A girl is wanting to mess around tonight, and wants me to come over after her dad goes to sleep and sneak into her room.

I am 17, she is 16.

Her room is right next to her Dad's. This worries me because I don't want to get caught / beaten. I've never met this girl's parents, and they don't allow her to hang out with boys.

So I ask you, totse, Would this be a bad idea? Should we find another place? Or should I just grow some balls and sneak into her room and get a blow job at least?

Let me know your opinion.

Thanks,
ijsmlb :(

just do it.

edit: think about it, she has to live with them for at least 2 more years. she's obviously willing to take the risk that her dad will come in and catch the two of you, so the chances of it happening must be fairly small. even if he does come in and catch you, just run. he's not going to catch you, and you'll never have to see him again.

what do you have to lose?

Why the hell wouldn't you? Think about how much you'd regret it if you didn't.

Even if you do get caught/beaten wouldn't it be a kickass story?

Running would definately be what I would do. I guess it would make for a good story either way.

About running: If he was in the doorway, how the fuck could I get away?

This girl lives 45 mins away. haha. Last time, her parents were out, and they came back 10 mins after I got there.

- ijsmlb :(

You're right. I just need to man up.

I just asked; she doesn't have a lock on her door. Great.

- ijsmlb :(

You're right. I just need to man up.

I just asked; she doesn't have a lock on her door. Great.

- ijsmlb :(

about running away: window, or wait till he comes towards you, then run by him and out the door.

i don't have a lock on my door either. just do it sideways with you behind her, and with both of you under the blanket. like this: http://www.loversguide.com/uploads/RTEmagicC_7782b5a1fd.jpg.jpg

that way you can either try to hide behind her under the blanket, or roll off the bed to where he (hopefully) can't see you, depending on how her room is set up.

You're right. I just need to man up.

I just asked; she doesn't have a lock on her door. Great.

- ijsmlb :(

That's ok. In reality, how long would you really be over there in her actual room? I would guess she would want you in and out depending on how horny she is and how much she has at stake.

I'm not saying hurry it, just that you've got the odds on your side. What's the chance he's going to check on her during that one half hour (probably the longest I would stay if i were you) out of the whole entire night.

Just be quiet about it and don't do anything you wouldn't want her to do if she was the one coming over.

Do it you pussy I used to do this shit ALL The fucking time with my ex. Except most of the time I snuck in while her dad was AWAKE and just in the other room which if he had gotten up he would have easily been able to see me. Just man up trust me it should be worth it. I used to sneak over all the damn time and have lots of fun. I mean normally I would spend the night though. We eventually got caught right before I left for basic and all her parents did was get pissed off and yell and we got in some trouble. But the point is fucking do it. And like someone said she probably knows whats up with her parents and knows the risks. Unless shes just a dumb bitch and doesn't think aobut that part. But do it you pussy.

Try to keep it quiet though.
Perhaps it's as easy as 'manning up' and 'running away' to you, but there's going to be a hell of alot of shit for her if you get caught. And if this is someone you want to continue to fuck, then trouble might not be great.
Can you not find places and times to hang out without the parents around?

If you do go for it, wedge the door shut with something and put blankets or pillows on the bottom of the door.

This girl lives 45 mins away.

I take it that's a 45 minute walk and not a drive?
Might be a stupid question, but whatever.

I take it that's a 45 minute walk and not a drive?
Might be a stupid question, but whatever.

No, it's a drive. Why would you think it's a walk?


- ijsmlb :(

Because cars aren't very sneaky. Unless you're parking a block away or something.

yeah thats what I'd have to do.

on the other hand, we could always just get in the back seat of my car and not have to worry. Opinions?

- ijsmlb :(

dude, be a man and do it. safest though would just take her to your car or sneak in slam a bat voer the dads head to nock him unconcious tie him up put on a mask and wait for him to come back to awareness then make ure gf act like shes getting raped and bang her right infront of him then skeet on his face and run out. i personally would go with the takeing her to my car scenario though.

OP, this is almost exactly the same situation which led to me and my current girlfriend going out. Go for it. Be sneaky as fuck. Get her to leave her window open. Be sneaky as fuck. Don't make any noise. Don't get spotted by the neighbors. Be sneaky as fuck.

Worked for me, and I did this for over a year.

Mind you, for me it was a 45 minutes walk.

why in the fuck would you drive 45 minutes for head thats pretty dumb considering you might get caught and have the living shit kicked out of you its not worth it gas is too expensive and she might not even want to put out, find someone closer to home

yeah thats what I'd have to do.

on the other hand, we could always just get in the back seat of my car and not have to worry. Opinions?

- ijsmlb :(

no dude, do it in her house. that would seriously be a great story.

i once did that with her mom in the next room. after we did it, i slept over till the morning, and her mom and her sister were constantly coming into the room while i was hiding under a blanket. i dont know how i didnt get caught.

it was an awesome experience though

She will put out. We don't see each other for anything else.

We'll be in my car. I will smoke a joint on the way.

it was an awesome experience though

Sounds like it. I'm going to play it safe and go for the car though. I leave at 11:15 central time. Wish me luck.

- ijsmlb :(

She will put out. We don't see each other for anything else.

We'll be in my car. I will smoke a joint on the way.



Sounds like it. I'm going to play it safe and go for the car though. I leave at 11:15 central time. Wish me luck.

- ijsmlb :(

NOOOOOO do it in her room man. trust me. sneek through her window. and also, dedicate a thrust to totse.

NOOOOOO do it in her room man. trust me. sneek through her window.

I wish I could, my friend, I wish I could.

also, dedicate a thrust to totse.

Will do.

- ijsmlb :(

Everything I wanted to state has already been said. Good Job Totse!

We'll be in my car. I will smoke a joint on the way.

You suck!

Do it in her room, the thrill of getting caught will make it the better!

Just leave the window open, and if you get caught, bail! But really, as long as you keep it quiet and be aware of your surroundings you'll be fine! Do it, and take pics!