What do the girls of S&A find sexy about guys?

big dix

big dix

And a fat wallet.

And a fat wallet.

That about sums it up.

That about sums it up.

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- ijsmlb :(

most girls have the same intelligence as a sack of sand.

I don't mean that, I'm just talkin outta hurt

I wondered about that once too, then said fuck it and chased a butterfly or something...

Anywho, I guess it's the 'masculinity'?

But then again, there are a whole bunch of girls 'in love' with faggot skinny one-eye covering haired emos...

So, meh, your guess is as good as mine.

(oh and big dix and a phat wallet)

Mah missus likes muscles and strength, why she is with me I don't know?

JK I'm ripped and have money :D

guys can be attractive in different ways - physically or emotionally.

to really be attracted to a guy he has to be both.

for me, they link together. i think a strong, dark haired guy with a nice smile is going to provide safety/security and care for me. so attractive in both ways.

I'm a guy, so I dunno, but I thought I'd throw out the fact that I'm suprised girls are attracted to me. I'm 5' 10", rail fucking skinny, I always smell like cigarette smoke and have the teeth to match, I drink to excess, and I have a really, really fucking mean personality.

I need to re evaluate my life...

I need to re evaluate my life...

Girls are attracted to you. Why bother?

Girls are attracted to you. Why bother?

He's gay?

He's gay?

Good point.

Good point.

Now you're just trying to look cool!

lovely low voices,
nice smiley faces,
tall heights,
and nice big SHNOZZES!

What body parts though? Like, shoulders, abs, legs, jaw, etc.

face, broad shoulders, torsos, hands, long legs and armssss
sounds like i'm on abou a gorrilla

I have my preferences, but I love most male bodies. As long as they're not massively overweight and not all skin and bones.

Now you're just trying to look cool!

I don't have to.

Muscles.

nobody's mentioned cars?


Also walking shirtless holding a kitten

Also walking shirtless holding a kitten

That is pretty sexy.

Muscles.

Ha. Someone read Fight Club and made a clever user name.

How's that working out for you?

Ha. Someone read Fight Club and made a clever user name.

How's that working out for you?

fight club the book sucked because it didn't play "where is my mind" by the pixies at the end...

I thought your username was Socrates. How dissapointed I was.

fight club the book sucked because it didn't play "where is my mind" by the pixies at the end...

My copy did.

fight club the book sucked because it didn't play "where is my mind" by the pixies at the end...

That's probably the biggest shortcoming about the book. What can you do?

So..Big dix...Fat wallet with muscles and a nice MUSCLE car to go along with it?


I'm set!

nobody's mentioned cars?

Probably because cars generally don't impress girls, just other guys?

Probably because cars generally don't impress girls, just other guys?

Pff, you'd be surprised.

Pff, you'd be surprised.

I can see the argument for very expensive looking cars, as it's a sign of wealth. But it's mainly to impress other men.

I lolled so hard at big dix and a phat wallet.

From asking around various female friends, it tends to be these:

Eyes
Height (tall)
Hair
Personality
Big dix
Phat wallet
Smile
3rd nipple (especially if its on your buttcheek, to make it look like a boobie)

So why the hell am I lifting those weights for then?

So why the hell am I lifting those weights for then?

Hey, it would probably work for you.

Different guys attract different types of girls, who are attracted to different things. Making those things better is the key to attracting girls.

Well, that and extra nipples.

The only thing I don't get is why all the superskinny guys are chubby chasers? Or why the she-whales are attracted to stickmen. Confuses me to no end. All I can think of is some kind of weight balance theory. I'll get back to that.

Hey, it would probably work for you.

Different guys attract different types of girls, who are attracted to different things. Making those things better is the key to attracting girls.

Well, that and extra nipples.

The only thing I don't get is why all the superskinny guys are chubby chasers? Or why the she-whales are attracted to stickmen. Confuses me to no end. All I can think of is some kind of weight balance theory. I'll get back to that.

It makes biological sense. I suppose by their genes mutating together, the chances of having a nice-looking kid get higher.

Frequently I notice on &T, that we are more alike than different. Tis a safe haven for visionaries and paranoids.

It makes biological sense. I suppose by their genes mutating together, the chances of having a nice-looking kid get higher.

I think you might be onto something there.

