I was wondering if i could get sick from some sort of bacteria or some other nasty shit if i eat out this girl i met (she has no STD's). Its just the thought that frightens me.. all the bacteria from urine, period blood .. GOD KNOWS WHAT.. all coming from that vag.

So is it worth it, or should i save myself a trip to the doctor..

I...you...and..what?

No.

I mean.

Goddamn, don't hear anything like this often. If the girl showers, like, weekly, at least. You will be fine. It's not like you are sucking out a festering stab wound from a used needle here.

Generally lady parts are very sanitary. As it were. If the girl is clean, so will her downstairs be.

If I've just fed a troll, it's because I'm really too amazed to tell the difference.

OP? Eat out your ma. If you don't get sick? Then eat your girl.

Son, print this, put it in an envelope, save it ten years. Ten years from now you will open it, read it, and ask, "Was I ever that fucking stupid?"

No. The only threat of harm from carpet munching is the danger of getting your head squeezed as she has the best orgasm she's ever had.

The only threat of harm from carpet munching is the danger of getting your head squeezed as she has the best orgasm she's ever had.

what about the scars from her claws
err... nails

What about the hairs in his teeth? If'n she don't shave right down to the flaps of beef?

I dont know if this is correct or not but back at high school i was told a vagina was cleaner than a mouth bacteria wise. Assuming the girl showers everyday.

^^ Oh and providing shes not a dirty gengar either haha no j/k. Eating a girl is one of the first things i think of when checking out girls. If i cant eat her out i couldnt imagine having a relationship with her.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This thread is pure fucking win baby! I'm still laughing.

Keep the replies coming!

Yea you can can ill by eating out some nasty ass tasting pussy belonging to sluts. You should stay away from girls like that.

Maybe if you're allergic to fish...

Hahaha.

Maybe you'd get sick if she likes to fuck herself with cheese and doesn't shower or wash for months at a time.

yes you can get very ill, also the pupils in your eyes may start to fade and you could go blind.

dont forget the hairy palms

Um...there several STDS you can get via cunnlingus. Herpes, HPV, and one or two others that were proven. Dont do it unless you know the bitch, OR you can listen to the 13 yr olds on totse. That will get you SUPER far!

If you get sick, you might be allergic to vaginas.

You are left with very few options here. The most obvious is to suck it up and be gay.

What is so hard to believe about this thread? I have the same problem. I'm a hardcore germaphobe and hypochondriac with severe OCD.

I have yet to eat a girl out, and, personally, I'd rather never have to.

And yes, I know there are probably more germs inside the mouth or some weird statistic like that, so kissing should be worse... But it just feels different going down there.

Trust me, for someone who washes their hands upwards of 20 times a day, the thought of getting the face all in that area is a bit frightening to say the least...

^QFT.

Also, you might become nauseated--tossing your cookies on her wussie would not be a cool move.

This thread also reminds of the good days in the army when my buddies got an escort and buddy wanted to live out his fantasy.. basically the hoe got fucked by my buddy, then another buddy got a mars chocolate bar, started putting it in her pussy, took it out and ate the fucking thing... Nastiest shit i saw in my life

I really wouldn't mind doing that...

EDIT: Wait no, that's nasty, because you're other friend had just fucked her...

if she takes a shower daily, then you don't have a problem. if she is a hooker that does it with everyone who pays a penny to fuck her, then you'll be screwed:p

Gadzooks, I just gotta say from the bottom of my heart....THANK YOU! Thanks for all the help in me getting all the pussy I did in my past. Its guys like you that made it so much easier for me to pick up, keep, and through word of mouth referalls (no pun intended) from friends get even MORE women. If a pussy munching maniac like me got a hold of an ex of yours, they would treat me like some kind of orgasm GOD!. Appreciate all the help! Keep on keepin on......

