I've heard a ton of guys, including myself, say this before, only for the girl to completely forget about them and never speak again.

What if one of those girls all of a sudden apologized and wanted to be apart of your life after a long period of time without speaking? What would you do? Tell her to fuck off, ignore it, or at least give friendship another chance?

If you're one of those people who complains about posts being too long, stop reading here because that was the gist of it. But if you want the full story than proceed....


Nearly a year ago, I kinda was seeing this girl. We were more friends than anything else, but kinda dated. All my friends thought she was banging hott so I liked that about her, even though I sensed she was trouble.

Anyway, one night we go out drinking. We start out at a restaurant so she can get food. I ordered a beer, her and her friend ordered a bunch of food, I ask the waiter for a split bill. I pay for my beer plus tip, and I assume they pay their bill.

Fast forward a few hours later. I'm leaving the bars downtown and I get pulled over. I'm freaking out because the only thing I can think of is that this cop must have saw me leaving the bar, and not only was I drunk but I'm also underaged. The cop cuffs me and throws me in the back of his car, and tells me that I'm under arrest for skipping on my bill at the restaurant. Eventually I figure it out and explain to the cop what must have happened; he gives me an ultimatum: pay the bill or spend the night in jail. I opt for paying the bill.

I call up the girl, she tells me I'm a drunk dumbass and don't know how to handle cops, and it was my fault. That pretty much ended it there for me. Total bitch move on her part, so fuck her.

Two days later my phone rings, and her name is on the caller ID. Only it's not her, it's someone who had found her phone, and recognized my name in her recent call list. They called me so I could return the phone to its rightful owner.

I come up with a great plan to hold the phone for ransom; she gives me the money she owes me for paying her bill, and I give her the phone back. My genius plan flopped; she called the cops on me and reported it stolen.

Fucked up, right?



This all occured about a year ago, and we haven't spoken since that night. Today out of the blue, I returned home to find that I have a message from her. She apologized and wants to meet up and talk. I'm considering it to see if I can get a blow job out of it...but the right thing seemingly would be to either ignore her or tell her to fuck off.

What should I do?

Tell her to fuck off.

She clearly thinks your an idiot, and wants to milk you for all she can. Just drop her.

that was pretty funny

get blowjob.
then leave.
try not to talk to her again.

This all occured about a year ago, and we haven't spoken since that night. Today out of the blue, I returned home to find that I have a message from her. She apologized and wants to meet up and talk. I'm considering it to see if I can get a blow job out of it...but the right thing seemingly would be to either ignore her or tell her to fuck off.

What should I do?

Mistake, IMO.

Given her history, she'd probably accuse you of rape after the blowjob, and given your record, you'd probably be screwed.

damn, that sucks. it would probably be best to ignore it, but if there's the possibility of head, it's about 50/50.

Tell her to fuck off. It's much more fun that way, plus you get the closure of having the final words in the relationship/nonrelationship.

Honestly, fuck her then stop talking to her. The whole rape thing wont work.

She's probably recently had a breakup or some kind of bad event and sounds like she wants a shoulder to cry on. Either that or she's grown up a little and things are playing on her conscience (as they should be, so I'd let her suffer).

She sounds like she thinks she still has you wrapped around her little finger. If you want to go, then go, but I would be insanely cold to her and make sure you don't give her an inch...she sounds incredibly manipulative.

If I were you, I would tell her if she has something to say then say it over the phone...it's always easier not to fall for a girls manipulation if it's over the phone. Alternatively, just don't go and let her know she needs to move on.

Maybe she's watched too many episodes of My Name Is Earl and you're on her list...

Tell her to fuck off.

You already said yourself, she's trouble. Plus she's probably not expecting that answer.

However if you do go for the blow job, if theres no full on signs of you getting some on the first day, tell her to fuck off the next

I say you patch things up..so to say..over the next few days. Then offer to take her to dinner...Go somewhere expensive and fancy. Half way through get up to go to the bathroom and just leave.

Who knows you might get a blowjob in those few days too.

Two things strike me as slightly egocentric. The "she'll regret leaving me" as though you're some sort of hot commodity, and the assumption she'd give you head.

I mean, maybe she is a total slut, but if you were the cat's meow, you likely wouldn't be dealing with girls like her.

Either way, arrogance isn't sexy. I think if you want to talk to her, go with the intent to discuss things maturely. If you are so painfully amazing that any girl would die to have you and regret leaving you, then don't waste your time and go get yourself a winner.

yup, you're some casanova there killer...get over it fuck the bitch and move on

She's playing you for a cunt, sunshine.

Tell her to take a long walk off a short pier. Or eat shit and die.

You could set up a camera or a video recorder in your room and fuck her in there. But don't say anything pushy at all and all the better if she's on top lol.

Firstly if you are a man and you take a woman to dinner expect to pay. Secondly, holding someone's phone to ransom for something as petty as a meal bill is the kind of thing a twelve year old would do. Thirdly: Don't let this chick use you or think she can use you which is what it looks like she is trying to do.

That's pretty fucking dispicable. How come you had to pay the bill and not her? didnt you have proof?


Do you really want to have any contact with such a treacherous evil cunt?
She's done it twice, she'll do it again.

I'm sure fucking her one last time would be fun, but really. She called the police on you, and got you into trouble. Do you really want to tempt fate and risk her calling the police on you again saying you raped her?
Vaginal bruising+your semen+proof you'd been with her = her shitty rape claim. Which no doubt will fuck you up for a few months untill they deem the case inconclusive and you end up with a bad record and repuation and have to leave the area.

It sounds like she has some spirit.

However, you probably shouldn't bother.

tell her to fuck, if you ask a blowjob, then she might get you arested for raping you:p

Actually I think he did that more because the cops threatened to arrest him if he didn't pay her half of the bill...

Mistake #1.) She blamed you for her penny-pinching mistake that almost landed you in jail.

Mistake #2.) Calling the cops on you when she could have made up for mistake #1.

Bigger mistake: trying to get head and actually ending up in jail because you "raped" her.

To be honest, I think you deserved everything you got. Drink driving ruins lives. If I had my way, people would have a finger lopped off everytime they dared to drive will pissed.

I second this. No need to be an asshole. Just end it right now.

One time when I was piss drunk at a gas station with a couple of friends I decided that I wanted to drive back home because I was really drunk and didn't want the cops to see me walking.

Good reasoning? No. But when somebody is completely trashed they don't have good reasoning. It never occurred to me that I was drunk, that I didn't have a car, or that I shouldn't drive because I don't even have a license.

Its easily possible to be so intoxicated that you don't even realize what your doing is illegal and dangerous. That might make you irresponsible, but it doesn't make you a bad person.

Its easily possible to be so intoxicated that you don't even realize what your doing is illegal and dangerous. That might make you irresponsible, but it doesn't make you a bad person.

True enough. It's running someone over and killing them while you're being irresponsible that makes you a bad person.

I never got cited for driving while under the influence, surprisingly.

I lost her phone number and decided to leave it at.