Im a full time college student.

Im on 3 years probation

I only have 1 day a week thats free

Im a convicted fellon

I live with my mom and probally will for 1 more year

And all my money goes to court fines. SO basically im broke




IS there any hope for me. Or am i gonna be alone for a while. There are alot of good things about me such as im a nice guy, not bad looking, in good shape.....ect.


Basically what im asking is my lack of free time and money gonna prevent something here? Or is there a hippi chick who isnt a hardcore drug addict for me? I dont care about weed. I just caint smoke it

1.) Learn to speak Russian.

2.) Sneak into Russia aboard a cargo freighter.

3.) Rob an expensive jewelry stores then return to your country of origin with the loot.

4.) ??????

5.) PUSSY!

Simple plan, no? Do it.

Dude, what did you do?
Im afraid this thread cant carry on without that information
I wont alllow it