To the OP, it sounds to me you are just scared and looking for any excuses. Call me lucky, stupid, whatever.....but I've gone down on dozens upon dozens of women, some of them just casual fucks and quite a few I met just hours before. I NEVER got anything like you or anyone else here described. The only thing I ever suffered was pain in the sides of my jaw from eating pussy too long. Just dive in and enjoy! : )

Gadzooks, I just gotta say from the bottom of my heart....THANK YOU! Thanks for all the help in me getting all the pussy I did in my past. Its guys like you that made it so much easier for me to pick up, keep, and through word of mouth referalls (no pun intended) from friends get even MORE women. If a pussy munching maniac like me got a hold of an ex of yours, they would treat me like some kind of orgasm GOD!. Appreciate all the help! Keep on keepin on......

You're a douche. I can't help my fear of germs.

Anyway, I could care less how you would make any of my exes feel by getting down on your knees to please. For one thing, my cock has already been there, so why you would find anything attractive about imagining your mouth where my cock has been, I will never understand.

And secondly, it's not like refusing to eat pussy has prevented me from getting laid in the past... So you just keep on doing that all you want. I'll just stick to fucking.

You're a douche. I can't help my fear of germs.

Anyway, I could care less how you would make any of my exes feel by getting down on your knees to please. For one thing, my cock has already been there, so why you would find anything attractive about imagining your mouth where my cock has been, I will never understand.

And secondly, it's not like refusing to eat pussy has prevented me from getting laid in the past... So you just keep on doing that all you want. I'll just stick to fucking.


You CAN help your fear of germs, you are just so lost in your twisted mind that you don't have the courage to do so. Blah, blah, blah.....you got laid in the past, its not like that is some major accomplishment. The fact is I have so many more resources at my disposal in how to pleasure, keep, and get more chicks.....that the quality AND quantity of my one night stands or serious relationships are exponentially better than yours. Now go count how many steps it is from your keyboard to the bathroom and after washing your hands for exactly 48 seconds, all the while keep pretending to yourself that your amazingly psychotic quirks doesn't indeed inhibit and detract relationships you have with women.

You CAN help your fear of germs, you are just so lost in your twisted mind that you don't have the courage to do so. Blah, blah, blah.....you got laid in the past, its not like that is some major accomplishment. The fact is I have so many more resources at my disposal in how to pleasure, keep, and get more chicks.....that the quality AND quantity of my one night stands or serious relationships are exponentially better than yours. Now go count how many steps it is from your keyboard to the bathroom and after washing your hands for exactly 48 seconds, all the while keep pretending to yourself that your amazingly psychotic quirks doesn't indeed inhibit and detract relationships you have with women.

If it were as simple as you say it is, I would do something about my fear of germs. But it's not. I've been on all kinds of medications, I've been in mental hospitals, seen tons of doctors. Nothing has worked. (I'm scared of more than just germs, by the way).

Anyway, I don't really care that you think you might have "exponentially better" quality relationships and one night stands. (Although, I'm sure the 'exponentially' is a bit of an exaggeration.

I've had to compensate for my inability in other ways, and it has worked. So I'll just keep doing things the way I always have, unless some miraculous cure for my condition drops from the sky. Then, yeah, I might be happy to put my mouth in such a compromising position.

One time I puked when I found out that the girl I had just eaten out had her period as I was fingering her earlier. I had period juice on my face which we saw when the lights came on. I promptly puked on her. :(

She deserved it though... Fucking menstruating bitch.

Haha, I don't know why but the thought of getting food poisoning from eating a girl out is making me lol.

lmao thats nasty.

I like to eat my girlfriend out, but she has a thing about dicks. She don't want to hold one or put one in her mouth, it sucks...Or doesn't is more the problem.

hahahaha entertainment

lmao thats nasty.

I like to eat my girlfriend out, but she has a thing about dicks. She don't want to hold one or put one in her mouth, it sucks...Or doesn't is more the problem.

That my friend is the fucking problem with some bitch's these days, they expect for us to eat their pussies yet they are disgusted to suck you off, or even give you a hand job.. Man drop that bitch?? Did you even fuck her yet??

I actually went out with a bitch before who i ate out for the longest time, then i turned around and expected her to suck me off, all she said is eww when i had my dick in my hand and forcing it near her face.. She fucking pissed me off. Her pussy tasted good but not worth it if you don't get anything back.

To the germaphobe idiot, shut the fuck up you idiot and eat some pussy dumbshit.