what the hell, I found myself jerking off 7 times today, this shit pisses me off.
you know those days where you're in mad heat.
well my entire week has been like that, I've been wanting to fuck anything that walks on two legs.
today I was stuck at home and with out any women to entertain my thoughts I ended up jerking off at least seven times.
the reason I can pull of masturbatory stunts such as this is because I can hold in my semen during orgasm thus ensuring being ready to go again almost right away.
the biggest problem I face with this is sweat/clamminess, I get sweaty when I jerk off, and it usually collects at my ass, but now my ass is soaking wet. plus I'm pretty sure I'm gonna do it 3 more times a'fore I go to sleep.

anyone else faced with similar problems.
in heat?/multiple orgasms?/sweaty?

you're either a loser or a trollish loser.


No I don't get assweat from jerking off 7 times a day and attempting to give myself multiples at once or something gay.

You'd fuck anything with 2 legs eh? *viscously saws off leg*

You must've stole my sex drive, I haven't been able to get anything up for the past three days . I can go a week no problem without wanking, whenever I think about it I do something physically strenuous.

Damn, after 3 or 4 for me its like pumping a dry well.

I'm not going to lie, I'm hella horny. Three times today, which is obviously no seven but still probably a record for me.

This is what happens when you get used to daily sex.

-F☺rd

My record is 25 times in one day.

I was a very bored, very horny 17 year old once!

When I was 14... maybe 15, not too sure, I fapped 16 times over an hour. My penis hurt after that.

Did it occur to the OP that if he actually lets his load go then it might relieve his pressing need?

Man, I've only done it twice in one day. You guys need to find a hobby, other than jerking off.

my record is 12

but that was a long time ago


you should really do something to occupy your time


next time you wanna jerk it do some pushups of something

You fail, and lie.

Goddamn, after about 4 my dick is dry coughing and after 6 it's got an asthma wheeze. But my record is around 18 in a day, back when I was 12 and could rub one out in under 3 minutes to a magazine.

Good god man, wash your fucking ass and stop posting this garbage.

Good god man, wash your fucking ass and stop posting this garbage.

Agreed.

I don't think anyone on totse really wanted to hear about your fapping habits.

Let's all get in a pile and have sex.

Wait, how are you guys counting?
Like, if you have a wank session but dont come, I dont think it counts.

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well I count by orgasms. not by ejaculation.

two things that while related are completly seperate.

well I count by orgasms. not by ejaculation.

two things that while related are completly seperate.

If that's the case I get about 1 out a day when I'm sober but when I'm stoned I'll manage 6 in an hour.

I wish I had as much spare time as you.

the biggest problem I face with this is sweat/clamminess, I get sweaty when I jerk off, and it usually collects at my ass, but now my ass is soaking wet. plus I'm pretty sure I'm gonna do it 3 more times a'fore I go to sleep.

DO NOT WANT!

just have a fap over some good quality porn, then go to the shops and fantasize about randoms

something like 11 here.

*sighs*
My body misses my partner.

Same here! 3 more months.. -_-

Man, any time I feel bad about the amount I fap, Totse cheers me up. You fuckers are ridiculous.

You and Awkibo should deffinately get together.

You and Awkibo should deffinately get together.

Who needs free weights when you're jacking someone off seven times a day?

It's only a matter of time before it's the new DVD fitness regime.

You and Awkibo should deffinately get together.

sounds....fun?