a random person and asking them to give you their notepad is going to work.
It's a waitress. When she's writing down your order, ask to see her notes. When she gives it to you, say "wow, nice", then hand it back.
99.9% of times she'll say "what's nice" and you're in. If she doesn't, she's way too stuck up.
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#24
2007-09-25, 22:56 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
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Originally Posted by Win A Free Ipod
You work at a deli, it's not the greatest job in the world, but it pays well and has it's rewards. You take orders, clear tables, make sandwiches, the normal deli such and such. You're anywhere from 17 to 21, here to make some cash to use as spending/gas money.
Now, you've been working here a month or so, at this hypothetical deli in this hypothetical busy shopping center, with nothing really exiting happening to speak of. Then, one day, you see a family consisting of a 50 year old father type, a girl of about 12, and a male around the ages of 17-20ish. They order their food, sit down, and begin to eat. You continue taking orders at the register, and 10 or so minutes later, the teen from the family walks up to the register to ask for a pen. He looks like this (except with a shirt on...)
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4062/wettymg1pe5.jpg
He then smiles and says (noticing the nametag you're wearing),
"Hi, Rachel right?"
"Yea"
"You're really cute, mind if I have your number?"
You say...
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I say NO, because you're a fucking creepy faggot with no game. |
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#25
2007-09-26, 04:54 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
I say NO, because you're a fucking creepy faggot with no game.
Why don't you go die?
At least PRETEND to die and fuck off.
Seriously.
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#26
2007-09-26, 06:33 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
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Originally Posted by Agent 008
For some reason I made a mental picture of a whole fucking Mafia clan walking into a cafe, along with the Godfather, just to escort you so that you can ask that chic out |
"Lemme tell youse sometin', you crazy broad. My associate here's gonna ask youse for ya numba. Youse is gonna smile, write it down, give it to him, then youse gonna go out for dinna wit him. If youse says no, youse gonna end up in the bottom of the lake witta da concrete shoes, capiche?"
LOL best way to get numbers, EVAR!!! |
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#27
2007-09-26, 10:33 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Who gives a shit, at least you asked. If you ask every cute waitress, one will eventually say yes. If you don't ask any of them, you'll never get a date.
Kudos to you man.
But kudos on having the balls to at least try.
this
man i dont even have the testicular fortitude for something like that
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#28
2007-09-26, 17:24 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
It's a waitress. When she's writing down your order, ask to see her notes. When she gives it to you, say "wow, nice", then hand it back.
99.9% of times she'll say "what's nice" and you're in. If she doesn't, she's way too stuck up.
Ah right, I see.
Yeah, that's a good one.
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#29
2007-09-26, 17:27 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
"Lemme tell youse sometin', you crazy broad. My associate here's gonna ask youse for ya numba. Youse is gonna smile, write it down, give it to him, then youse gonna go out for dinna wit him. If youse says no, youse gonna end up in the bottom of the lake witta da concrete shoes, capiche?"
LOL best way to get numbers, EVAR!!!
Absolutely.
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#30
2007-09-26, 17:38 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Why don't you go die?
At least PRETEND to die and fuck off.
Seriously.
Sorry, but I feel sympathy for all the women out there that have to put up with this bullshit on a daily basis. The man's game is horrible, horrible, just horrible.
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#31
2007-09-26, 18:26 |
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Re: Ladies of S&A, I pose a situation for pondering.
Sorry, but I feel sympathy for all the women out there that have to put up with this bullshit on a daily basis. The man's game is horrible, horrible, just horrible.
What's your approach?
You're always talking about game, but you never give anyone any kind of indication as to how you'd go about it.
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