Title explains all.

I usually struggle to hold back laughter, flirt back to be horribly cruel, and then ignore them next time I see them. I think it's funny.

What about youse guyses?

Drink until it seems like a good idea.

I'd at least talk to her. Looks aren't everything.

I pretend not to speak English.

be nice, but tell them you have a gf

Run away.

Run away.

This. Pray to God she's not an athletic ugly girl.

tell her i just saw the bat signal and run like hell

Hit on them a little back, but not enough to make them think you are interested.

Result:

They think you're nice, they spread the world
They don't ask you to go out, and they forget about you.

haha!

JEG SNAKKAR LIT ENGLISK! JEG NIE FORSTAR!



but that dont stop them from objectifying me =(

This is Key!

just hit on them a lil to make them feel good about themselves. sense theyre ugly they probably dont get much attention so im sure it really makes there day. then some where in the conversation brign up your gf. or say somethign like well i told my gf id call her about no so it was cool talking to u and we should hang out soem time or soemthing. with no intentions f course lol.

If I know I am never going to see her again, I'll flirt back somewhat. Then I think it probably made her day.

I would like it if I was an ugly guy and a hot girl hit on me.

Me speakee no english.

Man i worked with one that was just throwing the book on me, i literally should be deemed a saint for not telling this girl off to her face. This bitch killed my chance with another girl(i was setting up for an offensive) she comes up and says some dumb shit and i get minorly pissed and say something thats funny/rude. Its like thanks now that i look like a asshole... I could have went outside and just yelled my lungs out.

fake phone number / gtfo asap

jesus christ, learn how to spell you stupid fuck

as for the ugly girl, i'd just be nice to her... wouldn't show much interest, but wouldn't be an asshole to her either.

i flirt back, and then eventually sex her up becuz i know its the only chance ill ever get with a girl.

Have sex with them. Pussy is pussy. Your only alive once.

i just be myself. besides ugly girls have hot friends and hanging out with the ugo gets you right into her circle of friends. i can't tell when girls are hitting on me unless they're really pouring it on though. but there's been a few times where it was pretty oviouse and i had to be an asshole or just gtfo.

I would but I have to be on the next train to bermuda.--My favorite

http://www.totse.com/en/ego/literary_genius/101nos.html

i was at this dance, but didn't want to dance with anyone, so i got a bag of reeses pieces, and whenever some girl came up and asked, i said

"no. i'm eatin reeses."

Best excuse evar. I need to bring Reese's pieces to a party, just for that, but for some reason eating excessive amounts of candy and drinking a lot of beer doesn't sound good together...

wow some real fuckin asshole responses here. just because they dont meet your standards doesnt warrant you shitting on em. when a girl hits on/likes me that im not really feeling, i just try to turn her off usually. the majority of decent looking girls i know are horrible people once you get to know them.

Only alive once? How the hell does that mean I should fuck an ugly bitch? I'd rather spend my time aiming higher.

lawl

I'd flirt right back. It sounds like it would be interesting.
And it would make my boyfriend jealous.

This. Pray to God she's not an athletic ugly girl.

Most are :(

Steer the conversation away from anything sexual and talk for a while.

Some girls don't like that because it doesn't end with penis. That's not my problem.

Talk to them like I would talk to anyone else.

I flirt back. What will I do when they make a move? Dunno, hasn't happened yet, I'll probably just make up some excuse off the top of my head and GTFOT.

i just try to be nice to uglys cause they hit on me alot and then tell them im taken though im not really :(

Whew, I'm glad I'm too ugly to ever have to worry about this becoming a problem.

If they are pretty cool, I will probably try to be their friend.

If I don't find a girl physically attractive, then I wont date her. Reason is because my taste for girl's looks is very different from the "standard" definition of "attractive". I have thought some girls were absolutely beautiful while most guys said they were ugly as shit.

Really a girl's personality can change the way I see them physically.

Having pounded some serious dogs in my time I have to say:

Do not choose poorly.

Take that for what its worth, I don't know what it means.

The six magic words:

"I'm not gay, but I'll learn!"
--KP

Basically what I was thinking when I clicked on this thread.

Go for it. Ugly is better than nothing at all, ever.

You never "flirt back a little" to an ugly girl.

Even pity flirting is a no no with uglies or fatties.

Because; If everyone gave a little pity flirt to an ugly person just to make them feel good then you get a bunch of ugly girls who think they are better then what they actually are. This means fat chicks wearing tube tops and ugly girls wearing short shorts and trying to play hard to get.

The only worse then a fat/ugly girl is a fat/ugly girl with high self-esteem.

That's funny, because I do the exact opposite.

I never compliment attractive females, because they just don't need it. They already get it from practically every other guy out there, so they all know they can have their pick of the litter at the drop of a hat.

On the other hand, I feel bad for ugly/fat chicks so I do compliment them.

That's funny, because I do the exact opposite.

I never compliment attractive females, because they just don't need it. They already get it from practically every other guy out there, so they all know they can have their pick of the litter at the drop of a hat.

On the other hand, I feel bad for ugly/fat chicks so I do compliment them.

same

I barely compliment pretty girls anymore because they hear that shit all the time, i'd hate to be another one of the sheep.

ignore them

What do you do when ugly girls hit on you?

Hot girl hits on me : end every sentence with "in accordance to the prophecy" to see if she's got a personality to match.

Ugly girl hits on me : end every sentence with "in accordance to the notification requirements of megan's law," to see if she's got redeeming qualities.

i tell them i have aids

OR, like I did last time, TELL THEM YOU'RE GAY! Seriously, I had this UGLY hardcore catholic trying to get with me, and I just wasn't having it. I couldn't escape her either, she kept coming over to me in college!

Eventually I told her that I was "going out to see my boyfriend tonight" and that we're going to have some "good times".

Man, she was repulsed and broken. I loved it.

Zaknafein.

"I suffer from priapism"

I like this one.

If I'm never going to see the guy again, I'll usually laugh in a flirty manner and start a conversation.

If I know the guy, I usually try to keep it on a friendly level, and go out of my way to make sure I'm not leading him on.

Tell them you have Angelman's and you don't want to get her infected. By the time she finds out what it is she'll have gotten the message.