who wants them? how many? boys or girls?

Not I!

Well, I say that now, but that's just because I know how much money they end up costing you, and how they shit all over the place and cry and stuff.

But I know eventually I will want a little clone of me, at least for the entertainment value. I suppose their childlike wonder for life is refreshing to see when you're an adult and the world is blasé and depressing.

They don't know what's coming :)

I already have one little fucker running around, more than enough.

He's a boy, 1 1/2 years old.

Hmm.. possibly 3, I dunno. 2 boys and 1 girl to keep the wife happy.

I wouldn't mind having a girl. I wouldn't want a boy though, for fear he'd become a fuck up.

...When are pedo jokes coming?

I'm dissapointed, totse.

No kids. Only aborted fetuses in coffee tins for me, thanks.

Eventually, yeah, I think I'd like to have kids.

At least a daughter.

Not a son, though, because I'd be afraid of him turning out like me, and that's not good for anyone.

Can't
or rather

I don't think it would be good for my career....the gf I'm currently with wants kids....

But perhaps when I'm like 40 something, and have completed all my life goals, and I've acquired a lovely stash of cash....maybe one.... a boy. Maybe a boy and a girl.

i want a son just so i could smoke weed with him and be a badass dad.

My dad smokes around me and he's far from badass. I'd rather he got his hippie ass a good job and started doing constructive things with his life.

Hell, I have hippie "cool" parents and I turned out to be a criminology major going into law enforcement (investigations). Doesn't always turn out how you think it will.

edit- I kinda sounded anti-drugs, which isn't true. I'm just anti-my dad only getting high all day when making rent is a problem.

Honestly, I'd like to have two boys. The eldest I'd feminize into a beautiful T-girl, the younger I would leave as is. :)

I want 3 boys. and some girls. i dont mind how many kids as long as i have some.

i've even chosen names... Axel, Ezekiel and Xavior i like names like that. yes i know i'm weird

Maybe when I'm 40-50 I'll want a kid. Otherwise, fuck em, good for nothing money-drains. I'd rather bitches, hos, and drugs.

And yeah, no daughters. I don't know how to raise girls except for following closely behind her with a shotgun and shooting all men who get within 3 feet of her. With a boy, I'd give him a box of condoms on his 10th birthday and tell him to have fun.

And yeah, no daughters. I don't know how to raise girls except for following closely behind her with a shotgun and shooting all men who get within 3 feet of her. With a boy, I'd give him a box of condoms on his 10th birthday and tell him to have fun.

Yeah daughters are God's punishment for being male.

We always wanted a little 'princess' but now I'm glad we only had boys.

Yeah daughters are God's punishment for being male.

We always wanted a little 'princess' but now I'm glad we only had boys.

I know myself. I know other men. There's no way a woman can grow up in today's society and not be a whore at 14 unless it's some miracle. If you are too controlling she rebels and fucks everyone to spite you. If you don't set any rules she fucks everyone because she can.

Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

And if you thought I was a jealous boyfriend, wait until I have a daughter. Something tells me date night will be me on the roof with a high powered rifle ready to blow off a guy's head if he tries anything funny.

Love kids as long as they're not mine and I don't have to deal with them.

One boy...One girl...One day!

Plenty of people say I'd be a good dad...I think I would too.

One day though!

I know myself. I know other men. There's no way a woman can grow up in today's society and not be a whore at 14 unless it's some miracle. If you are too controlling she rebels and fucks everyone to spite you. If you don't set any rules she fucks everyone because she can.

Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

And if you thought I was a jealous boyfriend, wait until I have a daughter. Something tells me date night will be me on the roof with a high powered rifle ready to blow off a guy's head if he tries anything funny.

I get really confused as to why fathers feel the need to try and stop their daughters having sex?

Is this some kind of freudian jealousy shit?

I honestly don't get it...

I get really confused as to why fathers feel the need to try and stop their daughters having sex?

Is this some kind of freudian jealousy shit?

I honestly don't get it...I think it's more of a protective thing.

You don't want to see your little girl get her heart broken by some asshole, or worse, you know?

I had a weird moment the other day.
I got this urge to have a kid with my girlfriend, because theyd be adorable.
Im 16, shes 15.
I had to to slap myself for that.
It was fucking retarded, i dont want kids, theyre scary, i mean, if i fuck up, i also fuck it up for them.

Mmm kids...

I fear they wouldnt recognise me. :)

Of course, who doesn't want kids? It's unnatural to me to not want to have kids.

I would want at least two, maybe three. Close in age and a boy and a girl would be perfect.

