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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-09-21, 21:27
lcd_ez_as_stfu lcd_ez_as_stfu is offline
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Default Pimping retards to local Paedophile

So I have to do community service for B&E and of all places, I'm stuck in a retard center at an elemantary. The kids range from age 7-10 and from slightly Asperger to severely Down. I've decided to capitalize on my punishment by searching up paedos in my area and pimp the retards to them during "play hour" on Friday, when for 45 minutes I am left alone outside the school with the retards. So, do you think paedophiles would actually go for these kids? If so how much should I charge???
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Old 2007-09-21, 21:29
Isobutane Isobutane is offline
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um, lolz?
troll?
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Old 2007-09-21, 21:43
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inb4lock.
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Old 2007-09-21, 22:27
Bazzle Bazzle is offline
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Brilliant, but more suited for BI.
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Old 2007-09-21, 22:48
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Why the hell is it that every time I see a retarded thread (no pun intended), the OP is an acolyte?
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Old 2007-09-21, 22:54
KamikazePimp KamikazePimp is offline
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http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h317/kamikazepimp/retardedthread.jpg

--KP
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Old 2007-09-21, 22:59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent 008
Why the hell is it that every time I see a retarded thread (no pun intended), the OP is an acolyte?


Possibly because you have me on ignore:(
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Old 2007-09-21, 23:18
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Possibly because you have me on ignore:(

Lol, actually I don't. And I don't remember anything bad about your threads either, so it's all good.
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Old 2007-09-21, 23:41
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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I can't stop laughing.
Best thread I've read for a while!
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Old 2007-09-21, 23:57
cooldarkknick cooldarkknick is offline
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inb4lock.
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Old 2007-09-21, 23:59
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Oh yeah, inb4lock.

I still think it's the funniest idea I've read for ages, mind.
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Old 2007-09-22, 08:39
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Pix or GTFO. :p
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Old 2007-09-22, 10:33
nincumpoop nincumpoop is offline
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Rofl, go on try it, America's most wanted needs better content anyways.
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Old 2007-09-22, 10:37
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lcd_ez_as_stfu
So I have to do community service for B&E and of all places, I'm stuck in a retard center at an elemantary. The kids range from age 7-10 and from slightly Asperger to severely Down. I've decided to capitalize on my punishment by searching up paedos in my area and pimp the retards to them during "play hour" on Friday, when for 45 minutes I am left alone outside the school with the retards. So, do you think paedophiles would actually go for these kids? If so how much should I charge???


You suck.

And 'slightly asperger' what the fuck?
Just because someone has a mentall issue doesent make them dumb. Infact, most Apergers are incredibly intelligent. Therefore if you pull that shit they'll hopefully all get together and beat the living fuck out of you. Then the downs kids will see what's going on and feel that they should be doing it too so you'll have a bunch of downs syndrome people pawing and flailing at you.
And you know what, They'll all beat the shit out of you to!


Go and fuck yourself, and wake up in hell you piece of shit.I'm not even going to dignify this thread by moving it to Bad IDeas.
 
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