this has been going on for about 3 months now and i dont know what to do. nearly every time i masterbate i vomit when i orgasm and get a sharp pain in my head although sometimes i can hold the vomiting back (hardly ever). i've looked on google and all i can find it something about it happening to girls as a one off incident and nothing at all about my situation (im a guy). i've tried every thing i can think of to fix it. i've eaten chalk and taken painkillers and ant acid and even tried tying a rope around my neck to hold the sick down once but all that did was make me choke when i threw up. nothing works.

also i need to keep masterbating because when i dont i have a wet dream and throw up in my sleep and it goes all over me and the bed which is way worse than throwing up when im awake. i've tried this 4 times now and its not the way to go so please dont just say to stop masterbating because its not helpful.

its really affecting my life at the moment and im really dreading whenever i masterbate but i have a really high sex drive and if i dont do it every couple of days i have a wet dream and thats so much worse. at the moment i go to the bathroom and masterbate with my head over the sink and just try to get it over with as quick as possible but i dont want to have to jerk off over the sink for the rest of my life. plus i'm losing wait from not keeping food down and being sick all the time is making my breath smell weird even when i brush my tyeeth and i get stomack cramps. so please does anyone know anything about this??

look on the bright side, at least you don't have regular sex

Thats fucked up

Fapping will temporarily spike your blood pressure which can cause a head ache... A severe enough head ache can cause nausea and vomiting... Not too sure really.

Go see a doctor...

^ what he said ...what do you think will help? This thread or a doctor?

Wasn't there a guy on here not so long ago with the same problem? The OP wouldn't have been looking through old threads now, would he?

You might have high blood pressure, go see a doctar.

Definitely go see a doctor.

Frequent vomiting, IIRC, fucks things up.

Stop thinking about Wendy when you fap, Stan.

i have the same problem except i shit

Doctor. Now.

Good one.

ok i got my mom to book a doctor appointment tomorrow but its apparently for headaches because i couldnt tell her i throw up when i masterbate. i know its not high blood pressure by the way because i had a test for that when i kept stopping breathing in my sleep and my blood pressure is normal.

nathaniel i cant find that thread where some body had the same problem as me but i would really apreciate it if you could find it for me because it wwould be a lot of help.

Meh, I ain't going trawlling through the ancient threads. I'm too lazy. I think it was around June or July time.

Id say definatly go to the doctor if they can't fix it I would definalty probably murder/suicide. Fuck I couldn't imagine that. You couldn't even have good sex unless you found some kinky bitch that was into vomit which could be a little bit hard but not impossible. Damn if I threw up every time I masterbated id definatly have to go apeshit and kill everyone.

ATTENTION: It's spelled MASTURBATION.

Learn it already, dammit.

i heard somewere that some people are genetically are not healthy enough for sex, but could be a rumor.


i know a person that died because he had very high high pressure before sex, and then he went to fuck his wife, he died with his cock in his wifes mouth

What a beautiful way to die.

Wow this is the funniest shit in ages. I love the detail on masturbating over the sink and fear of having to do that for the rest of your life. Don't get the problem fixed, find a girl, fuck her, then puke all over her. You could run your own porn site. I heartily loled when I saw the drunk girl gag on the cock and puke on it, but you could do this over and over.

even if i found a girl who likes being vomited on i really wouldnt want to do it because that doesnt turn me on and being sick isnt nice. the money i would make from vomit pornography is not worth all the discomfort and shame

i'll tell you guys what the doctor says tomorrow ok.

and it happend again :(

well stop faping mate... Jack on something else hhhmm i dunno indigenous porn maybe

This is getting closed cos one we don't do medical threads and two, if you can't spell it then you shouldn't be doing it.