yeah so hes apparently very horny cuz he complains about having boners all the time in school and hes looking for something to not give him it. suggestions advised

a girlfriend?

Whack off in the morning shower? Or he could try taking a something sharp in his pocket, and when he felt one coming (pun intended), poke his hip so his subconscious would concentrate on the pain rather then sex.

Tell him to have a morning wank. Or otherwise just deal with it, it happens.

tell him to think about unsexy things, like his fat old teacher naked?

'My little brother...'

My favourite is: 'A good friend of mine..'

Unless I interpreted this wrong.

But come on, totse is all but anonymous. No shame in getting a hard on in class, kid.

W0rd.

a girlfriend?

5char

lulz. idk if he has a pretty descent size wang tell him to show it off. I did it all the time and girls would look at it with a big smile on their face and ask for my number =]

thanks for the suggestions, told my bro already. the idea about the sharp pen in the pocket to distract pain was a great idea. it's also the reason why depressed girls cut themselves, when they feel pain they can't feel depressed. but eventually he'll get over the hourly boner stage and will stop doing it.
any otc herbs perhaps?
hes not into pills or drugs of any kind, unlike me

i'm on zoloft and valium. i jerk off once a week. no problems for me, unfortunetly.... :(

Any time he gets one, just imagine your penis as a metal cable and imagine it untwisting. Or, pretend like you're slicing it thinly like a cucumber. A charm.

I used to get them in class...a bj usually fixes that though

Salt peter.

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5char

Hey, what's 5char mean?

Hey, what's 5char mean?

Means you're a newfag.

Salt peter.

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thats what my dad told my brother. i'll look into it more, but its used in explosives so im worried about buying it

it's also the reason why depressed girls cut themselves, when they feel pain they can't feel depressed.

Hehe, yeah. It's so hard being female, 15, upper-middle-class and white. I just wish these fucking African kids would quit their whining...fresh water...give me a break! Someone just posted a mean comment on my MySpace...now who has the worse life?

Fucking Africans!

On the topic, I always found thinking about fat old hairy naked ladies worked a treat.

it's also the reason why depressed girls cut themselves, when they feel pain they can't feel depressed.

LOL fucking idiot.

Means you're a newfag.

lulz, Nietzsche the Acolyte. how's your sister doing?

Salt peter.

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Myth.

A handjob from older sis under the kitchen table while eating Cocoa Pebbles for breakfast couldn't hurt either.

tell him to give it the old tuck up, under the elastic strap of his boxers.

print out a picture of this guy and bring it to school

http://a687.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/89/l_3bb8de9f795db6b3b06a4fb4a49cc806.png

Please don't let this become a meme...

its ok guy we all know this info is for you just come out say it don't be skurr'd





lulz. idk if he has a pretty descent size wang tell him to show it off. I did it all the time and girls would look at it with a big smile on their face and ask for my number =]

and quit lying to make friends

jesus i cant believe no ones mentioned this yet....mother fucking UPTUCK. if your bro is younger- its just hormones i mean you could make him a vegetarian and load him up on soy, but that would fuck up his devolopment and really all that over a boner?

we all dealt with that at some point or another...the uptuck was my fucking best friend in middleschool.

I always think about something really disgusting to get rid off mine like fucking my fucking my ex boss. She was one ugly bitch works everytime

That's one cute guy. Absolutely fuckable, almost looks girlish

On the other hand, learning to wank it through his pant pocket might help. :D

That's one cute guy. Absolutely fuckable, almost looks girlish

On the other hand, learning to wank it through his pant pocket might help. :D

haha fucking sweet. not only does he now have a semi hardon, but hes got a wetspot on his pants thats going to look an awful lot like a toothpaste stain in a few minutes.

ROFL "my lil bro" its probs you but try not jackin off everyday for a week then itll go away.

It doesn't really make sense, because you're suppose to get more horny right? but trust me, it works.

Who cares. Erections are a natural thing. I have boners 24/7 including school. No one has said anything. If they do, its no big deal. Its just blood flowing and your penis becomes hard. I really dont give a shit if people see my dick or myself naked. Its the fucking human body. Grow the fuck up already.

If a chick says anything, just say: "Can you help me get rid of it?" Who knows? Maybe your virgin faggot ass will get lucky.

LOL fucking idiot.

my last girlfriend explained it to me (a year ago, yeah... im pathetic). she cuts her legs so no one sees em, but some idiot doc put her on an antidepressant and i think that started it

i used to imagine slicing my dick in half also! forgot that one...

Myth.

no its not. my dad was in vietnam and they fed ppl salt peter so they wouldnt get dieses or some bullshit. also scared em by saying theyd use a square needle and inject something in their left nut to keep them away from women. true story, believe it or not