witch animal would you fuck?

id say a bear or wolf

but i would have be real drunk or tripping on shrooms if i ever thought or fuck any animal...
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Which animal? Thats easy.

A female human.

A clam....a bearded one!

Inb4lock

You'd probably want to hope that either of those animals was also drunk/stoned whilst you fucked it, else you'd be minus a penis.


I really dont like these threads but as this is S&A I feel that bestiality threads have their place.
I will close this if it gets too out of hand or starts to bring down the wrath of Peta onto Totse.

A dolphin I guess. I don't really know, whichever has the most appealing pussy/asshole. I'm not into bestiality.

I would say a dolphin as well, but because they are the only animal other than humans that has sex for fun.

"All i fuck is chimps and orangutans"

Your mum.

I would fertilise a mermaid's eggs if I would get a blowjob out of it.

You'd probably want to hope that either of those animals was also drunk/stoned whilst you fucked it, else you'd be minus a penis.


i was thinking that.

calf suckin ftw

Probably a sheep. :S

Probably a sheep.

Either that or..you know baby cows right? You know how they suck on anything you put by their mouth and they don't have any teeth? Yeah.


EDIT: Hahahahahah kooper I didn't even see your post.

EDIT 2: Holy shit, didn't even see your post either malicious ahahahahhaha

The sheep would be quite cuddly and nice to feel. One problem is that they seem to be constantly shitting, so I'd end up with a brown dick.

t-rex.

t-rex.

um im gonna guess just so you could say "YEA, Well who hardcore enough to bone a TREX? oh yeah ME!"

Sheep.