So why the hell am I lifting those weights for then?

Health reasons?

So why the hell am I lifting those weights for then?

Girls= Don't give a shit about guys' bodies. It sucks.

It makes biological sense. I suppose by their genes mutating together, the chances of having a nice-looking kid get higher.

Yes. That is exactly why.

Girls= Don't give a shit about guys' bodies. It sucks.

Why does that suck?

Why does that suck?

Because he spent all his pocket money on steroids.

Yes. That is exactly why.



Why does that suck?

Because I've spent 5 fucking years working out intensely, only to realize girls could care less.

Because I've spent 5 fucking years working out intensely, only to realize girls could care less.

Ohh, lol. Well, you should still feel satisfied with your accomplishments regardless. The fact that you are in good shape should be enough reward in itself.

And plus, a lot of girls do like muscles, at least to some extent. I mean, it's been mentioned in this thread already...

Health reasons?

I think I'd be better off running :/

But I'm quite enjoying lifting and hate running, so it's all good.

From the couples I see on the street #1 thing that attracts teenage girls (and older women even more) is how tall you are. After that comes having baby blue eyes. After that muscles/dominating looking body (not necessarily muscular, some chubby guys can get chicks too just by being huge). Then comes the car/wealth. Then comes a dominating personality combined with a cocky sense of humor/adventurous spirit.

And I can only guess about dick size. Probably the same as everything else though, women want everything really big and really dominating.

I'm kind of short, brown eyed, pasty, not really muscular, and drive a volkswagen, safe to say I don't get any chicks

I'm 6'4", doesn't make me any less of a virgin.

Not that I spent any time or effort to get a relationship, mind. Once I do make an effort, things will change, I know.

This thread makes me glad I'm at a stage where I don't really care what girls think are sexy *strokes hobo/amish beard as he considers cycling to the supermarket to stack up on tinned tuna and garlic*

From the couples I see on the street #1 thing that attracts teenage girls (and older women even more) is how tall you are. After that comes having baby blue eyes. After that muscles/dominating looking body (not necessarily muscular, some chubby guys can get chicks too just by being huge). Then comes the car/wealth. Then comes a dominating personality combined with a cocky sense of humor/adventurous spirit.

And I can only guess about dick size. Probably the same as everything else though, women want everything really big and really dominating.


Most of those traits are dead on. I don't really like blue eyes on guys though. My favorite is green, and then lighter shades of brown.

Height is nice, as long as they're a few inches taller I'll be happy. That isn't very hard though, I'm only 5'2.

Someone who naturally looks very dominant is extremely sexy to me, I'm way too old fashioned. I need a guy to be dominant for my submissive side or else nothing can make that relationship work.

Wealth and having a nice car isn't really so important to me. It's certainly a nice bonus, but really not a big factor in whether I like a guy or not.

Personality is right on, but they need to be fun too. :) And dick size.. Hmm...

I like a tall guy, dark brown eyes, lower class but not bum poor.

Pretty much the masculinity factor for me, but a manly man in nice clothes and a nice car is a huge turn off.

And what oc6 said, taking charge without being oppressive.

I like a tall guy, dark brown eyes, lower class but not bum poor.

Pretty much the masculinity factor for me, but a manly man in nice clothes and a nice car is a huge turn off.

Sounds like I'd be perfect for you.

From the couples I see on the street #1 thing that attracts teenage girls (and older women even more) is how tall you are. After that comes having baby blue eyes. After that muscles/dominating looking body (not necessarily muscular, some chubby guys can get chicks too just by being huge). Then comes the car/wealth. Then comes a dominating personality combined with a cocky sense of humor/adventurous spirit.

Something tells me I'm going to be allllllright. :D

Personality. It's just....plain fucking simple. Any one who disagrees is just bitter because they don't get any.

I have: No money, a shit car, I'm skinny, I'm average looking. But I'm nice, and treat girls well, and it works.

So to sum it up, personality. Everything else is secondary to that.

But girls also like: Guys who are assertive, have ambitions, are hard working, have a small waist and a large chest (V shape), a toned body (you'd be surprised at how many girls are turned off by a really muscly guy), a nice smile, warm eyes and money.

6-8 inches with proportional width is ideal, anything more and it starts to hurt most girls who aren't loose like a well.