I'd like kids someday. I'd rather have just boys, but either works. 1-2. Everyone tells me I'll make a really great mom, but I guess we'll have to see.

Mm, I plan to adopt at least 1. (preferably a boy at this point) And maybe have one with whomever I marry. However the adoption is a must for me. But that won't be till I'm at least 30-33 or so. I want to be settled with my degrees and career.

I've got one girl,she's about 8 months old now, and 9 boys, the eldest 8 years old,another one around 2 years old, two twins who are now a year old and a couple who are ten months old, and another two twins who are coming up to 4 months.
I've also just adopted another boy,he's very young, very small, I'd say around 3 weeks old. Someone or something ripped off his ears and then abandoned him. The adoption papers should be coming through any day.

Poor baby :(

I...think... someday I'd want 2.
Both boys, or a boy and a girl and not too far apart. Age wize.

Moving to Headshrinkers...

I've love to have babies some day. They'd be the lights in my life, most precious babies ever.

if I knocked up a bitch right now I'd definately pay someone to punch her in the stomach or stick a coathanger up her cunt.


A guy I chill with got a girl preggers and his friend punch her in the gut and aborted it because she was blackmailing him.

I've love to have babies some day. They'd be the lights in my life, most precious babies ever.Consider this an open invitation to my sperms.

Anytime you want.if I knocked up a bitch right now I'd definately pay someone to punch her in the stomach or stick a coathanger up her cunt.


A guy I chill with got a girl preggers and his friend punch her in the gut and aborted it because she was blackmailing him.

Ya'll niggers be rolling hardcore up in Halifax, eh?

I want 2, I don't care, just two. Growing up as an only child sucks despite all the "spoiling" I get.

i read "who wants to kill them?"

m, i would like some i guess, if i get married and find someone to have kids with.
but i don't want o be pregnant or actually give birth. giving birth sounds horrible and frightening ):

Meh, no kids for me.

I'd definetly want kids some day... I just feel like I'd be great with kids... and I had actually people confirming that.

Off course, at 26 and in a relationship, I am closer to geting kids then most Totseans ;)

My gf and I agreed that 4 would be nice. I'd prefer a boy first, for the simple reason that first born girls can be too bossy... That does not mean I'd love a girl less!!

My gf agrees on the number 4... The great thing is, in Poland you normally have a strict list of names to choose from... Really, no foreign choices... Unless you marry a foreigner.... Yah, my Polish girl loves me ;)

Names?
Sean, Steven, Elisabeth, Karen ... We'll see.

Meh, no kids for me.

You may not be planning on having any, but I give you 5 years before you're knocked up, out of school, and living in a studio apartment with the drummer for a Jane's Addiction cover band.

Ya'll niggers be rolling hardcore up in Halifax, eh?

I ain't no fuckin monkey.

Though that guy is a black alcoholic...

Off course, at 26 and in a relationship, I am closer to geting kids then most Totseans ;)
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Seeing as most of totse hasn't yet managed to lose its virginity...

You may not be planning on having any, but I give you 5 years before you're knocked up, out of school, and living in a studio apartment with the drummer for a Jane's Addiction cover band.

You say this like it is a bad thing?

I'd like kids, but it depends on the woman. I refuse to have a child with a bad mother.

You say this like it is a bad thing?

Of course it's not. I love Jane's Addiction.

Off course, at 26 and in a relationship, I am closer to geting kids then most Totseans ;)


Why such the low blow?

I like kids if they're disciplined and respectful. I like their innocence and purity and shit. I think it could be very rewarding to be a parent. If I was I'd go all the way. Homeschooling until highschool, teach them a few foreign languages, involve them in social clubs and shit. Try to teach them as much awesome shit as possible, and give them the benefit of my experience. I'd want to give them as many opportunities and possible, and give them lots of structure and love and shit.

I used to think it wouldn't be worth the energy. But I like kids, and I like teaching people things, or showing them awesome things about the world. I could see being a good parent when the time comes.

Lol, bitch is talking about rats.

Moving to Headshrinkers...

:P

i read "who wants to kill them?"

m, i would like some i guess, if i get married and find someone to have kids with.
but i don't want o be pregnant or actually give birth. giving birth sounds horrible and frightening ):

Weak.

I ain't no fuckin monkey.

Though that guy is a black alcoholic...

Oh you're a monkey alright, a very stupid one at that.

You say this like it is a bad thing?

This should be your motto.

I'd like kids, but it depends on the woman. I refuse to have a child with a bad mother.

Lord, you won't know if a woman is a good mother or not until she has kids. If she is bad, it is up to you to help her with her motherly duties. How can you be so dense? I mean I guess you do mean well...

this!