Oh I forgot about this one.. must've blocked it out in my memory it was so embarassing. Once I was pissed around Christmas, so I took a long walk at night. I was just reading about fucking car-shopping on here so I was like "fuck it, if i get picked up, WHATEVER!" or something. SO i threw this metal doorhandle I had at a car window. It wasn't what I expected. I do think there was some damage, but it definitely didn't break, the alarm went off and I ran home suddenyly more scared than angry.

HaHa. LOL!!
I've been reading this whole thread... you all are a bunch of psychos - and so am I!

I've become a drywall repair expert!!! I put my fist clean through an Ikea coffee table and hit the floor underneath (not to say much about my strength, just that Ikea makes cheap shit) Or it was that bitch of an ex-wife... probably.

took a bat to a neighbors car....lol that was really funny.....

Hit random cars and people with baseball bats and if enough rage, bricks.

some asshole has the nerve to come to my door demanding i give him money. i push him back and kick him backwards down my stairs, after said kicking i put on my shoes and i get in his face asking what i owe him money for (i'm in a rented house, i'm not the one paying the bill) he says the rent is overdue. My reaction is priceless. i cant remember the exact nature of it. but its somwhere along the lines of "Oh shit" and "FUCK"

I control my emotion like a real man.

If i hurt somebody its always after cold conciderations of the risk involved.

Although its usually futile anyway.

Throw whatever I have in my hands, punch the shit out of my bed and pillow, then scream in it.

is it anything like the apology dance? (left left right...)

Just yesterday I got into a rage..

I was with my friend on the rich side of town last night and we were at this pizza place, alone, right, we were ordering and the lady there was being a bitch for no fuckin' reason, treating us like low class citizens.

I went out after eating, we both lit cigs and it was obviously her fucking car there, a drop top white BMW with the top up and the windows down.

I grinned at my friend and we both reached in and burned the shit out of her seats, just tapping up down with the butt, man, haha, it was fucked up now that I think about it but funny too.

really felt good though, to fuck up some nice black leather seats that I could never afford.

I can usually bottle it up, but during the school year one of those faggot A&F wearing faggots with an undeserved air of superiority about him tried to sack tap me. The kid pissed me off so much that I pushed him back, he tried to be all tough and try to punch me, I tackled him through a set of doors and just started punching his head off the ground for about 15-30 seconds.

After about that time I could see straight and figured that he learned his lesson so I got up and started to walk away, he jumps up and is like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER." I laughed at him and the gym teacher came flying over "BREAK IT UP" and tackled the kid I was beating against the ground.

I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. Only a 2 day suspension too.