So now I'm in college one year earlier than schedule.. where are the chicks that are supposed to be riding my dick? I go to class four days a week, where the professor rambles on about their subject, then I come home.. wait for my high school friends to get out of school..

There's no chance for me to meet new people, where am I going wrong with this?

How do I even meet new chicks? Everyone in my English class is ugly, in math class the only good looking chick is a redhead, and the only female I talk with since college is a pretty faced MILF who has four kids!

What keys do I turn to get a sex frenzied naive chick sucking on the fatty?

Lastly, do these chicks even volunteer? I planned to volunteer, but not if there aren't extra benefits..

You going to a community college or some kind of podunk university? Because it doesn't sound like you got very far out of town if you're still hanging out with your high school friends.

Yeah, I am.

The classes have around 25 students, but the college has 22,000 students.

You need to find out about parties in the campus dorms or in the general area. Then you have to actually approach people.

You don't just automatically get laid by going to college...

Yeah, that's part of it there... with smaller classes, there's less opportunity to meet people just by showing up. Socialize with people your age at the university more and find out where people hang out. That's not gonna guarantee you sex or anything, because if you have some kind of whack idea that being in college equals easy pussy, you're going to lose.

You gotta DO WORK, you cant get action without putting in the necessary effort. Unless you got $100's hanging out of ur zipped, you gotta face the truth.

haha go to a fucking university. that's where it's at. I just started, and I go to a smaller uni and it's still fucking crazy.

exactly. you can't just go to class then go straight home and expect to get laid.

you're not going to find a girl who will suck you off during class.

you need to actually spend time at the school meeting people instead of just going home and hanging out with your highschool friends.

never mind a blowjob during class

i guess i'll get involved in some activities..

I always seem to find the nymphs. Go to indie shows and get high with people, the invite them back to your place and drink.

Partys, Drugs, and the rest will follow.

I cant tell if your serious or not... your saying you expect to get laid by going to class then going home after class to hang out with your high school friends. Try socializing after class or going to the library to study or just walk around campus and talk to people. Find out about parties and shit, and then go to them and meet even more people.

For me college was the best thing that happened to me. I am your stereotypical frat boy though. I got drunk all the time, hollered and hooted and women, and oddly enough, got laid.

Now I'm trying to tone down the hollering and hooting, but it's still not too bad. As long as you make an effort, you should be getting laid regularly.

If not, start porking fatties.

If not, start porking fatties.

Words to live by. Seriously, just approach some women. They aren't going to come to you.

what... do you think that there are going to be naked girls lying on your bed waiting to fuck your brains out when you get home, just because you go to college?

Thank you Totse - this thread is absolutely amazing. I've laughed the whole way through it.

Basically, the answer lays within what everyone else has been saying - socialise with as many people as you can, use myspace/msn to your advantage and your contacts will increase exponentially. Then proceed to talk to people, find out about parties/gigs and you're bound to end up with someone.

Or just throw a house party at your place, and the people who you know are crazy partygoers... Ask a few people to invite some sluts and bang, there you go.

Trust me, house parties at your place = sex. If you're the host and can't get a shag at your own party, there's something wrong - it's just so fucking easy.

Wow. You douchebag.

Who gets fucking pussy going to a community college? CC's are just like highschool, except you have people between 20 and 50 years old going. There aren't any college parties because there are no dorms, you dumb shit. Quit failing at life and go to a university.

Seriously, if you can't go to a place full of drunk girls who are experiencing their first time away from home, and find one to stick your pencil in, you're a fucking homo. It's like... picking on retarded kids. You just can't miss, man.

You mean that ISN'T the norm? *scratches head*

If you can't get laid in college, turn your dick in.

HANG OUT AT THE COLLEGE. find people playing hackey sack and just ask if you can join in. buy one and practice so u dont look foolish/like a tool. once uve been playing for a while ask if anyone wants to find a party or somethin

dude, nobody plays hackey sack anymore.

dude, nobody plays hackey sack anymore.

I DO!!!!

Lots of people play hackey sack...

And if you're not getting laid, it's 'cuz you're not working for it.

Well if you still hang out with your highschool friends, you could start fucking highschool girls.

But thats pretty sad man.

Community college rules for the first two years, which is what I'm doing. It's so fucking cheap, has smaller classes, and you don't have to do all the campus bullshit while you're getting the required classes out of the way. Then you transfer to university for your major, unless you aren't going to community college by choice but rather because the universities don't want you. In that case, you're fucked. The people in my area are kind of disillusioned with the university here though, probably different elsewhere.

Anyway, the girls at my college are mostly hot, but then I live in an area renowned for its female scenery. I seriously doubt that your college is lacking in ladies. They don't have to be in your classes. My personal favorite is the smoking area...they ask you for a light and you hook them.

Shit man, you could probably get a lot of girls from your old high school just because you're in college early. There are so many possibilities, you're just not seeing them.

Yeah dude you just need to meet people. Hang around campus.

Your biggest issue is probably that you don't live in the dorms. It's THE place to meet people. I just started college this month, living in the dorms, and 90% of the people I've met live in the dorms. Yeah it sucks for partying (since we cant party in the dorms) but if you know just a few people with their own places, then its party time. And its awesome, EVERYTIME I GET DRUNK i end up with at least one new phone #. Even if its not some ho ass girl you can call up, its still a new person you met, who you can call sometime and meet even more people with.

I have friends going to the same uni as me that dont live in the dorms, and they hate it here. Why? They complain just like you, that there isnt any parties, or they cant find anything to do. Like seriously, its been THREE FUCKING WEEKS you can't expect to be ballin at this time. So they already plan on transfering to a different school just because they ahve friends there. I mean its college, the thing is to MEET NEW PEOPLE not have it be a continuation of high shcool.

You need to drop the high school friends and go meet people man.

High school chicks tho, thats another story. They love the college guys for some reason. I'd just rather not go to jail so I tend to stay away.

Look man, if you have the intuition for it, you can pick out the chicks that really just wanna fuck a couple times and forget the way your face looks. Really, once you can see when a chick is into you, you can see the bottom of the barrel is into you. For you, that's probably a good starting point. If not, HAHAHAHAHAHA then man you can't get laid for shit.

I'm drunk and such, so I apologize of this is harsh. Get over it, forest gump.

join a club....thats a good way to meet new people. either you can meet chicks there, or you can at least meet new people who probably know about some parties... join a frat.