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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add Kyoki to your ignore list  
Old 2007-09-22, 04:20
Kyoki Kyoki is offline
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Default Hey Jackketch!

Dear Jack, Some time ago you said that the local Jehovah's witnesses are forbidden to talk to you, because of things you know about the early days of their church. Ever since then (it was quite a while back) I've been wondering what those things might be.

Things came to a head this morning when I was awakened by a pair of JWs. In the past I've always had my fun with them. I've answered the door in various states of undress. I've made blatant sexual advances. I've offered to read their pamphlet if they read a treatise on evolution that I have on my computer (they turned me down...). I figure I might as well see if I can get a reasonable debate out of them next time.

I'd like to win said debate, so I'm starting to read up on their doctrine. For some reason though, I think the information you alluded to might be a little more effective than anything I'd get out of wikipedia etc. Plus, I really am curious about it.
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Old 2007-09-22, 16:25
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"Fellows, I consider myself to be a very spiritual person and have a deep, personal connection with God. I myself just don't agree with organized religion. But if it makes you happy, and you find truth within it, then I only wish further happinesses for you on the rest of your journey...I am content in being the way I am."

I was really stoned once when stopped by some, and told them something like that. I still try to say something along these lines.
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Old 2007-09-24, 21:18
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I answered with my flannel pants and an obvious erection once. They kept looking down at my boner. I loled afterwards.
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Old 2007-09-24, 23:40
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I answered with my flannel pants and an obvious erection once. They kept looking down at my boner. I loled afterwards.
No you didn't. Was this before or after you fought at Ruby Ridge?
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Old 2007-09-25, 03:31
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I answered with my flannel pants and an obvious erection once. They kept looking down at my boner. I loled afterwards.
why didnt I think of that
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Old 2007-09-25, 10:48
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No you didn't. Was this before or after you fought at Ruby Ridge?
During the time, of course.
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