I had to tell you guys! We fucked in the woods last night for about an hour and a half. We were both our firsts. I did most of the work cause she was more drunk than me and also cause she was too tight for my dick. I had to make her cum twice before I could actually get half my penis in her and then she started screaming stop because it hurt so bad. Sucks I didn't even get to blow my load. And when she gave head she used her teeth....it hurt >_<.

But anyway it was fun and I'm not in the V club no more yay!!

Congratulations. Get some extra lubricated condoms for next time.

Doesent sound like the greatest virginity loss, but then I dont think there is a good way to do it. Congrats. :)

Why in the woods? That's not so comfy.

Good work!
A lot of peoples first time end up a lot worse then blue balls in the forest. Too bad there arn't any industrial sized containers of lube in the middle of the woods.

Well, suppose it's better to not blow and please rather than blow in 8 seconds. :P

I didn't even get to blow my load.

Then you're still a virgin.

Then you're still a virgin.

Oh shit, does that mean I'm still a virgin?

Oh shit, does that mean I'm still a virgin?

.....

Then you're still a virgin.

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Gotcha. :)

fucking in the woods is sweet. Did you fuck her bent over up against a tree cuz I have and its bomb.

this is the first time i ever told anybody this, and yes, it's true.

i figured i'd post it because it's kind of relevant.

i actually didn't want to have sex with the guy i lost my virginity to. he was on top of me and fingering me, and i was too drunk/his dick was too small for me to notice that he had put it in.

i realized it after a few seconds, and the only reason i let him finish was because i didn't want to tell my friends that i didn't know if i was a virgin or not and have to explain the story.

Damn...

That really sucks.

High Five!

...but then I dont think there is a good way to do it.

Speak for yourself.

w00t *high five*

Oh shit, does that mean I'm still a virgin?

Kind of depends on your definition of virgin. If your dicks been in a vagina, I'd say you're good to go. It was still sex, no matter how crappy.

I fucked a girl in a graveyard the other night, can't even remember her name, i remember pulling out and jizzed all down a grave stone.

Oh the good drunken times.

I am closing this cos the OP said 'v-club'...

Alright , actually i'm closing this simply because we don't do and never have done 'i just got laid' threads.



Yoyo, you want it left open then go for it.

oh and OP, congrats kiddo :)