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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-09-23, 20:48
Richard Richard is offline
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So I was riding the subway today when, for some reason, they decided to kick every off the train. I was at the front of the train and so got off onto the front of the platform. Another train came by and everyone that got off with me boarded this train. I didn't because it wasn't going to my stop.
Now, the entrance was way at the other end of the station, so no one is going to walk all the way down to where I was. I needed to piss and saw this as a great opportunity. I hid behind a pillar but I started to think "Hey, I could jack off here and no ones would see". So I started jacking off for no reason besides that I could and blew my load all over the platform. I just hope someone doesn't get murdered there and they find my semen. That would suck. Post your e-props.
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Old 2007-09-23, 20:51
Exotic Touch Exotic Touch is offline
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Originally Posted by Richard
So I was riding the subway today when, for some reason, they decided to kick every off the train. I was at the front of the train and so got off onto the front of the platform. Another train came by and everyone that got off with me boarded this train. I didn't because it wasn't going to my stop.
Now, the entrance was way at the other end of the station, so no one is going to walk all the way down to where I was. I needed to piss and saw this as a great opportunity. I hid behind a pillar but I started to think "Hey, I could jack off here and no ones would see". So I started jacking off for no reason besides that I could and blew my load all over the platform. I just hope someone doesn't get murdered there and they find my semen. That would suck. Post your e-props.


actually I prefer snatching myself a random pre-pubescent girl in public and then brutally sodomize them until their ass bleeds or until the popos tase me bro.
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Old 2007-09-23, 20:52
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Congrats, you are on your way to becoming a sex offender.
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Old 2007-09-23, 20:53
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Congrats, you are on your way to becoming a sex offender.


Thanks for your e-props.
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Old 2007-09-23, 20:53
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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My friend told me that she was riding the bus late at night(12pm-1am) and it was just her and two other guys. And one of them was masturbating. She didn't really do anything. More shocked than anything.

heh...
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Old 2007-09-23, 20:54
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actually I prefer snatching myself a random pre-pubescent girl in public and then brutally sodomize them until their ass bleeds or until the popos tase me bro.

Your voice tells of loving acts away from the crowds, but your eyes whisper anal cruelities to come :(.
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Old 2007-09-23, 21:06
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My friend told me that she was riding the bus late at night(12pm-1am) and it was just her and two other guys. And one of them was masturbating. She didn't really do anything. More shocked than anything.

heh...


Why didn't she help him out?
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Old 2007-09-23, 21:07
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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Why didn't she help him out?

Damn. I should have asked her that.
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Old 2007-09-23, 21:07
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Why didn't she help him out?

She was, just by being there.
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Old 2007-09-24, 18:26
Richard Richard is offline
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311 views, 8 replies. I guess my thread gets people excited and then lets them down.
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Old 2007-09-24, 18:28
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Fo' realz.
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Old 2007-09-24, 18:31
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WORDS.

Not that I usually quote Toy Story, but...

You are a sad and strange little man, you have my pity
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Old 2007-09-24, 18:46
Khepri Khepri is offline
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You're supposed to ask about other people masturbating in public. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 
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