Do a timeline of your major romantic/sexual moments. If male, tell your size by age (eg: 3.5 inches at 12 years old), and if female, improvise with things like bra size, hip width, etc.


Anti-Vir's Timeline

Age 8: First mouth-to-mouth kiss from a girl

Size: Not measured

Age 12: First foreplay session with girl

Size: Not measured

Age 13: Lost virginity at a party, went on to do it 4 times later that year

Size: 4.6/4,8 inches

Age 14: Had sex with teacher (She was 30, really hot), first oral sex (I gave it, but didn't recieve it :/)

Size: 5.5 Inches

Age 16: First anal sex with girl, first threesome (me and 2 women)

Size: Not measured, estimated at 5.8/6 inches

Ages 17 through 22:

Active and healthy sex life

Size: A modest 6.4 inches :)


The above was actually pretty rushed with little details, but I encourage you to make a higher-quality timeline :)

Ojise's Timeline
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Sex: Female

Age 14: First Kiss

Age 16: First giving/Receiving Oral

Age 14 - 17: First real relationship

Age 17: First homosexual experience

Age 17 - 18: First homosexual relationship

Age 18: Lost virginity

Age 18: Have no interest in sex and prefer masturbation

Age 14: Had sex with teacher (She was 30, really hot), first oral sex (I gave it, but didn't recieve it :/)

Mmmkay.

3-found first porno, really hardcore stuff.


13-played strip chess with a girl, got naked,


16-fingered first girl, first kiss, damn was she fat.


17 lost virginity to random girl i met through a guy, within a week she said she loved me, a week after that she broke up with me.


18-first relationship, lasted 4 months.

19-dumped girl, started fucked new girl 4 times, had first orgasms while having sex with said girl.


20-all alone, needing sex

Beanbean
Male

Age11
Finds porn (yessssss)

Age12ish
Starts wanking

Age13
Wanks about 5 times a day for a whole summer

Age14
Has a taste of that mental disorder called love, but nothing big tho.

Age15
Falls fullblown in love with this girl, acts like a needy little pussycunt bag around her, she falls for the class's asshole, my nemesis.

Age15
Realises that I cant rely on other people to feel good about my self, and I change my outlook on life.

Age15
The girls I was in love with (by now im completely over her) drunkenly kisses me (my first kiss) and tries to make out with me, Im not too into it.

Age16
A month after drunkenly feelng me up, she falls madly in love with me, she's hot, so I figure what-the-hell and I take her out after school.

Age16 One month later, first make-out with said girl.
1 week later, i give oral, decline to recieve.
1 week more, i decline sex
1 month later, I sex her
Yesterday, she gets kinky (well, a little) and drenches me and her in olive oil and we proceed to have hot slippery sticky teenage sex, woohoo.

Bean_Doodle, that last one was hot. Kudos to you.

13: First kiss, first relationship (8 months), first time masturbating

14: First make outs

15: First time fingering a girl,, first time giving oral sex, first semi-serious relationship (2 months)

16: First serious relationship (4 months), lost virginity, first time bringing a girl to orgasm, first time receiving oral sex, sex 50+ times

17: First time attempting anal, 69, doggystyle, and a myriad of other positions, first time falling in love, first serious relationship ends messily, sex with a second girl

So, I've been single for about a month now. What should I go for next? :)


-F☺rd

Edit: Male, currently 17, 7 inches.

Ford, if you have not done so yet, I highly recommend you get in a into a threesome, especially if it's one guy and 2 girls.

Anti-Vir's Timeline



Age 14: Had sex with teacher (She was 30, really hot), first oral sex (I gave it, but didn't recieve it :/)



Shinanigans.

You believe it or you don't.

Mine is pretty fucking crazy. All at once.

0-11-nothing

12-first time masturbating

13-First kiss, first oral sex(given/recieved), first make out session, first time fingering a girl, lost virginity, first anal sex

12- kiss, boyfriend
12- first "grown up bra"
13- first crappy drunken kiss which broke the poor boys hearttt
14- 33" hips
14- first "real boyfriend", everything basically, for two years up until recently.
almost 17- first childish teenage crush
almost 17- 34" hips

pretty crap.

I dont take notes. Nor do I measure my bewbs or hips.

Well, you surely make an estimate, can you not? ;)

Or post pics and I'm sure a friendly totsean will be more than willing to do it for you.

Sex-Female
Age 7- First 'kiss' with a boy.
Age 12- First real kiss with a boy. It was through a game called 'Twizzler' we invented, which was like a more intense version of Spin the Bottle involving a Twister spinner.
Age 13- First boyfriend. Lasted 3-4 weeks.
Age 14- First REAL boyfriend.
Age 15- Lost virginity to said boyfriend.
Age 15- First sexual encounter with a female, lead to first lesbian relationship.
Age 16- Lots of firsts. Actualy, probably all others that havn't been mentioned happened from ages 15-16. First oral given/recieved, first one night stand, first time being cheated on and cheating, first birth control, and first time having sex on film.

