...Met her off faceparty, got talking, had been talking for a few weeks on msn, anyway she sent me a few pictures and she looked good, but they where only of her face upclose, but i thought fuck it, anyway, i went round hers last night..

:-O

her mate was there and it was her mate who answered the door to me, she was fucking gorgeous, while this girl who i had been talking to for weeks was on the sofa hiding her body under a bed duvet with just hear head visible, everytime she got up i could tell she was hiding it because she would position it and hold the duvet in my direction so i couldn't see HOW FUCKING FAT SHE WAS.

Fuck me, she was about a size 20, jesus christ. She looked a right mess.

Anyway i was stuck there as i got the last train from my neck of the woods to hers, walking home was out of the question as the area she lived in is considered the wild west. So i had to sleep there over night and come back in the morning, i watched the film the beach, which was on in the early hours of the morning and then headed off to bed and she followed me, she said i could sleep in the big bed so i said yeah ok, got in and then she came in and got in with me, and you know how fat people sweat alot? she was dripping under the covers and she put her head up against my cheek and the sweat off her forehead went onto my cheek, at that point i turned into a homosexual.

She stunk of BO, i couldn't sleep with that in the bed, so i got up and said right i'm going downstairs to get a drink, when really all i wanted to do was go and talk to her gorgeous mate who was downstairs on the computer - she was stunning. Anyway this fat bird followed me downstairs, she wouldn't leave me alone with her mate - i wonder why.

Anyway i fell asleep on the sofa, woke up with a stiff neck but it was worth it - better than sleeping in a bed with a tub of BO smelling jelly. Rang a taxi first thing and got the fuck out of there.

Moral of the story - if you are thinking of meeting up with some girl off the net - make sure she sends you one of all of her body - doesn't have to be naked, just so you know if shes hiding her weight to you, hell, she even told me she had a size 10 figure, i'm sure she had a typo there, should of been 20.

Good day.

Hahahahhahahahaa. Good one.

Mind giving us a link to her myspace/something else or just a pic?

her gorgeous mate who was downstairs on the computer - she was stunning.

I bet she's the one baiting guys for her fat friend. She probably got a kick out of it.

That is just terrible man. I don't trust online images, girls can even hide their weight on webcam. It STINKS!

I'm not a fan of meeting people online. The only girls I speak to online are girls i know from school or have met parties. I think the whole consept og meeting people online is stupid. I tell most randoms to GTFO!

Hahaha good story. You shoulda told the fat fuck to go be fat somewhere else and then swooped up her friend off into the bedroom

I give that story a B+. Very wise moral, don't commit to anything until all the cards are on the table, at least you didn't ask her out to eat.

ROFl, that reminds me about meeting someone online at a hotel, and when I get in there she's this skinny whore, wanting me to pay her, saying its an escort service, so I gtfo of there.

Great story, but a real man would've fucked her anyway.

The moral of the story? Fat chicks always have hot friends.

That made my day! Ahahaha! If it was me I would have spent the night hanging around town. Assuming the area had a decent night life and I didn't have work/school the next day. You should have raided that bitch's fridge. It's already been said but a pic would go great with your story.

lol that almost made me nauseous.

Reminds me of this one girl i met of the internet. She looked pretty decent, and had full body pics. She was a total slut, but i was looking for it so i had her come over...

OMG she was like the shortest person i had ever met xD..... I made sure to only see her a couple of times after that lol.

Additional moral of story: Make sure full body shot has some sort of reference to judge hight!

Give us the link to her profile. It has to be done.

MYSPACE ANGLES!

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You shoulda told her to get a shower cos she stank the place out, then run for the hot friend.