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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-09-22, 03:42
isTHATso isTHATso is offline
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Default while fingering my gf... ???

Ok.. about 5 minutes ago i was figering my girlfriend, and I felt something round and smooth, It was kinda hard, No idea what it was, So I backed off. my gf said it felt really wierd.
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Old 2007-09-22, 03:56
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Thats the clit dude. Your pretty much supposed to touch it.
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Old 2007-09-22, 03:56
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Doctor Gräfenberg, please report to S&A...
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Old 2007-09-22, 05:09
TEAMKILLER TEAMKILLER is offline
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Dude thats his penis tucked inside.... FAG
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Old 2007-09-22, 05:17
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Originally Posted by isTHATso
Ok.. about 5 minutes ago i was figering my girlfriend, and I felt something round and smooth, It was kinda hard, No idea what it was, So I backed off. my gf said it felt really wierd.


It's the cervix.
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Old 2007-09-22, 05:27
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it's a baby!
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Old 2007-09-22, 06:20
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I love that fucking ball. Just enough resistance holy shit. It feels so good for them and me too, cuz I'm rubbing a fucking warm mucousy ball.
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Old 2007-09-22, 06:34
I touch myself at night I touch myself at night is offline
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Omg just reach in with your tounge and get a lick. Then report back with your findings.
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Old 2007-09-22, 08:31
niggersexua niggersexua is offline
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Tumor, most likely cervical cancer.
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Old 2007-09-22, 10:30
nincumpoop nincumpoop is offline
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A femmidom?
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Old 2007-09-22, 12:20
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Originally Posted by niggersexua
Tumor, most likely cervical cancer.


Have you got your gardasil today?
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Old 2007-09-22, 14:35
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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This thread is awesome!!
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Old 2007-09-22, 15:31
Kingcodez Kingcodez is offline
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Yeah if its in there like a fingers length then it's most likely the cervix. If you feel more its like a small donut shaped object I tried to stick my finger in there but my gf said it hurt so I stopped lol.
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Old 2007-09-22, 17:20
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The cervix I'll bet..
Some women like it touched, others don't. I like mine left unpoked.
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Old 2007-09-22, 18:21
isTHATso isTHATso is offline
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yea me and my gf concluded that she thinks it was her cervix. I was scared to touch it at first, mainly because I didn't know what it was.

But she said it felt good
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Old 2007-09-22, 22:11
SmackNixon SmackNixon is offline
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Based on what you've said here OP, I've concluded that the round/smooth object in your girlfriend's vagina is most likely the remains of Jimmy Hoffa. You should contact your local authorities as soon as possible.
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Old 2007-09-22, 22:24
Jimmy_Jazz Jimmy_Jazz is offline
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Based on what you've said here OP, I've concluded that the round/smooth object in your girlfriend's vagina is most likely the remains of Jimmy Hoffa. You should contact your local authorities as soon as possible.


Shit, they found where I put him
 #18 
Old 2007-09-22, 22:37
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The G spot. It's inside, about a fingers length away on the inside of her tummy, its roundish, sticks out a bit and would give her a weird sensation she'd never had before (If she only fingers her clit). Rubbing it would feel really good, rubbing it a lot would make her feel like she almost has to pee. Letting go is what will make her come. Keep doing what you were doing, just kind of....finger her in a "Come here" movement, or in a circle. Either way.
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Old 2007-09-23, 04:29
OrganizedChaos OrganizedChaos is offline
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She is teh pr3gg3r5!!!11!!!
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Old 2007-09-23, 05:23
l33t l33t is offline
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It's a gumball.

Give it a bite ;)
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Old 2007-09-23, 07:30
Memorex Memorex is offline
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Um why hasnt anyone said anything yet about how this dude gets on totse to post literally 5 minutes after fingering a girl?

I mean you having a girlfriend is prob the best thing you got going for you right now
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Old 2007-09-23, 07:32
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Originally Posted by Memorex
Um why hasnt anyone said anything yet about how this dude gets on totse to post literally 5 minutes after fingering a girl?

I mean you having a girlfriend is prob the best thing you got going for you right now


&T is the best thing I have going for me right now :(

that and graduating early
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Old 2007-09-23, 07:37
Vampire Archimiel Vampire Archimiel is offline
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No no NO... you're ALL wrong.

Its NOT the cervix, or Jimmy Hoffa, or a tumor, or a babys head. The answer is obvious:

Hes fingering the wrong hole :D
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Old 2007-09-23, 11:58
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the moon
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Its Jesus
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Old 2007-09-23, 14:11
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vampire Archimiel
No no NO... you're ALL wrong.

Its NOT the cervix, or Jimmy Hoffa, or a tumor, or a babys head. The answer is obvious:

Hes fingering the wrong hole :D


lol!
12345
 #26 
Old 2007-09-23, 14:34
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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It was her hard cock
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Old 2007-09-23, 17:48
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/science/media/scalpel.jpg

Find out.
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Old 2007-09-23, 18:48
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Originally Posted by l33t
It's a gumball.

Give it a bite ;)


That "jolly-rancher" story comes to mind.

:shudders:
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Old 2007-09-23, 18:50
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That "jolly-rancher" story comes to mind.

:shudders:

What happened there?
 
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