15- First Real Kiss, first make out sesh, First sex, first 69, first giving/receiving oral, first relationship lasting 3 months, first heartbreak...
17- First real love

Age 8: First Kiss

Age 12: First Girlfriend, First oral sex

Age 13: Lost virginity to older girl, Second girlfriend

Age 14: Third girlfriend

Age 15: First long-term relationship, lasted 6-7 months, dumped her when I got bored of her.

Age 16: Second long-term relationship, lasted 9 months, got rid of her, due to emotional problems.

Age 17: Third long term relationship

Age 18: Broke up with ^ when she cheated on me, currently done with dating while i go through some mental problems.

age 0 - born.
age 14.5 - puberty happens. bout bloody time too.
age 18 - now.

thats it :(

14 (almost 15): first kiss
15 (almost 16): first time getting fingered
16 (almost 17): first time having sex, first time recieving oral sex
17 (almost 18): first time giving oral sex
18: first 'real' relationship

i don't think i forgot anything.

I'm pretty sure you banged my ex-girlfriend :)

-F☺rd

11: First "real" kiss
12: First boyfriend, first time being fingered/giving hand job/being felt up
13: Pretty much the same as prior year
14: First love, first time giving/recieving oral
15. Fooled around with a few guys, but that was it. First lesbian encounter... didn't lead to anything else. Was single for pretty much this whole year, up until 2 weeks ago. Not much to say about it 'cept I think I'm gonna lose my virginity to this guy.

:( I feel ya man.

Age: 15 First date, one of the worst nights of my life.

Age: 16- Going nowhere fast.

11- Start whackin' it.

13- First relationship, first sexual encounters including oral, fingering/handjobs, lost virginity.

16- Start fucking bitches with no feelings for them.

That's about it besides a few relationships i've had since then.

age 11: started fapping
age 13: first relationship along with first kiss
age 15: first make out
age 17: first fingered a girl, sucked her titties, ate her pussy, got my dick sucked, fucked her pussy, then i came on her chest... (happened in the span of a year, not all at the same time)
age 18: had sex with a 30 year old (sweet)

i was kinda a late start... but hey, better late than never.

Age 10: Found masturbation.
Age 12: First kiss
Age 13: First real kiss, fooled around a bit.
Age 14: Found the lovely world of drugs and the women associated with them.
Age 15: Sex. Started having serious relationships.
Age 16: My heart was pretty much ripped from my chest and fed to wild canines. <3
Age 17: Maintained a steady distrust for women.
Age 18: Started to not despise women so much, however we're about to see how that works out for me. So far I'm pretty sure I'm going to throw her off a building.

Wait what?
Sex on film at 16?
Was this like 'film' film or boyfriend film or whatnot.
How old are you now?

Had sex with teacher (She was 30, really hot),

Nice.

0 - Born into this world

23 - Sitting in front of my computer, not looking at porn

I dont know what happened inbetween.

Male.

10-11? Discover porn. Nothing happens.
12. Rediscover porn. Fappage happens.
13. More fappage.
14. Hell, even more fappage.
15. Gives up fapping a couple dozen or so times.
16. Gives up fapping a dozen times.
17. Gives up fapping. Twice.
Now. Fap fap fap.

You've never measured for a bra?

Female

Age 13: First kiss, first boyfriend. Lasted a month or two.
Age 14: First real boyfriend. Gave/received oral, lost virginity.
Age 15: Continued having mediocre sex, cheated, broke up with him.
Age 16: New boyfriend, more sex, more oral, started drinking.
Age 17: Broke up with boyfriend, started a D/s relationship online, that ended after a month or so because I ended up falling in love with my current boyfriend. First serious ldr, lots of sex for the few days I was with him, along with oral, bondage, spankings, and everything else we could think of.
Turning 18 in 2 weeks. :)

The women seem to get boyfriends waaaay earlier than we get girls.

I don't remember much especially what happened before age 13 so I'll start there

13-felt up girls fingered a girls tight poonani (once in the car with her mom)
14- got a good amount of brains that year from a buncha different girls. Lots of other foolin around but no straight fucking
15-fucked for first time without a condom and my friend convinced me she was definately pregant (never heard of precum). Freaked out and did some stupid stuff, she wasn't pregnant so I learned nothing and continued to fuck without condom.
16-more sexins with easyish girls
17-same, got handcuffed to bed once. It was exciting because I'm scared of handcuffs in general.
18-fucked smokin 13 or 14 year old girl in the back of my friends car. I am forever in debt to him for this. Did lots of coke...
19- fucked this girl regularly throughout year, was essentially single for about 10 months of the year
20 (now)- too lazy to pursue any girl for a relationship, most sex shit has been drunken brains which I'm a big fan of. Got dome couple weeks ago from a big lipped black girl which was sweet.

