I got a free lambskin condom in the mail today. It says it doesn't protect from stds, so I had no real use for it. I was going to use it for fapping so there would be no need for kleenex, but I opened it and decided that theres no way that nasty, greasy, sheep intestine was going anywhere near my cock.

Lambskin condoms FTL.

OK so... How exactly did you get it for free, I mean did you actually ASK for it??? If so... Why?

baaaaaaaaaa?

The free stuff thread.

Fair enough man, But again I've got to ask...
WHY?

I know a couple of people who are allergic to latex.

It's not worth the risk fucking around and using latex anyway. There's synthetics far better than lambskin, but still, it's one alternative.

one word... Nitrile
stuff using dead sheep guts! Thats just a bit gross

Haha, don't even warn the girl. "So how did that feel?" "Great." "Guess what I used?" ".... what?" "*explain*"

Oh, or better yet, another version of riding the bronco. "There are lamb intestines wrapped around my dick!"

It's like fucking a sheep, only without that musty wet wool smell.

There are a coupla people in here who would LOOOVE that

Half the fun of fucking a sheep is catching it first :p