Ok, this may be a little hard to explain, but I'll try my best to make you understand.

When I jack off a lot, the large portions of semen are used up, so I only put out a little bit. Sometimes this little bit gets kind of...stuck. Not hard to get out, but I just push the muscles (?) in my dick and it squirts out, but if I leave it, it just stays there. Well, yesterday I left it. I waited a bit too long, and I couldn't get it out, it went back down, so I quickly jacked off and brought myself to another orgasm, then it spewed out.

My question, is what would happen if I don't squirt it out, and it goes back in? Will it dry up and screw up my dick? I noticed the second time I masturbated, it felt quite strange (Yes, I have masturbated consecutively before, my highest being 3 in a row, so I know what it feels like, this was different). I just masturbated, this is the next day, and I feel fine.

Anyone know, or at least, have any ideas?

IANADOLST, but AFAIK, It just gets reabsorbed.

Worst case scenario is it dries up in your urethra, and when you go to pee next, it sprays out like when you hold your thumb in front of a hose

Honestly, it might feel a little better when you jerk off, if you didn't do it 3 times in a row. As far as your problem, just squeeze the shit out man. Might take you 2 seconds and it will prevent you from aiming for the toilet and pissing all over the wall.

Oh, my god man your dick is going to fall off if you keep doing that, don't you know what happens if semen goes back up inside you, your body gets confused, and thinks you a girl so your dick goes back in and you get a vagina.

If you actually believe this you should be checked out by a Ph.D immediately.

Thanks guys, I didn't think of the fact that it would be cleaned out when I piss.

I know that it feels better the bigger the gap in time I masturbate, but just sitting in front of the computer, porn accessible at the click of a button, sometimes it's hard not to masturbate unless I'm really occupied in work or something. I have two porn tabs on my browser right this moment.

How old are you?

How old are you?

Something about that is funny as hell.

I Am Not A Docter Or Lsomething Ssomething Tsomething?

I Am Not A Docter Or Lsomething Ssomething Tsomething?

I Am Not A Doctor Or Licensed Sex Therapist.

On-the-fly acronym generation ftw.

This is the funniest post I'v seen in quite some time!