I'm sick of rememberin shit

You've never measured for a bra?

She doesn't wear bras, she is like African women with tits to the knees.

Sorry to say, but you're a fucking loser.

Sorry to say, but you're a fucking loser.

hahahha you of all people calling me a loser (I assume out of jealously or something is the only reason I can think of) when all you do is talk shit about other people from a safe distance. Everybody's seen that pic of you lookin like a gross, unfuckable walrus.

Anyways, I could care less what some semi-troll complete fucking creepy loser thinks about me after I've owned him countless times. Where's your Pussy timeline huh? Let me spell it out for you

age 0-climb outta my walrus moms walls
age 0-? see no pussy that isn't either hairy, ancient and gross or pixelated.

you suck uncontrollably you creepy lurking fuck. Stop gaying up S/A by highlighting your own insecurities you little bitch.

Anyways, I could..

Couldn't.

13 first make out
14-15 got some head from an older ladie
16fingered a few broads
17 lost virginity to some broad, nailed another 2 weeks later
18 had sex with another girl for 14 months like errrday (we did everything from anal to checkers)
19 sexin is like something i do on the weekends with a new girl everytime....THANK YOU COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10- kept getting asked out by some ugly bitch.
13- first real kiss with a 16 year old that got pissed off when she found out what age i was
14- 6 relationships (just counted) they were all "ok" and nothing more
15- came SO--FUCKING--CLOSE!! to getting sex... i dont even wana go into it. But nothin excitings happened this year.
___________________
16- memo: will get sex

Sorry to say, but you're a fucking loser.

Hahaha. Since Carbon seems to be too busy insulting others to post a timeline of his own, I guess I'll help him out.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/CarbonBsucks.jpg

:)

-F☺rd

Hahaha. Since Carbon seems to be too busy insulting others to post a timeline of his own, I guess I'll help him out.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/CarbonBsucks.jpg

:)

-F☺rd

+1 good sir.

I'm bored seeing the same shit used as a comeback or insult towards CarbonB. Think of something original or STFU.

Jackketch's Timeline

Age 0 - On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
And she said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone...

*gives imaginary rep*

3-15: desperately horny, masturbate all the time. My boobies were a B cup when I was 15.
16: first real kiss, first real boyfriend, lost my virginity. Boobies have been a C cup since I was 16.
17: first oral sex.
16-19: first relationship.
19: first sex with someone other than my first boyfriend, first one night stand.
20: first fuck buddy, first time having sex with someone that I regret, first time enjoying blowjobs, when I started to feel comfortable naked.

So most of my sex life has taken place only at ages 19 and 20.

Under 10:
Already a keen masturbator, but with no proper purpose to it.

11: Started to become much more aware of my feelings towards girls and boys, and developed my first crush on a girl. Boobs were tiny mosquito bites at this stage.

12: Purchased my first playboy book (was a commemorative compilation book); not whacking off as such, but copying pictures of women onto paper and drinking in the womanly curves with my eyes. Incidentally started my period this year. Boobs AA size. Had a boyfriend for a while but never kissed him.

13: Got a proper boyfriend, discovered heavy petting after kissing for the first time. Fell in love.(boobs A)

14: Lost virginity; was also given my first orgasm by someone else around this time, and first kissed a girl (with consent of loving boyfriend).

15: Got involved in BDSM around this time with boyfriend, went on the pill. Also got a strap-on. (boobs BB)

16: Broke up with boyfriend of nearly three years. Fucked around a bit. Tried women some more (lost lesbian virginity), loved it, had sex with a foot fetishist, and a 37 year old lady among other people. Earned some extra cash by mixing business with pleasure at this point. (32 B cup)

17: Finally got over last boyfriend. Got myself my current girlfriend, a sexy older (30) lady with a gorgeous body. On the larger side of a B cup.

Well that's what's happened so far in the life of Flock.

0-born

1-died

damn

0-born

1-died

damn

Now, I'm not entirely sure why, but I did laugh. Oh. And uh.

Age 0 - 19 = Wanking.

I'm damn cool.

Now, I'm not entirely sure why, but I did laugh. Oh. And uh.

Age 0 - 19 = Wanking.

I'm damn cool.

ur a wanker lol

ur a wanker lol

lmao, i liked that

and first time having sex on film.
proof or it didnt happen.